Ever hear a really inspirational khutbah and want to show your support for a particular Imams' effort to activate the community and address important social issues? Nominate a khutbah of the week

Inspired by [url=http://www.mpacuk.org/content/view/4/766/103/]MPAC[/url]

From now on we will post the weekly Khtubah's we hear in the Mosque in this thread

Girls dont really go to Mosque on Fridays so they can use this thread to post either an intresting speech/lecture they have recently heard

just SUMARISE the main importnat points-there's no need to waffle on

Now you had to say that, didnt you. It seems to be increasingly true that cops and asians just dont mix. Asians seem to know the law inside out so we cant say stuff like:
"Im sorry officer i didnt know i couldnt do that"
Nope... even b4 we're about to do something wrong another asian will jump outta no'where and say "Noooo dont do that bro, thats 5-10!" yep we know the law as well as the penalty and cops know that we know the law. Heck we could all be paralegals.
But we'd never call the cops coz we're afraid of them... nothings wrong with that but its true.

salaam

New religious hate laws unveiled
Inciting religious hatred is to be made a criminal offence under plans unveiled by Home Secretary David Blunkett.

The government failed to get laws introducing the offence passed by Parliament in the wake of the US terror attacks in 2001.

In a speech in London, Mr Blunkett revived the proposals.

He said he was returning to the plans as there was a need to stop people being abused or targeted just because they held a particular religious faith.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3871867.stm

If anything has made your heart sing or cheered you up for a few moments, then talk about it here.

Lets start with the good news that the best city in UK has will stage the Olympics in 2012.

What made it especially funny was that the haughty French President Jacques Chirac insulted British and Finnish food the other day, then arrogantly predicted Paris would win the Olympics. :twisted:

London won 54-50…with the two votes from the Finnish delegates playing a crucial role in London’s triumph…

Bon appetite M. Chirac!

Oh how he deserved that comeuppance….

Vive le Londres.

My dearest friends,

I need to know what you do to have good times . I mean where do you go as the best place to be. What entertains you. What do you normally do when your are bored, etc… Your contribution will assist many of us to change our lives in year 2005.. Thank you

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I knew we were missing one or two threads,

This ones dedicated to everyone who likes reading books,

or would like to recommend a book.

Let us know whats on your shelf,

What you like reading, what you ARE reading, and what you thought was pants.

salaam

Since the forum is not as fun as it used to be....
i think we need some jokes to brighten things up...
so people.... lets hear your FUNNY jokes...

i'll start with one...you probably have heard it before:

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling: "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

This is a girly thread for girly talk...if ur a girly boy then u may post here.

Someone mentioned to me that jeans are "haraam" cos it is copying Kufaar and also cos boys wear jeans and girls are not supposed to dress like boys

But jeans are unisex-arent they?

Like socks, girls AND boys wear them

Another Q how much would u pay for the shoes below? Would u pay more then £30?

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OK folks, What is the meaning of the Good, the Bad and the Ugly?. Bronze!! any idea!! , OK, I know you don't know, OK, let me tell you!!

This type of title normally refers to the family!!, A married man, his wife and normally his mother-in-law. I think this rings your bell now, doesn't it!!

OK, let me explain what it means!!The Good is of-course a MAN , the BAD is the WIFE and the ugly is the Mother-In-Law , Shocked yeah!! , well, this is what many people see it and not me!!

Can someone explain what people mean by saying this!!.