LOL.....funniest post since i joined

"Omrow" wrote:

Salam

Someone here asked the question: What do you like your first born child to be... a girl or a boy?

Well, I hope its a boy or a girl.

Heard that one on the Munsters

"Omrow" wrote:

Anyway,

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

my lil sis is SO funny

Do us all a favour.

When she registers here, please ask her not to call herself muslimsislilsislisis.

Furbal III would do.

Omrow

hahahahahah

grow up stupid boys :roll:

and the above PROVES why I dont want any boys-only girls

boys are stupid-and they smell

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

grow up stupid boys :roll:

and the above PROVES why I dont want any boys-only girls

boys are stupid-and they smell

lol yep they ignorant/rude so and so's!

Well then ladies

Good luck getting children without men

I suppose you were planning on stealing them - like the creepy old women that hang out in grocery stores and say creepy thing like "ohhh what a sweet little child - reminds my of my little boy before I poisoned him. would you like a squash?"

"Dave" wrote:

Well then ladies

Good luck getting children without men

I suppose you were planning on stealing them - like the creepy old women that hang out in grocery stores and say creepy thing like "ohhh what a sweet little child - reminds my of my little boy before I poisoned him. would you like a squash?"

well davey we are talkin bout boys here, i do hope that on this earth there is a true sincere decent man who aint ignorant, smelly, rude etc.

"angel" wrote:

well davey we are talkin bout boys here, i do hope that on this earth there is a true sincere decent man who aint ignorant, smelly, rude etc.

boys men same bloody thing - males.

And I happen to smell very nice, I am very smart AND I am not rude - unless provoked of course.

Same for all the other guys on the forum.

So where are these neanderthals you two are talking about [i]hmmm[/i]?

And while we are on the topic of unreasonable women I would like to point out from my extensive experience that women are capricious, selfish, and reactionary.

and judgemental.

[u]and selfish.[/u]

"Dave" wrote:

"angel" wrote:

well davey we are talkin bout boys here, i do hope that on this earth there is a true sincere decent man who aint ignorant, smelly, rude etc.

boys men same bloody thing - males.

And I happen to smell very nice, I am very smart AND I am not rude - unless provoked of course.

Same for all the other guys on the forum.

So where are these neanderthals you two are talking about [i]hmmm[/i]?

What the hell are neanderthals....nope boys and men aint same thing....boys =immature smelly idots....men=mature smelly idiots....i duno if there is an decent male on this earth, thats what i wana know!

p.s. smelling nice according to you means what exacly? (thats my question)

"angel" wrote:

What the hell are neanderthals....nope boys and men aint same thing....boys =immature smelly idots....men=mature smelly idiots....i duno if there is an decent male on this earth, thats what i wana know!

p.s. smelling nice according to you means what exacly? (thats my question)

[i]Neanderthals[/i] were cavemen initially thought to be ancestors to modern humans but now as it turns out they were the ugly cousins that everybody ignores at family gatherings. They lived in mountains and stuff.

Smelling nice means bathing regularly (or in my case slightly more often than that) and wearing things that the general commercial public have decided smell "nice" such as RL et cetera.

WOMEN ARE STILL JUDGEMENTAL AND CAPRICIOUS.

"Dave" wrote:

[i]Neanderthals[/i] were cavemen initially thought to be ancestors to modern humans but now as it turns out they were the ugly cousins that everybody ignores at family gatherings. They lived in mountains and stuff.

Smelling nice means bathing regularly (or in my case slightly more often than that) and wearing things that the general commercial public have decided smell "nice" such as RL et cetera.

WOMEN ARE STILL JUDGEMENTAL AND CAPRICIOUS.

We have to judge if your not up to the standards, and plus like i sed in the other thread we are here to help you and give you constructive criticism..so think of it as me being generous

"angel" wrote:

"Dave" wrote:

[i]Neanderthals[/i] were cavemen initially thought to be ancestors to modern humans but now as it turns out they were the ugly cousins that everybody ignores at family gatherings. They lived in mountains and stuff.

Smelling nice means bathing regularly (or in my case slightly more often than that) and wearing things that the general commercial public have decided smell "nice" such as RL et cetera.

WOMEN ARE STILL JUDGEMENTAL AND CAPRICIOUS.

We have to judge if your not up to the standards, and plus like i sed in the other thread we are here to help you and give you constructive criticism..so think of it as me being generous

Yea but the thing is you never actually [i]ask[/i] if we want their constructive criticism... you just sorta give it.

"Dave" wrote:

Yea but the thing is you never actually [i]ask[/i] if we want their constructive criticism... you just sorta give it.

Thats cuz you aint gona ask for any advice cuz it might mean that women are somehow "ordering" you around. you should take what you recieve happily.

"angel" wrote:

"Dave" wrote:

Yea but the thing is you never actually [i]ask[/i] if we want their constructive criticism... you just sorta give it.

Thats cuz you aint gona ask for any advice cuz it might mean that women are somehow "ordering" you around. you should take what you recieve happily.

.....

hmmm....

Shouldn't you be at one of your 10872093874509723458 jobs or something?

"Dave" wrote:

hmmm....

