"Don Karnage" wrote:

"Aasiyah" wrote:

wots with all the editing?

My brain is fried and I misunderstood something. I have to do a 10 page presentation on the role of stereotypes in character development in Fairy tales - completely in German.

Because God hates me or something really big and cosmic like that, because this sort of torture cannot be drawn up in the human mind.

That's what you have to do to become a snob.

Like Dr. Evil?

I don't know.

I've not been to a The Man school.

"Beast" wrote:

I don't know.

I've not been to a The Man school.

ITS NOT A SNOBBY SCHOOL.

"Aasiyah" wrote:

wots with all the editing?

call me a spoil sport but i've never felt the need to celebrate xmas. it has no religious significance to me, so whats the point (yes omrow, i have read wot u have to say about that!). obviously i'd wish all my christian mates a merry xmas, as its important to them, but i'd feel fake to be celebrating with them.

very true

merry xmas to Dave...[size=7]and Omrow, u freak[/size]

"Black Prince" wrote:

"Aasiyah" wrote:

wots with all the editing?

call me a spoil sport but i've never felt the need to celebrate xmas. it has no religious significance to me, so whats the point (yes omrow, i have read wot u have to say about that!). obviously i'd wish all my christian mates a merry xmas, as its important to them, but i'd feel fake to be celebrating with them.

very true

merry xmas to Dave...[size=7]and Omrow, u freak[/size]

Thanks Hayder - which reminds me, i'm going to be checking out in about a week - so have a nice month if I don't say so before then.

Xmas is the time to watch the movies they put on Telly innit!

Anyways U people have a very good Xmas holidays!!

I hope the New year goes with a BANG!

Aasiyah - you spoil sport

Dark Prince of course you can come to dinner when you're married with you're wife - any time not just xmas i am afterall you're big big sister

and to the Don - happy holidays! its our holidays too, i dont celebrate xmas but i do celebrate the holidays when ALL the family gets together, dont let it bug you

Dave why do you believe that Jesus was god when in the bible he say's he isn't?

Quote:

John 7:16 Jesus answered them and said, "My doctrine is not Mine, but His who sent Me.

John 14:24 "He who does not love Me does not keep My words; and the word which you hear is not Mine but the Father's who sent Me.

John 4:34 Jesus said to them, "My food is to do the will of him who sent
me, and to accomplish his work.

John 6:38 "For I have come down from heaven, not to do My own will, but
the will of Him who sent Me.

Luke 22:42 saying, "Father, if it is Your will, take this cup away from Me;
nevertheless not My will, but Yours, be done."

Joh 5:30 "I can of Myself do nothing. As I hear, I judge; and My judgment
is righteous, because I do not seek My own will but the will of the
Father who sent Me.

John 8:42 Jesus said to them, "If God were your Father, you would love me, for I proceeded and came forth from God; I came not of my own accord, but he sent me.

Joh 7:16 So Jesus answered them, "My teaching is not mine, but his who
sent me"

Dave believing Jesus was God AND son of god makes u a pagen even if u do claim to believe in one god.

"Judda" wrote:

Dave why do you believe that Jesus was god when in the bible he say's he isn't?

Excellent question!

The bible does say he is the Son of God, you are wrong, I am right, and that's why I believe Jesus is the Son of God.

I wonder what is for lunch...

[size=7]ever get the feeling I don't take you seriously?[/size]

"Don Karnage" wrote:

[size=7]ever get the feeling I don't take you seriously?[/size]

What?!?

You don't take Juddah Seriously?

why you.....

:twisted:

"Admin" wrote:

"Don Karnage" wrote:

[size=7]ever get the feeling I don't take you seriously?[/size]

What?!?

You don't take Juddah Seriously?

why you.....

:twisted:

Is it me .... or did i just read the above as Judith...

As in Judith who betrayed the Jesus Christ?

"Seraph" wrote:

"Admin" wrote:

"Don Karnage" wrote:

[size=7]ever get the feeling I don't take you seriously?[/size]

What?!?

You don't take Juddah Seriously?

why you.....

:twisted:

Is it me .... or did i just read the above as Judith...

As in Judith who betrayed the Jesus Christ?

lol Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus Christ, Judith was a judge in the Old Testament (I think... i confuse her with Ruth a lot)

"Don Karnage" wrote:

"Seraph" wrote:

"Admin" wrote:

"Don Karnage" wrote:

[size=7]ever get the feeling I don't take you seriously?[/size]

What?!?

You don't take Juddah Seriously?

why you.....

:twisted:

Is it me .... or did i just read the above as Judith...

As in Judith who betrayed the Jesus Christ?

lol Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus Christ, Judith was a judge in the Old Testament (I think... i confuse her with Ruth a lot)

lol i always get them two names mixed up... but yeah i meant Judas.

"Seraph" wrote:

"Don Karnage" wrote:

"Seraph" wrote:

"Admin" wrote:

"Don Karnage" wrote:

[size=7]ever get the feeling I don't take you seriously?[/size]

What?!?

You don't take Juddah Seriously?

why you.....

:twisted:

Is it me .... or did i just read the above as Judith...

