LOL this is funny!
LOL this is funny!
errm yeah, u might or might not find this funny...
Something I was linked to earler and spent the last 45 minutes watching - very good, even if you are not interested in oil.
It has humour and knowledge.
What surprised me was how World War 1 was NOT started by the assassination of a nobody, but by the British invasion of Iraq. (about 4 minutes into part 2)
If this story doesn't make you laugh so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.
He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.
She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
You know it's a credit crunch when...
* The cashpoint asks if you can spare any change.
* There's a 'buy one, get one free' offer - on banks.
* The Inland Revenue is offering a 25 per cent discount for cash-payers.
* Gordon Brown has stopped chewing his nails and started sucking his thumb.
* Your builder asks to be paid in Zimbabwean dollars rather than sterling.
* Highgrove has been repossessed.
* Victoria Beckham is pictured shopping in Primark.
* Alistair Darling's eyebrows have turned white.
* What's the capital of Iceland? - About Â£3.50
* How do you define optimism? A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.
* Why have estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning? Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Ali G: Boyakasha! Me Is ere with me main man from The Revival. Easy Now!
The Revival: Hello Ali. how are you man?
Ali G: Me is wantin to know about Islam, and me heard that you can elp me
The Revival: We will try to help you
Ali G: So is you a Muslim?
The Revival: Yes I am
Ali G: For real, so what is a Muslim, cos me eard you is all suicide bombers and can have 4 wives, me likes the 4 wives idea - Aiii.