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islamic jokes

published by proud_hijabi on 16 January, 2009 - 12:57

some of jokes from a site called islamcan.com

enjoy Biggrin

Here is the story of an Imam who got up after Friday prayers and announced to the people:

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

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Pregnant by my muslim boyfriend

published by browneyes on 14 January, 2009 - 19:56

Am asking anyone for help and avice on my problem. I am pregnant by my muslim boyfriend, we have been together for just under a year and his family do not know about our relationship. He's 28 and not married and I am 27. He says that if his famly find about my pregnancy they will kick him out of his family home. He says he wants me to keep the baby then he says to me that nothing or no one is going to come in between him or his family. He says he loves me, I'm so confused. He also says that he's scared. I don't want to abort our child and love him dearly.

Gloating

published by You on 14 January, 2009 - 00:53

I know that gloating can be a bad thing... but I just gotta say.

Al Jazeera is another place that has started using Drupal as its CMS for some of its sites - namely its open content/ allowing others to share/modify the content for use by others. its one of using drupal.

I probably should not be but gloating (for a number of reasons really), but it does vindicate some choices I made a rather long time ago. Maybe I was smart back then? who knows Biggrin

Israel’s offensive in Gaza- Blessed by Arab Rulers

published by majedbhai on 13 January, 2009 - 09:45

By Majed Iqbal- Minute to minute reporting, live coverage, updates and pictures from a territory otherwise known as the world’s largest prison, Gaza have hit our screens at the beginning of 2009 showing Israel’s offensive on the area with claims that Hamas, the people’s choice and democratically elected government of Palestine, had broken a truce for a ceasefire with Israel and ordered for a military incursion into the area.

The strip, home to 1.5 million people, has been already suffering shortages of power, food and medical supplies due to a two-year blockade imposed by Israel on the area and was now turning into a war zone with people fleeing their homes as airstrikes began to deafen the cries of the crippling Gazan Territory.

talking to myself dont pay attention

published by Anonymous (not verified) on 13 January, 2009 - 07:03

sooo i've been awake since... 6h20am and...

i'm tired
i'm tired and hum...
my weetabix is cold...

mixing my weetabix with mix must have been an ENDOtermic reation... it can't be mixing with the sugar as this is a physical change... or maybe my hot milk (not so hot) on its own WAS an exothermic reaction, gave out all its heat to its surrounding... stupid ml coulndt you keep some for me??

i dont really like weetabix, but my teeth are hurting (braces) and this is the only food i dont have to chew, just GULP it down...

yesterday i had to touch catpiss... after eating... in my pajamas... (i shall leave this to ur imagination)

why am i not in bed? because i'm tired!!

Firefly

published by You on 13 January, 2009 - 02:47

Its been a long time,but I think I am gonna watch an episode tonight.

Too many good episodes to choose from... well, not too many since it got cancelled after half a season, but well, what a half season.

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