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Celebrate Eid The Halal Way!

published by Sajid Iqbal on 18 August, 2010 - 00:17
Author: 
Zahid Maqbool

We all wanna have fun on Eid but rather than getting up to no good or causing havoc in your hired Lambo on Wilmslow Road or Green Street, why not celebrate Eid the Halal way? I don’t mean just visiting your relatives or sitting in the Masjid but enjoying yourself having fun… but keeping it Halal.

Here’s some ideas for you to check out on Eid:

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Six Truths of Life

published by LookingToSee on 6 August, 2010 - 00:01

Six truths of life:

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots. after reading the first truth, will try it.

3.and discover the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.

4. you're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. you soon will forward this to another idiot

6. there's still a stupid smile on your face.

Where's the fun in Islam?

published by You on 24 June, 2010 - 16:13

I was just reading an article about and I found a few interesting bits along with bits i had heard before...

For some reason I had thought acting etc was considered taboo atleast by the conservative parts of Muslim society, but that article suggests ... well, I will quote a section of the article:

Perhaps because entertainments in the wedding ceremonies were disregarded, Iyaz al-As’arî said: “Why do you not perform any plays as thay had been acted in the presence of Allah’s Messenger (PBUH), I am surprised” (Ibn Majah, Iqama: 163)

9 Deadly Words Used By Me

published by Noor on 6 April, 2010 - 00:35

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot

The Muslim origins of Valentine’s Day

published by You on 14 February, 2010 - 15:40

There once was a village in Muslimistan, where a young boy called Wali Nuteen lived. He was a kind, fun-loving adventurous boy, who was Sunni, practicing, tall, with a fair complexion, steady job and a healthy respect for Shia people, without appearing dogmatic. In fact, just the kind of description any Muslim lady scouring adverts on Muslim matrimonial sites would be happy with.

One day, Wali was walking along the main street of his village when he spied a beautiful lady. In an instant, he fell in love. The girl was called Begum; she was from a rival tribe. She was 23 years his senior, and already married. But he still, Walis love for Begum knew no bounds.

''you know you're part paki when...''

published by Suhail on 31 January, 2010 - 14:12

ok first of all this is not meant to be offensive to anyone and shouldn't be taken seriously, just for abit of fun Smile

ok, You Know Your Part Paki When :

1)You have an endless supply of dhal, dates, figs, and salan, and gosht.

2)Your refer to your dad's friends as, "uncle".

3)Your Armani pants don't fit you, but you wear them anyways.

4)You own a fake Rolex, Omega, or TAG.

5)You order hot tea any place you can

6)Your wardrobe consists of either black, black, and more black or white, white and more white.

7)You have a houka as a centerpiece in your living room.

8)you have endless relatives living on the same road as you do ...or 5 minutes away

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