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I have read that before. Only it was abotu David Bekham and Sir Alex Fergusson...

HANG ON

Have you seen Bekham and Bush in the same room at the same time? I think not!

Same with Cheney and Sir Alex.

:shock:

(Does Dick Cheney wear glasses?)

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

Someone sent me this in a text message:

Four blokes meet on a plane, an American, a Brit, a Russian and a Pakistani.

The American says 'I am a CIA agent'
The Brit says 'I am an MI5 agent'
The Russian says 'I am a KGB agent'
The Pakistani says 'I am a newsagent'

Thats been posted before!!

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...

1980 girls: maa mein jeans pehnugi
Maa: nahi beti log kya kahengey?

2006 girls: maa mein mini skirt pehnugi
Maa: pehen le beti
kuch to pehan le!

translated to

1980 girls: mother i want to wear a jean
Mother: no child what will people say

2006 girls: mother i want to wear a mini skirt
Mother: wear it child where something!

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Biggrin

Chin up, mate! Life's too short.

[b]Freshy Prince of Bel-Air - Indian Version!!![/b]

In West Chandigaar I was Born & Raised,

In The Pendh House Is Where I Spent Most Of My Days.

Chilling & Relaxing & Eating Some Roti,

Chirpsin The Kuri's While Drinking Some Lassi.

When A Couple Of Fools Who Were Up To No Good,

Started "Dusham! Dusham" In My Neighbourhood.

They Made A Right Old Mess & My Pop's Got Scared

"You're Moving To Your Masi's In Phagwara Instead!"

I Whistled For A Rikshaw, It Came The Next Day,

Told Him Where To Go & I Weren't Gonna Pay.

I Knew I Smelt Something - It Was The Oil In His Hair,

If Anything But I Thought "Bale! Bale!"

I Pulled Up To A House About One Or Two,

Got Out TheRikshaw & Stepped On Some Poo.

Looked At My Kingdom I was Finally There,

To Sit On My Bed And Breathe The Crap Air!

' Nay, verily! With me is my Lord, He will guide me ' {2662}

lmao
da iz funnnyyyyyyyyyyyy

"ThiS WoRlD Iz A PrIsOn 4 A BeLiVeR AnD PaRaDiSe 4 A NoN-BeLiVeR.........."

vot do u call 1 legd sardar?

balan singh. hahahahahaha

What do you call a sardar on a beach.

Relax-Singh hehe.

' Nay, verily! With me is my Lord, He will guide me ' {2662}

Each year a group of KGB Commissars would get together for a weekend of bear hunting. A helicopter would fly them to a clearing deep in the forest, leave them with their guns and camping gear, then pick them up two days later.

Now the hunting weekend has ended, and the Commissars are waiting in the clearing with their equipment and with the carcasses of three bears. The helicopter swoops in and lands, the pilot steps out and takes one look at the waiting cargo.

"Comrade Commissars," the pilot says. "I'm sorry, but I cannot take all three bears on board. The helicopter can carry only two. Please decide which one you wish to leave behind."

Two Commissars grab the pilot's arms, while a third slaps the pilot hard across his face and says, "Captain, this is precisely what you told us last year. As you no doubt will remember, that led to an unpleasant afternoon of beatings and threats against your family if you didn't take all three bears on board. In the end, you did as we ordered. Surely it won't be necessary to repeat all that again?"

The pilot nods glumly, then gets busy loading everything on board and they take off.

Ten minutes later the helicopter crashes. One of the Commissars is killed, and another has two broken legs. A third Commissar crawls out from the wreckage and drags himself over to the dazed pilot, who is lying on the ground nearby. The Commissar slaps the pilot across his face, sits him up and asks, "Captain, where are we?"

The pilot looks around and says, "Same place we crashed last year."

  • It can never be satisfied, the mind, never. -- Wallace Stevens

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