As in Judith who betrayed the Jesus Christ?

lol Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus Christ, Judith was a judge in the Old Testament (I think... i confuse her with Ruth a lot)

lol i always get them two names mixed up... but yeah i meant Judas.

lol i've accidentally read that as Judas a couple times

Well seeing as were on the subject:

Jesus AS is sitting aroung a table with his disciples discussing the prevelant narcotics problem in the community.

In the end it is decided that the best course of action is to test these substances so a full anysis can be made (by some chemists I pressume).

So the the disciples go off to collect samples.

A few weeks go by.

There is a knock at the door, Jesus AS says: "who is it?"

"it is I, Peter master, I have returned."

"what have you bought, Peter?"

"from the mountains of colombia, the finest crack coccaine."

"well done Peter, you have done well."

another day, another knock:

"It I Simon, master" (i'm rusty on the apostles)

"what have you bought Simon?"

"from the fields of Nepal, the purest cannabis."

"Well done Simon you have done well."

and so another further apostle returns with crystal meth. and then a while another knock:

"Who is it?"

"It is I Juddas, master"

"what have you bought Judas"

(a loud voice on a mega phone) "ITS THE FBI, THIS IS A BUST, NOBODY MOVE!!!"

and ther we are.

lol

I kinda celebrating xmas in the school I was in today.

Listened to xmas carols. Pulled crackers with the students, helped some students write out xmas cards and sat in a decorated hall and had xmas dinner.

The turkey was dry and bland. And I didnt finish my vegetables either.

did the children enjoy themselves and did you get a thrill watching their smiling faces? lucky you

"seema*" wrote:

did the children enjoy themselves and did you get a thrill watching their smiling faces? lucky you

but more importantly did they giv u a rezi and did u accept it?

If yes... why.... discuss.

"seema*" wrote:

did the children enjoy themselves and did you get a thrill watching their smiling faces? lucky you

It was a high school-lol

Yeah the kids loved it. They loved the carols-they sang along. I pulled crackers with them (I refused to wear the stupid paper hat over my hijaab).

Everyone was generally in a jolly mood which was nice.

At work we were in a jolly mood also.

The systems were messing up.

All answer machines. Perfect for just messing around!

"seema*" wrote:

Dark Prince of course you can come to dinner when you're married with you're wife - any time not just xmas i am afterall you're big big sister

lol ok Spotty!!

i shall call you to the wedding also

it can be a big pathaan party

[size=7]can you find me a pathaan wife, with green eyes please?[/size]

"Don Karnage" wrote:

"Judda" wrote:

Dave why do you believe that Jesus was god when in the bible he say's he isn't?

Excellent question!

The bible does say he is the Son of God, you are wrong, I am right

Lol dave I sed da bible says he is [u]NOT GOD[/u], not son of god…. :roll:

"Don Karnage" wrote:

[size=7]ever get the feeling I don't take you seriously?[/size]

lol u aint da only one... i knew u were chatting me up wen u sed i was "enlightning".... i'm ANYTHING but that.... ya not v. gud wid ur chat up lines... i know wen u r trying it on :twisted: .... but plz dave its blatently against my religion....

so r ya gonna tell me how prophet jesus was god and son of god at the same time :?:

....lol i'm thinking of converting :twisted:

since the limitations of spouses is not mentioned in the bible :twisted:

lol i remember when med sed dat jews were da "enemies of islam." i remeber u saying "I read that as a threat, and that requires serious attention." lol so what did u do??? :twisted:

yea i know thats of the topic but i have been meaning to ask u dat for a while now but i just 4got...

"Admin" wrote:

"Don Karnage" wrote:

[size=7]ever get the feeling I don't take you seriously?[/size]

What?!?

You don't take Judda[b]h[/b] Seriously?

why you.....

:twisted:

He is a very wise man
:twisted:

[size=5]and u admin r a plonker plz don't put a 'h' at da end of ma name, it reminds me of rabbi juddah and ppl will think i'm a jew[/size]

"Don Karnage" wrote:

"Judda" wrote:

i am very good at emotionally hijacking ppl. infact editor once called me a "little ****" on PM.

This is like being stuck in a cage - in a corner with a big padlock on it underwater.

[img]http://joe12518.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/...

lol so thats the effect i have on u and u still don't take me seiously!?

[size=3]oh dear i better try harder next time[/size]

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Judda,

What is the matter with Michael Jackson?

whats that christmas carol called...in The Snowman ?

dats 1 cnt forget

im walking in the airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

awww i loved The Snowman but i could never make out the words :oops:

for you fatty...

Quote:

Song: Walking In The Air - The Snowman Lyrics

We're walking in the air
We're floating in the moonlit sky
The people far below are sleeping as we fly

I'm holding very tight
I'm riding in the midnight blue
I'm finding I can fly so high above with you

Far across the world
The villages go by like dreams
The rivers and the hills
The forests and the streams

Children gaze open mouth
Taken by surprise
Nobody down below believes their eyes

We're surffing in the air
We're swimming in the frozen sky
We're drifting over icy
Mountain floating by

Suddenly swooping low on an ocean deep
Arousing of a mighty monster from its sleep

We're walking in the air
We're floating in the midnight sky
And everyone who sees us greets us as we fly

"white" wrote:

for you fatty...

whose fatty?

oops you meant Fatimah?

shouldnt say fatty, fatimah sounds so much better.