No-one in that conversation is actually Bosnian btw, you do get that right?
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#Before you look at the thorns of the rose , look at it's beauty. Before you complain about the heat of the sun , enjoy it's light. Before you complain about the blackness of the night, think of it's peace and quiet... #
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
#Before you look at the thorns of the rose , look at it's beauty. Before you complain about the heat of the sun , enjoy it's light. Before you complain about the blackness of the night, think of it's peace and quiet... #
Submitted by RI_RS on 6 February, 2011 - 19:26 #305
Conv. I had with my little sister the other day:
KT:I had icecream the otherday, and it was cold
Me: Of course it was cold, it's ICEcream
KT:... No, I had Icecream, and the WEATHER was cold
Conv. With a friend the other day at 8am after I'd been waiting for them a while:
Me: It's really weird how there are ALWAYS old people coming out of that church, no matter what the time.
Friend: ...That's an Old People's home...
Conv. I just had on MSN:
Theres No Beauty In Bleeding Mascara says: had to go clean my apartment
Ashhiiee says: Ahh right why is yours an apartment and not a flat?
Theres No Beauty In Bleeding Mascara says: because apartment sounds better
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#Before you look at the thorns of the rose , look at it's beauty. Before you complain about the heat of the sun , enjoy it's light. Before you complain about the blackness of the night, think of it's peace and quiet... #
Submitted by TPOS on 6 February, 2011 - 19:31 #306
MakeMeRawr_8TeenF wrote:
Conv. With a friend the other day at 8am after I'd been waiting for them a while:
Me: It's really weird how there are ALWAYS old people coming out of that church, no matter what the time.
Friend: ...That's an Old People's home...
LOL!
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"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
yesterday my sis was telling me about the kiwimonster on the stairs that knocks on doors. Im not sure if i got the details correct, i was a bit sleepy you see.
there's a funny one, but its in french...
i might try later..i really want to know, but...work to do..
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Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?
Submitted by rocky on 8 February, 2011 - 02:32 #308
chatting to my freind on facebook chat
Me: I had icecream the otherday, and it was cold
Mate: -.-
it aint gta b hot for u to have ice cream
Me: i mean da weather was cold
Mate: yh
dats wat i meant
Me: lool
Mate: the weather
how do u get hot ice cream
loool
Me: lmao i duno..put it in microwave?
.... << realising what i had said!
Mate: omg
ur so funny
Another one
I had just got to know this freind so i was just chattin on the fone to her
Me: What did u get in ur GCSE's
Friend: not saying cz ur gna laff u tell me?
Me: No u tell me 1st i promise i wont laff
Friend: no jus tell me
Me: You first..lady first
Friend: Well i failed
Me: Guess what...I failed too!
Me & Friend: burstin out in laughter
i doubt u ppl will find it funny but it was really funny at the time
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Rocky
Submitted by s.b.f on 8 February, 2011 - 15:59 #309
No offence Rocky, but that really wasn't funny.
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Submitted by TPOS on 8 February, 2011 - 15:59 #310
P1: I drink red topped milk
P2: Ewww, how can you have that, it's like 3/4 water, you might as well not have milk!
P1: No, obviously you need milk for your coco pops!
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"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
Submitted by rocky on 8 February, 2011 - 20:53 #311
Well it was funny at the time
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Rocky
Submitted by s.b.f on 8 February, 2011 - 21:43 #312
Humour can be limited to the moment or to the people etc.
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"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
Submitted by rocky on 8 February, 2011 - 23:55 #314
xactly...thnk u!
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Rocky
Submitted by TPOS on 10 February, 2011 - 17:05 #315
Teacher: Stop it! I'm going to come and sit next to you in a minute
Student: Oh cmon then Miss, pull up a chair, I don't mind
Teacher: That was supposed to be a threat!
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"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
he was just being stupid lol xD
No-one in that conversation is actually Bosnian btw, you do get that right?
#Before you look at the thorns of the rose , look at it's beauty. Before you complain about the heat of the sun , enjoy it's light. Before you complain about the blackness of the night, think of it's peace and quiet... #
yes, I did.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
Oh okay, good (:
#Before you look at the thorns of the rose , look at it's beauty. Before you complain about the heat of the sun , enjoy it's light. Before you complain about the blackness of the night, think of it's peace and quiet... #
Conv. I had with my little sister the other day:
KT:I had icecream the otherday, and it was cold
Me: Of course it was cold, it's ICEcream
KT:... No, I had Icecream, and the WEATHER was cold
Conv. With a friend the other day at 8am after I'd been waiting for them a while:
Me: It's really weird how there are ALWAYS old people coming out of that church, no matter what the time.
Friend: ...That's an Old People's home...
Conv. I just had on MSN:
Theres No Beauty In Bleeding Mascara says:
had to go
clean my apartment
Ashhiiee says:
Ahh right
why is yours an apartment and not a flat?
Theres No Beauty In Bleeding Mascara says:
because apartment sounds better
#Before you look at the thorns of the rose , look at it's beauty. Before you complain about the heat of the sun , enjoy it's light. Before you complain about the blackness of the night, think of it's peace and quiet... #
LOL!
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
nice ones Rawr!
convos with little kids are soo cool!
yesterday my sis was telling me about the kiwimonster on the stairs that knocks on doors. Im not sure if i got the details correct, i was a bit sleepy you see.
there's a funny one, but its in french...
i might try later..i really want to know, but...work to do..
Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?
chatting to my freind on facebook chat
Me: I had icecream the otherday, and it was cold
Mate: -.-
it aint gta b hot for u to have ice cream
Me: i mean da weather was cold
Mate: yh
dats wat i meant
Me: lool
Mate: the weather
how do u get hot ice cream
loool
Me: lmao i duno..put it in microwave?
.... << realising what i had said!
Mate: omg
ur so funny
Another one
I had just got to know this freind so i was just chattin on the fone to her
Me: What did u get in ur GCSE's
Friend: not saying cz ur gna laff u tell me?
Me: No u tell me 1st i promise i wont laff
Friend: no jus tell me
Me: You first..lady first
Friend: Well i failed
Me: Guess what...I failed too!
Me & Friend: burstin out in laughter
i doubt u ppl will find it funny but it was really funny at the time
Rocky
No offence Rocky, but that really wasn't funny.
P1: I drink red topped milk
P2: Ewww, how can you have that, it's like 3/4 water, you might as well not have milk!
P1: No, obviously you need milk for your coco pops!
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
Well it was funny at the time
Rocky
Okay
and thats all that matters.
Humour can be limited to the moment or to the people etc.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
xactly...thnk u!
Rocky
Teacher: Stop it! I'm going to come and sit next to you in a minute
Student: Oh cmon then Miss, pull up a chair, I don't mind
Teacher: That was supposed to be a threat!
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
+1 !!! TOO COOL!!!
Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?
Teacher: Who's this?
Student: Theresa May
Student2: I was close! I said Harriet!
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
what have u done to ur hair????
(or if it was someone with a weave...)
what have U done with someone ELSES hair?????
"Verily, in the remembrance of Allah, do hearts find rest"
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