Seraphim's blog

I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
And No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change

Salaam

A famous Sufi said....

There are four things, which go to point out the foolishness of a person, namely:

Not to see his own bad defects in the world;

To be in search of the defects of others;

To sow the seed of stinginess in his heart;

And in spite of it, to expect generosity.

It is also said that "The greatest calamity that befalls the heedless is that they are ignorant of their own faults"

Wasalaam

We've been having this argument at work for a while.

Which do you prefer? Which is better?

Rabbit or Duck?

1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

And the not-so-anticipated sequel of 'Summer of 1994', the story continues from where we left off last time. Enjoy

"The Summer Of 1994" was mostly about my night life and nightmares. This story gives a little background on me and things that happened to me during the "waking" hours. If you have read "Summer of '94" you know a little about what I dreamed about and things of that nature.

I grew up in a very, very, very religious home. I grew up with an understanding of God and the teachings of the prophets.

I also realized and knew that there was a dark side to life as well.

The Challenge is easy. All you have to do is upload 1 pic a day of anything interesting. The Rules Are:

1) No pics of yourself (no one wants to have to look at you!)
2) All pics must be taken by yourself, either by a digi cam or on your phone camera. So no googling for pics!!

Thats all there is to it. Try to keep them interesting. Its surprisingly alot more difficult than you think.

I'll post my first pic later today.

Take up the challenge... if you've got what it takes.
And may the force be with you.

Mwhahahahahah

Someone gave me a ramadan calender this year... just so i tick the days off as I go. Its very much like an advent calender where you open up a small 'door' (for the lack of a better word) and inside theres a small verse from the Quran or a saying of the prophet .

And i thought id share some of them with you.

At the very top theres the quote:

But isnt that encouraging the whole use and abuse concept? Anyway, the following days read as:

Inshallah i hope to beat my previous years score.

Chapter 3

By Adnan Adrees & Dawud Qadri

Fifteen years ago a gateway to hell was opened and a plague of evil spread across the land. London was in complete darkness for days and in that time the hordes of hell infiltrated every level of government. Afterwards there was chaos. Against such opposition the Prime Minister became over-whelmed; people were being slaughtered, cities were in flames and in his panic he resigned. A new Prime Minister was elected: Prime Minister Ruban Gadriel and then the world changed forever.

If this story doesn't make you laugh so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you.

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.

He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.

She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out!