Mums & The Cake Factor (part 1)

Published by Letters_to_Cleo on 18 October, 2010 - 11:25

I reeeeealllly love my mum. And i have soooo much respect for her when I think about how much of a NIGHTMARE i was when i was little. The one incident that comes to mind is my big sisters birthday. She'd just turned 19 and my mum had baked her a GORGEOUS cake with thick pink icing which was slathered ontop and a cute horse made out of marshmallows and toothpicks ontop! To an eight year old, it was a thing of wonder... half toy and half cake!!! Ooooooooh the glorious possibilities!!!! Biggrin

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But my mum knew that it was extremely important to keep the cake away from me because she knew that if I was allowed even a tiny amount of sugar, not only would I become a hyperactive sugar monster, but the entire scope of my existence would funnel down to the singular goal of obtaining and eatting more sugar. My need for sugar would become so massive, that it would collapse in upon itself and create a vacuum into which even more sugar would be drawn until all the world had been stripped of all sweetness.

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Yes i had pig tails when i was little lol

So when i managed to climb onto the counter and grab a handful of cake while my mum wasnt looking an irreversible chain reaction was set into motion. That would lead to only one thing...

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I had tasted cake and there was no going back. My tiny body had morphed into a writhing mass of pure sugar obsessed monstrosity encased in a thick layer of desperation. I would eat all of the cake or I would evaporate from the sheer over-loading power of my desire to eat it!!

Mum had prepared the cake earlier in the day so she could get it out of the way. She thought she was being efficient, but really she had just ensured that she'd be forced to spend the whole day protecting it from my all-encompassing sugar covered lil hands and my unyeilding desire to eat it!! So i followed her around waiting for her to set it down and then it would be MIIIIINE!

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Mum would soon tire of trying to keep it out of my reach and when she put it down. It was gonna be all mine Biggrin

To be continued...

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Comments

Submitted by Letters_to_Cleo on 18 October, 2010 - 12:50

Ocean wrote:
Lol Biggrin

aww it's a shame I don't like sweet things as much as you do!

and it's a good job mum doesn't bake and neither do I like baking. Otherwise I'd be a fluffed up balloon!

lol i ws a real terror as a child. Such a sugar junkie Lol

Alhamdulliah im recovering now Biggrin

Ill post the second half up in a few days. It was just too long for one post.

Submitted by s.b.f on 18 October, 2010 - 14:21

Okay.

Just want to say, that you better continue this story and write more comic-related stuff and continue with the pictures. Or else.

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Submitted by Seraphim on 18 October, 2010 - 15:30

Nice, im looking forward to how this turns out Biggrin

s.b.f wrote:
Okay.

Just want to say, that you better continue this story and write more comic-related stuff and continue with the pictures. Or else.

Was that a threat sully? o.-

You just have to mention the word story infront of sully and she goes skitzo... lol

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Submitted by TPOS on 19 October, 2010 - 17:18

Letters_to_Cleo wrote:

But my mum knew that it was extremely important to keep the cake away from me because she knew that if I was allowed even a tiny amount of sugar, not only would I become a hyperactive sugar monster, but the entire scope of my existence would funnel down to the singular goal of obtaining and eatting more sugar. My need for sugar would become so massive, that it would collapse in upon itself and create a vacuum into which even more sugar would be drawn until all the world had been stripped of all sweetness.

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*LOVE*
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Submitted by Lills (not verified) on 19 October, 2010 - 06:54

AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS THE BESTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg! and the use of those long sentences which make it sounds so much like a story!!! and the pictures!!!

this is just SOO cool!!!

(off to fb to post this link as status)

Submitted by Letters_to_Cleo on 26 October, 2010 - 15:49

Lills wrote:
AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS THE BESTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg! and the use of those long sentences which make it sounds so much like a story!!! and the pictures!!!

this is just SOO cool!!!

(off to fb to post this link as status)

LOL omg, really???

Mayb i shuda postd these on the revival fb page?

Submitted by You on 26 October, 2010 - 17:56

Not all of us are on facebook. Just linking there would be ok, but posting here.

Would you want any extra facilities for storyboarding/comics on this site? (somewhere where you can add more than one image and then people can "flick through" thepages)

Not saying such a thing will exist. Just tantalising people with the possibilities.

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Submitted by LookingToSee on 27 October, 2010 - 09:28

You wrote:
Just tantalising people with the possibilities.

reading this, my mind went "Paul the Octopus"

@ Letters: OF COURSE IF WAS MY FB STATUS! !!!!!

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Submitted by Bilan on 22 December, 2010 - 20:10

revvy's on fb??????! :shock:

well waddya knw??? u learn something new everyday! Biggrin

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Submitted by s.b.f on 23 December, 2010 - 09:00

These are my favourite blogs.

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Submitted by TPOS on 23 December, 2010 - 18:14

s.b.f wrote:
These are my favourite blogs.

+1

Letttttterrrrrrs we're all waiting for MOOOOOOOOOOOORE

"Please, sir, can I have some more?" Blum 3

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Submitted by s.b.f on 23 December, 2010 - 18:44

ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE wrote:

"Please, sir, can I have some more?" Blum 3

No, Fifi...you are not Mr Twist.

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Submitted by TPOS on 23 December, 2010 - 18:47

s.b.f wrote:
ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE wrote:

"Please, sir, can I have some more?" Blum 3

No, Fifi...you are not Mr Twist.


I was only QUOTING Mr Twist! Sheesh! Blum 3
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Submitted by LookingToSee on 1 January, 2011 - 09:27

MISTER TWIST?! loool

master no? or just Twist.

I want some more too! *imaginary friend who should have been here to back up Twist*

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