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Go easy please - First time ever. Eeeek!

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There once was a village in Muslimistan, where a young boy called Wali Nuteen lived. He was a kind, fun-loving adventurous boy, who was Sunni, practicing, tall, with a fair complexion, steady job and a healthy respect for Shia people, without appearing dogmatic. In fact, just the kind of description any Muslim lady scouring adverts on Muslim matrimonial sites would be happy with.

One day, Wali was walking along the main street of his village when he spied a beautiful lady. In an instant, he fell in love. The girl was called Begum; she was from a rival tribe. She was 23 years his senior, and already married. But he still, Walis love for Begum knew no bounds.

ok first of all this is not meant to be offensive to anyone and shouldn't be taken seriously, just for abit of fun =)

ok, You Know Your Part Paki When :

1)You have an endless supply of dhal, dates, figs, and salan, and gosht.

2)Your refer to your dad's friends as, "uncle".

3)Your Armani pants don't fit you, but you wear them anyways.

4)You own a fake Rolex, Omega, or TAG.

5)You order hot tea any place you can

6)Your wardrobe consists of either black, black, and more black or white, white and more white.

7)You have a houka as a centerpiece in your living room.

8)you have endless relatives living on the same road as you do ...or 5 minutes away

A few profanities here and there, but I doubt this segment of video to subtitle will ever get old:

1) You hate bad spelling and punctuation, especially on Facebook groups

2) You get annoyed when people use the wrong version of there/their/they’re or to/too/two

3) You have any classical music on your iPod/MP3

4) You enjoy a friendly board game like Scrabble or Cluedo

5) You’ve ever achieved an A grade without trying

6) You’ve ever quoted a Sci-Fi film

7) You watch Have I Got News For You because “it’s interesting as well as funny!”

8 ) You watch QI (nothing wrong with this btw!)

9) You regularly pay attention to the news

10) You look forward to exam results

11) You’ve ever fallen about laughing at something in a textbook which wasn’t graffiti and didn’t involve the words ‘penis’, ‘vagina’ or ‘erection’

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THE government has banned the extremist group Islam4Uk, forcing it to change its name to Brian Thompson.

Following a high-level inquiry by the Daily Mail, home secretary Alan Johnson said he had proscribed the organisation under a series of names it goes by including Al Muhajiroun, Beard Force and Anjem and the Hurricanes.

Mr Johnson said: "We can only keep Britain safe from terror by continually restricting the number of names these organisations have access to.