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"Beast" wrote:
Has anyone seen or heard about a video clip of a girl that turns into a fish?

my cousins frm B'ham showed me that video last Eid

the resemblance is shocking

but i dont believe it :roll:

I moved our various conversations here.

"100man" wrote:
Hey Dave,

I don't think Zero was in Fiddler, the main role was played by Topol.

Good Shabbos (Gut Shabbes, Yiddish) or, on a festival, Good Yom Tov ("Yom Tov" means festival, lit. "good day", so Gut Yom Tov is a silly saying, "Good Good Day") or Chag Sameach (Happy Festival)?

When someone performs an honour during the service such as opening the ark for the Sefer Torah to be taken out, or when someone has done something praiseworthy, the form of congratulations is "Yasher Koach", (or grammatically strictly "Yasher Kochacha" which is rare), "moral strength", which contracts to "Sh'koach". It is very affected by dialectical pronunciation and might sound like "Sh'koiach".

When someone has good news the congratulatory form is "Mazal Tov", "Good Fortune".

You have probably heard the phrase "l'chaim" at "kiddush", "sanctification", which is a blessing typically made over wine but at a luchtime kiddush it could be any food and drink (the main kiddush is on a Friday or festival evening, always over wine if possible).

There are obviously many other phrases - maybe "kol hakavod", "total respect" - but I guess the one you're after is Sh'koach.

Kol hakavod!

Good God you’re right. It seems like such a Zero role though… dunno why I thought that. Sh'koach was the one I was looking for, and it fits the description for when they are saying it too.

I’ve been meaning to learn Hebrew for a very long time now however I have too little time and in a round about way I’m learning it through the phrases my Jewish friends use “Baruch atta Adonai” and the like – I have no idea if that’s spelled correctly but it’s phonetic.

Lol – Mazal Tov is one of my favorite expressions, when I asked Annette to marry me at Rockefeller I heard a couple Mazal Tov’s in the crowd. And Ari throws it at us every time he sees us. I’ve heard some Greek Jews use the greek “Opa!” instead which makes me curious if Mazal Tov is something just Ashkenazics say or if it’s all yall.

"100man" wrote:
Ah! I lost a big reply! Well, I was waffling.

We don't pray to people, even the forefathers. The Shema is entirely composed of Torah, so while we do address tefillah to God, we are reciting this at least partly for personal affirmation. As for contemplation of our ancestors during prayer, that is great, but the content of the prayer is the main message. For a proper scholarly response I can ask a Rav, if you like.

Jacob wrestled with an angel [url=http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2... there's more[/url], if you still have questions, again I should probably ask. On [url=http://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/view.jsp?artid=560&letter=M]Micha'el[/url]. And now I'm going to click on those myself (rather than clicking first and bluffing). Is that a cheeky answer?

[size=1](btw we are very off-topic and kind of missed Omrow's contribution, I propose putting Judaism questions in No Topic or a light thread and use PM if I don't notice)[/size]

No need to trouble yourself or a Rav, I very much understand – I didn’t mean to imply you were praying to your ancestors, but it seems like the basic idea is if you are thinking about anybody other than God when you are praying – you’re doing something wrong. The Shema basically sounds like an equivalent to the apostles creed or Sahada, a complete declaration of faith, which takes its parts from the various lessons learned of the Jewish people – from God – over the centuries in which the Torah was collected.

Thanks for the “cheeky” answer. It’s interesting I’ve always heard “an angel” but never which that wrestled with Jacob. I wasn’t aware that Michael had other titles and roles in the Jewish faith – High Priest came as a bit of a surprise, although it seems to be an extension of his general role as the advocate for Israel, he must have a particularly special significance for levites.

"100man" wrote:
It is very easy. For example I haven't had a bite to eat all day. Which reminds me I'd better do that. I'm strictly vegetarian and picky and apply wierdly tight kashrut standards to my vegetarianism, which kind of makes it hard to get a good meal. Today I even met an old lady for tea and sat there eating nothing (it isn't rude, she knows what I'm like). I was always very spoiled by my mother's cooking and utterly unprepared for carniverous society.

Goldeneye! How I miss uni.

Strictly vegetarian!? What about fish! Lox and bagels might be one of the single greatest contribution to American life by Jews – well above atomic energy and Mahler (through Vienna, naturally).

I cannot understand vegetarian diets… I love meat too much I suppose – especially lamb, any lamb fans here?

"Admin" wrote:
Its not really challenging. drink a lot before sunrise.

and eat some yoghurt.

and then just forget about it.

