Six Truths of Life

Six truths of life:

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots. after reading the first truth, will try it.

3.and discover the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.

4. you're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. you soon will forward this to another idiot

6. there's still a stupid smile on your face.

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i am a massive idiot.

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sawsan no one can be a bigger idiot than you!!
dont worry..its now narmality act for me!

5 out of 6.

Does that make me a massive idiot?

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

you tried it?!

i am so proud of you. i bet the one you miseed was the last one?
for my part, i was still smiling when i was forwarding it. im a 7/6 Blum 3

Welcome welcome idiots! welcome to this magical world where nothing much matters, i hoep you enjoy yourself and do not worry, you wont be changed into donkeys if you touch anything

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no, I missed number 5 out.

Why do you think I would miss number 6? Maybe I should deny that one too...

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

yep, it was a text. so you would miss out 5.

i cant believe im a idiot...

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even if it wasn't a text or an email or whatever, chances of me passing it along are close to zilch.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

i never pass stuff like that
except this one, as ive been uncovered to be a total idiot, i acted like one. but only passed it to ONE person. our very own Miss PofS

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Which was a FAIL. lol

ok the reasons it was a fail was because:

I read it as something else and i was trying to figure out what was being said.

Also i've read it before so i'm not stupid enough to try it out again

Smile

"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi

LMAo i just tried that 1!! grrr guess that makes me an idiot! Sad

Welcome! Biggrin Biggrin Biggrin Biggrin Biggrin again!

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Lol...I got this in a text too

i read that blog again coz i couldnt remember what it was about, and guess what? im smiling...so...does that make me a double idiot or an idiot squared?

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