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oooooh! that is just disgusing i am gob-smacked.....agree with Saadia let that be a lesson to all do not even think of fallin love with someone online, i mean what can be worse, your own mother/son :shock:

that story is totally sickening and of the hook...

you shouldnt trust PPL of the net

lol

how stupid

how comical was that story!!

well they do say a lotta guys try marryin sum1 like thier own mama's Lol

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Black Prince" wrote:
well they do say a lotta guys try marryin sum1 like thier own mama's Lol

what on earth??????

"white" wrote:
"Black Prince" wrote:
well they do say a lotta guys try marryin sum1 like thier own mama's Lol

what on earth??????

lol. He means if u ask a geeza what kind of woman he would like to marry, he would say she should be like his mom.

Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar

"musk" wrote:
"white" wrote:
"Black Prince" wrote:
well they do say a lotta guys try marryin sum1 like thier own mama's Lol

what on earth??????

lol. He means if u ask a geeza what kind of woman he would like to marry, he would say she should be like his mom.

isnt that wrong to say...im sure it is

no

its a saying

sum guys look for qualities they seen in thier mum, when lookin for a wife

never mind

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"white" wrote:
"musk" wrote:
"white" wrote:
"Black Prince" wrote:
well they do say a lotta guys try marryin sum1 like thier own mama's Lol

what on earth??????

lol. He means if u ask a geeza what kind of woman he would like to marry, he would say she should be like his mom.

isnt that wrong to say...im sure it is

she should be LIKE his mom, meaning that most men think there moms are perfect. They look after you, cook for you, always be there for you, are perfect in everyway etc. SO in that way they want a wife who looks after them, cooks,bes there for them, is perfect in everyway.

Obviously noone wants to marry some1 EXACTLY like their mom, thats sick.

Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar

No its not wrong cuz to anyone a mum means the world to them, shes loving sweet and does everythin for them hence the best qualities which any man would want in his wife.

acha... get it

waz finking something else

salaam

Is Duniya mein gham hi gham Milenge,

Is Dunya mein dost bhi kam milenge,

Jis rah pe Duniya tumhe chor degi,

Us rah pe tumhe HUM Milenge.

wa/salaam

boht Khoob!

Vah Vah Vah!!

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

Bravo!

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

Encore!

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

Atleast you are back to the superior language.

:twisted:

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"Angel" wrote:

fah ma lah bush!

Ferme la bouche

you silly goose :roll:

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Black Prince" wrote:
Ferme la bouche

you silly goose :roll:

thats what i said duhboy :roll:

"Saadia Khan" wrote:
salaam

Is Duniya mein gham hi gham Milenge,

Is Dunya mein dost bhi kam milenge,

Jis rah pe Duniya tumhe chor degi,

Us rah pe tumhe HUM Milenge.

wa/salaam

nice set of lines..

inshallah

My posts are long.
They must no longer be so.
I shall write Hai Kus.

"Don Karnage" wrote:
My posts are long.
They must no longer be so.
I shall write Hai Kus.

Whats Hai Kus? heard of it but ive forgotten now

This one is quite old so you might have heard it before

Three men are in the woods and must cross a river. a genie appears and grants each one a wish.

The first one says "i wish i was 100 times cleverer than i am now" the wish is granted and he makes a simple, small raft and paddle from wood. He then crosses over.

The second one says "i wish i was 1,000 times cleverer than i am now" the wish is granted and he carves a canoe from a log. He also crosses over.

The third one says "i wish i was 1,000,000 times cleverer than i am now" the wish is granted and he makes a small boat. He crosses the river too.

Guess what the woman did?

...

...

She crossed the bridge.

[color=red]chand ko tod dunga
suraj ko mod dunga

tu ek baar jo haan kar de
main pehli wali chod dunga[/color]

I'll break the moon,
And turn the sun away.
You say YES just once,
And I'll leave the first one.

Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar

"musk" wrote:
[color=red]chand ko tod dunga
suraj ko mod dunga
hmmm
tu ek baar jo haan kar de
main pehli wali chod dunga[/color]

I'll break the moon,
And turn the sun away.
You say YES just once,
And I'll leave the first one.

what does the "hmmm" mean?

"Angel" wrote:

what does the "hmmm" mean?

I think its a pause...or maybe part of the tune? :?

"musk" wrote:
[color=red]chand ko tod dunga
suraj ko mod dunga

tu ek baar jo haan kar de
main pehli wali chod dunga[/color]

I'll break the moon,
And turn the sun away.
You say YES just once,
And I'll leave the first one.


Med, apparently that^ is from a bollywood movie about guys who have extra-marital affairs - theyr talking bout leaving their wives and marrying their girlfriends in that song. :?

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"Aasiyah" wrote:
"musk" wrote:
[color=red]chand ko tod dunga
suraj ko mod dunga

tu ek baar jo haan kar de
main pehli wali chod dunga[/color]

I'll break the moon,
And turn the sun away.
You say YES just once,
And I'll leave the first one.


Med, apparently that^ is from a bollywood movie about guys who have extra-marital affairs - theyr talking bout leaving their wives and marrying their girlfriends in that song. :?

looooooooooool.

Thanks for the info.

But I aint gonna be leaving my wife for a gf.

Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar

lol good catch Aasiyah - you turned a poem, into a joke.

Well... a funny situation.

Poor med...

"musk" wrote:
"Aasiyah" wrote:
"musk" wrote:
[color=red]chand ko tod dunga
suraj ko mod dunga

tu ek baar jo haan kar de
main pehli wali chod dunga[/color]

I'll break the moon,
And turn the sun away.
You say YES just once,
And I'll leave the first one.


Med, apparently that^ is from a bollywood movie about guys who have extra-marital affairs - theyr talking bout leaving their wives and marrying their girlfriends in that song. :?

looooooooooool.

Thanks for the info.

But I aint gonna be leaving my wife for a gf.

but still listenin to such material is wrong!

"Don Karnage" wrote:

Poor med...

atlast som1 who sympathises with me.

Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar

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