I don’t eat much yoghurt… what does that do? – And are there any curveballs to this fast, he said I had to observe the same one as the Ramadan fast and he chuckled – so did the girls, which concerns me greatly because that usually means he’s got a trick up his sleeve. I’ve known him too damn long to trust him lol.

"MuslimSister" wrote:
Four weeks without food and drink for someone who has never fasted before can’t be easy…

Not, that I doubt have any doubts in you or anything…but fasting is hard.

I’m a water person too…so when I fast I drink at least two glasses of milk or water at sunrise and at least 5/6 glasses in the evening.

It’s not advisable to continue with strenuous work outs when you’re fasting…

Now this is precisely what I was afraid of. It does sound rather intimidating – and I’m not used to loading up on water for any given purpose…

If I switch my workout to even earlier in the morning – like 4am, or late at night after I’ve had something to eat can I get away with it?

We've got a basketball game just after Lent and I don't want to be weak/drained for it...

And how do you break the fast?

I suppose your body adjusts to that kind of diet and you can't switch back immediately - and are you weak after a month?

Dave,

Thanks for your interest!

And I really miss fish, so I take your point. Never ate meat.

Today began as a rock bottom day. I haven't really worked for a couple of weeks - the lady I work part time for was taken ill, she's pretty much recovered now, but it was clear I needed to find other work and for some reason I just resisted and resisted, and rent and bills are due. You noticed I was online at ridiculous hours. I do keep busy, but there isn't money in home visits and whatnot. That was the real reason I went hungry yesterday, and I was walking for hours just to get anything done, so I woke up very low indeed. I swallowed my pride and called my Dad, pretty much broke down on the phone, and among other much needed reassurance he told me if I got a job he could gladly bail me out. He's extremely wise and loving. I called an agency I was ashamed to face - I had this silly idea that they would think less of me for not calling sooner - and sure enough there's work. Then I went and got a big lentil curry with samosa and stuff and caught up on a number of commitments, spectacularly. Then I posted my little story to the No Topic thread in the hope of reassuring some other poor soul that it's all in the mind, and if in doubt call someone who loves you.

[size=9]Whatever you do, know that I will always love you. Or else.[/size]

"Augustus" wrote:
Now this is precisely what I was afraid of. It does sound rather intimidating – and I’m not used to loading up on water for any given purpose…

If I switch my workout to even earlier in the morning – like 4am, or late at night after I’ve had something to eat can I get away with it?

We've got a basketball game just after Lent and I don't want to be weak/drained for it...

And how do you break the fast?

I suppose your body adjusts to that kind of diet and you can't switch back immediately - and are you weak after a month?


it obviously differs from one person to the next, but personally i've never found fasting difficult. it has never made me 'weak after a month' and in ur case as long as u have two good, healthy meals in the day, it shouldnt take much for ur body to adjust back to ur normal diet...
the best time for a workout would be in the evening, after uv broken ur fast. as long as u dont do it [i]whilst[/i] fasting, u should be ok.
we break the fast with dates and water.

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"Augustus" wrote:

Now this is precisely what I was afraid of. It does sound rather intimidating – and I’m not used to loading up on water for any given purpose…

If I switch my workout to even earlier in the morning – like 4am, or late at night after I’ve had something to eat can I get away with it?

We've got a basketball game just after Lent and I don't want to be weak/drained for it...

And how do you break the fast?

I suppose your body adjusts to that kind of diet and you can't switch back immediately - and are you weak after a month?

Everyone’s metabolism is different….for me, going without food all day long and suddenly eating at sunset makes me kinda sluggish in the evening.

I just open the fast with dates, water and fruit.

But Aasiya’s right, it’s not recommended to exercise with a empty stomach…you can just work out in the evening.

I don't go weak after a month, it just takes a few days for the body to adjust its eating routine again..so I'm not hungry for lunch usually for a few days after Ramadan.

when ou get used to fasting, by the end of the mon th you have to think twice before you eat!

you get a piece of food, be about to eat it, then think 'should i eat it?'

but at the start of the month its buy a chocolate, open it about to eat it and remember you are fasting. pour a glass of water, and then spill it after realising you are fasting.

You don't really become weak by fasting though.

also read:

http://www.therevival.co.uk/index.php?p=129
http://www.therevival.co.uk/index.php?p=128

for the health side.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

Dodgy stuff. I hope it teaches you a lesson Omrow.

[size=9]Whatever you do, know that I will always love you. Or else.[/size]

does any one ever get scared that they'll be left on the shelf and that no one will want to marry them?

