You know it's a credit crunch when...
* The cashpoint asks if you can spare any change.
* There's a 'buy one, get one free' offer - on banks.
* The Inland Revenue is offering a 25 per cent discount for cash-payers.
* Gordon Brown has stopped chewing his nails and started sucking his thumb.
* Your builder asks to be paid in Zimbabwean dollars rather than sterling.
* Highgrove has been repossessed.
* Victoria Beckham is pictured shopping in Primark.
* Alistair Darling's eyebrows have turned white.

* What's the capital of Iceland? - About £3.50
* How do you define optimism? A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.
* Why have estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning? Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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How dare they mock us and our ways! Islamophobia?

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[size=8]OK, I admit its a dutch government initiative for firework safety. But I doubt the UK gov would be gutsy enough to do anything similar.[/size]

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A few things to think about?

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GROUP OF 20 MUSLIMS INTIMIDATE HOMECOMING SOLDIERS RAISING TENSIONS IN LUTON

A group of about 20 muslim protestors gathered in Luton hurling abuse at a homecoming parade of Brtish Soldiers from Iraq. The group held home made placards embedded with "Butchers of Basra" and "Baby Killers".
They also yelled terrorits as the homecoming soldiers marched through Luton. Other signs described the 200 men and women from the 2nd battalion as "criminals" and "murdered".

Salaam alaykum,

Firstly I want to say I don’t think I could EVER say Alhamdulillah enough, Never, Ever!

This is because recently I feel I was put through a little hardship and before this my life had been great, nothing *really* to complain of except I didn’t realise this. I didn’t realise this after that little test. When I was put through it, I thought my whole life was going to change, a change for the worse, I couldn’t help but worry, I thought Allah (swt) wasn’t listening to my duaas, I thought Wrong.

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If you woke up this morning
with more health than illness,
you are more blessed than the
million who won’t survive the week.

If you have never experienced
the danger of battle,
the loneliness of imprisonment,
the agony of torture or
the pangs of starvation,
you are ahead of 20 million people
around the world.

If you attend a social meeting
without fear of harassment,
arrest, torture, or death,
you are more blessed than almost
three billion people in the world.

If you have food in your refrigerator,
clothes on your back, a roof over
your head and a place to sleep,
you are richer than 75% of this world.

If you have money in the bank,
in your wallet, and spare change
in a dish someplace, you are among
the top 8% of the worlds wealthy.