Shouldn't you be at one of your 10872093874509723458 jobs or something?

huh my what jobs?! talk english boy! i finshed work at 6pm and its nearly 10pm!

"angel" wrote:

"Dave" wrote:

hmmm....

Shouldn't you be at one of your 10872093874509723458 jobs or something?

huh my what jobs?! talk english boy! i finshed work at 6pm and its nearly 10pm!

Didn't you have like 2 jobs school driving and a whole buncha stuff going on all at once last year?

I clearly remember crowning you the most diligent person on the Revival

"Dave" wrote:

Didn't you have like 2 jobs school driving and a whole buncha stuff going on all at once last year?

I clearly remember crowning you the most diligent person on the Revival

must say you have a good memory, yeh i had a part-time job plus uni and then drivin etc.

I advise all those who are doin their 2nd yr at uni do not wrk (if affordabel!)

"angel" wrote:

"Dave" wrote:

Didn't you have like 2 jobs school driving and a whole buncha stuff going on all at once last year?

I clearly remember crowning you the most diligent person on the Revival

must say you have a good memory, yeh i had a part-time job plus uni and then drivin etc.

I advise all those who are doin their 2nd yr at uni do not wrk (if affordabel!)

Yea, see that's crazy, I dunno how you pulled that nonsense off.

...when you are ceo of Angel Corps and control 1/3rd of the US GDP - I think it is only right you give your lazy friend lilsis a job.

Charity and all that.

pur-lease

daddy's lil girl will never work

What are men for? :twisted:

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

pur-lease

daddy's lil girl will never work

What are men for? :twisted:

:shock:

...fishing?

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

pur-lease

daddy's lil girl will never work

What are men for? :twisted:

Dad didnt want me to wrk but i wanted to cuz i had way to many expenses and felt bad askin him money all the time....this way its my money and loads of money which i can use for whatever i want

"angel" wrote:

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

pur-lease

daddy's lil girl will never work

What are men for? :twisted:

Dad didnt want me to wrk but i wanted to cuz i had way to many expenses and felt bad askin him money all the time....this way its my money and loads of money which i can use for whatever i want

dad doesnt really want me to work-he babies me to much

so when I need extra money I usually go and work for my uncle for a bit

he's an accountant so I type up reports for him-he pays me well

but I am lazy- :oops:

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

"angel" wrote:

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

pur-lease

daddy's lil girl will never work

What are men for? :twisted:

Dad didnt want me to wrk but i wanted to cuz i had way to many expenses and felt bad askin him money all the time....this way its my money and loads of money which i can use for whatever i want

dad doesnt really want me to work-he babies me to much

so when I need extra money I usually go and work for my uncle for a bit

he's an accountant so I type up reports for him-he pays me well

but I am lazy- :oops:

lol and little does he know but your father is raising a professional BEGGAR GIRL.

lazy lazy lazy lazy

okay so I didn't have a real job until this summer...

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

dad doesnt really want me to work-he babies me to much

so when I need extra money I usually go and work for my uncle for a bit

he's an accountant so I type up reports for him-he pays me well

but I am lazy- :oops:

Lol i used to be very lazy, to tell you the truth the only reason i worked was so i could save up for ICIS but now sis getin married nxt yr in april so gota get her a nice present and also some gorgus clothes to wear at the wedin

"Dave" wrote:

lol and little does he know but your father is raising a professional BEGGAR GIRL.

I'm far too vain to BEG anyone for money-ever

I dont even like borrowing money of my brother

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

"Dave" wrote:

lol and little does he know but your father is raising a professional BEGGAR GIRL.

I'm far too vain to BEG anyone for money-ever

I dont even like borrowing money of my brother

lol you just said when you aren't going to your dad for money you go to your uncle.

and how many bloody relatives do you have?!

oh god... a couple months from now I am going to have to deal with you muslimsislilsislilsis muslimsislilsislilbro muslimsisbro muslimsislilsisandmuslimsisuncle muslimsislilsisbrothersfatherunclesroommateincollegesarchenemyssistersbestfriendshusbandscousinthreetimesremoved.

I WORK for the money u Dumbo

I TYPE up reports for him

thats NOT begging-

geez how many times did u bump ur head today? :roll:

and DONT cuss my name-its unique

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

I WORK for the money u Dumbo

I TYPE up reports for him

thats NOT begging-

geez how many times did u bump ur head today? :roll:

and DONT cuss my name-its unique

It's not working when you are doing stuff for your family - that's just them taking pity on you!

If he didn't offer to pay you for it your parents would make you do it anyway.

Sheesh.

Reminds me of those kids that are paid to do their [i]own lawns[/i]!

LOL

he pays me less then he would pay an hired receptionist

so I'm doing HIM a favour by doing his work for him

"Dave" wrote:

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

I WORK for the money u Dumbo

I TYPE up reports for him

thats NOT begging-

geez how many times did u bump ur head today? :roll:

and DONT cuss my name-its unique

It's not working when you are doing stuff for your family - that's just them taking pity on you!

If he didn't offer to pay you for it your parents would make you do it anyway.

Sheesh.

Reminds me of those kids that are paid to do their [i]own lawns[/i]!

If you work its work regardless of it being for family, hoever if you consider it work then its work and if you consider it a favour its a favour...