"Ramz" wrote:
does any one ever get scared that they'll be left on the shelf and that no one will want to marry them?

no not when your british - no matter what your age is

Just go back home and you'll have queues waiting to ask for your hand.

"Ramz" wrote:
does any one ever get scared that they'll be left on the shelf and that no one will want to marry them?

No.

"Ramz" wrote:
does any one ever get scared that they'll be left on the shelf and that no one will want to marry them?

Nope. But that must be pretty scary...

[size=18]An absolutely amazing series of ongoing speeches on the [url=http://www.edars.com/]Seerah of Sayyidina Abu Bakr radhiyallahu anh[/url] by Mawlana Muhammad Sindhi Sahib of Leicester.[/size]

I most strongly urge everyone to take advantage of these beautiful speeches and to learn about that Man whose rank is highest only after the Congregation of Prophets and Messengers alayhimus salaam.

I noticed a preoccupation in Islam with heirarchical order. I've been told muslims believe on his journey to heaven Muhammad met various prophets at different levels of heaven. Muslims often talk about ranking in the manner Adil just did.

What is the source of this?

"Ramz" wrote:
does any one ever get scared that they'll be left on the shelf and that no one will want to marry them?

What does 'left on the shelf' mean? Are you this annoying scabby woman who hangs around the corner shop, sits on shelves in the stationery section and spits everywhere, yelling expletives and grabbing at passers by? I think it'll work out. Seriously, it's a bit strange to think about a rubbish version of life you haven't lived yet and be afraid of all the people you'll never marry or whatever. I'm sure you'll meet someone quite charming and have a dynamic, rewarding life.

[size=9]Whatever you do, know that I will always love you. Or else.[/size]

"Augustus" wrote:
I noticed a preoccupation in Islam with heirarchical order. I've been told muslims believe on his journey to heaven Muhammad met various prophets at different levels of heaven. Muslims often talk about ranking in the manner Adil just did.

What is the source of this?

There does seem to be some preoccuation. I do not really know where it comes from though.

I Have heard such ranings for loads of things. Maybe someone had alot of idle time? or maybe there is a real reason.

SOmeone who knows more than me will probably know...

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"Ramz" wrote:
does any one ever get scared that they'll be left on the shelf and that no one will want to marry them?

You shouldn’t let such depressing thoughts bring you down. One should never despair of the mercy of Allah (swt).

I’m sure you’ll get married when the time is right…and as long as you are good yourself, I’m positive that Allah (swt) will have someone good in store for you.

The guy is prob just on his way..

"MuslimSister" wrote:

The guy is prob just on his way..

:shock:

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

[color=green][size=18]Im V happy today [/size][/color]:D

"naj" wrote:
[color=green][size=18]Im V happy today [/size][/color]:D

Thats good to hear Naj.

You were due some happiness.

"Mez" wrote:
"MuslimSister" wrote:

The guy is prob just on his way..

:shock:

LOL!

and prob got lost on his way :roll:

"naj" wrote:
[color=green][size=18]Im V happy today [/size][/color]:D

Cool!

Did something pertaining to your two previously mentioned problems happen?

Ahem*

Alhamdulillah my biggest[size=18] EVER[/size] worry has come too an end alas....

My dads been discharged from hospital....'Yipee Yee', has not arrived yet Biggrin

Das one thing sorted Biggrin

Oh and thankyou muslimsister. Smile

"naj" wrote:
Ahem*

Alhamdulillah my biggest[size=18] EVER[/size] worry has come too an end alas....

My dads been discharged from hospital....'Yipee Yee', has not arrived yet Biggrin

Das one thing sorted Biggrin

Oh and thankyou muslimsister. Smile

I KNEW IT!!!

Thats AWESOME!

Congratulations!! lol... is that what one normally says?

I dunno - CONGRATULATIONS!

Are yall going out to dinner or celebrating or something? I suppose he'll need his rest all the same

erm confused Dave...congratulations IS the right word to use

good for u Naj-I'm happy for u

its so scary when parents become ill-they are our main support in life Cray 2

Woah Dave ! U seem more HAPPY than mwah.........

no i dont think we'd actually B celebrating yet....lol......Well pray some nafils and give some money too mosque .

And THANKYOU LOADS............... Smile for being over the moon wiv me

thanks LilSis..... its a nice feeling when others are happy for you.

I pray ALLAH keeps everyones parents in good health and those who are ill grant them with patience. ameen.

Aww Naj thats great, real happy for u sis! Biggrin

May Allah continue to bless u and ur family with the best in this life and the Hereafter. Ameen.

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ameen! Blum 3

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

Jazaks sisters......ameen too your dua Aasiyah.

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