The American 'Taliban'!

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"Admin" wrote:
Do they eat fries in france?

I thought chips was a brit thing?

chips are better than fries any day of the week.

In france they just call them "fries" pronounced "free" - outside paris they are like a whole diff country, a lot of them never even heard of "fries"

fries have something to do with france!

but the americans are quite arrogant when it comes to their garlic buddies......they resfuse to call it French Fries

go anwyehre in US....its never called french fries

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He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

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"Darth Hayder" wrote:
fries have something to do with france!

but the americans are quite arrogant when it comes to their garlic buddies......they resfuse to call it French Fries

go anwyehre in US....its never called french fries

lol actually we still call them french fries... or fries for short.

The freedom fries thing was about as ridiculous to us as it sounded to them.

We have a love hate relationship with the french.

We both love to hate each other.

I like Mexico way more. If I had my way i'd tear down that ridiculous border and invite Mexico over for a party.

A big one.

With Cake.

I do like french food though - ever had boeuf tournedos?

mmmmmMMMMmmmm

They have an underlayer of crepe and then a sort of pastry and then the actual sirloin itself and then a kind of gorgonzala cheese mixture with a sauce I can't place my finger on.

err... wait - that's not halal is it?

damn..

can you guys eat duck?

why wud u wanna eat Poor old Daffy!!

ur makin me hungry....

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Darth Hayder" wrote:
why wud u wanna eat Poor old Daffy!!

ur makin me hungry....

Cuz he's delicious in orange or raspberry sauce.

Mmmm Duck.

I am pretty hungry too... I was going to buy a swordfish steak earlier today because of my conversations with Dawud about delicious mahi mahi.

Alas that would involve actually going to the market.

With the townies.

....the townies...

So I elected to starve to death.

lol

i think we can eat poor old daffy.....but not many places that cook up halaal daffy

im havin a bit of a midlife crisis as welll

its half 1am.....do i get out of bed and run down 2 the kitchen and rustle some grub.....or starve? :shock:

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Darth Hayder" wrote:
lol

i think we can eat poor old daffy.....but not many places that cook up halaal daffy

im havin a bit of a midlife crisis as welll

its half 1am.....do i get out of bed and run down 2 the kitchen and rustle some grub.....or starve? :shock:

Starve... it's not worth it to move.

Believe me i've tried.

Ever get so lazy you don't want to reach for the remote?

I am definitely that guy.

Hey so on a scale of one to burning in hell how not halal is duck?

I still don't quite get the rules.

Sound tasty though.

I order kosher food all the time because I am a germophobe.

mmm kosher

I HAVE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT FOOD!

aye.....one shall starve, food is merely for the weak Dirol

i keep the remote with me at all times Biggrin

we shud have a dedicated late night Dave n Darth Thread.... Lol

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

duck is not halal

Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar

"Dave" wrote:
Hey so on a scale of one to burning in hell how not halal is duck?

I still don't quite get the rules.

Sound tasty though.

I order kosher food all the time because I am a germophobe.

mmm kosher

I HAVE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT FOOD!

wats kosher?

i think im right in saying Duck is Halaal, providing, like with all meat (exc sea food), it is butchered properly

we can eat all animals that dont eat other animals......besides pigs

and seafood is ok as well.....ones that dont eat other fishies as well

sumat like that

Minced Meat - aka Keema is simply irresistable tho

You have to try the Keema coooked ASIAN STYLE dave

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Darth Hayder" wrote:
aye.....one shall starve, food is merely for the weak Dirol

i keep the remote with me at all times Biggrin

we shud have a dedicated late night Dave n Darth Thread.... Lol

lol we do spend an awful lot of quality time past midnight mucking up the forums with completely off topic subjects.

...good call holding onto the remote - I shoulda thought of that.

My buddy has remote controls for the lights in his room.

[i]Tight[/i]

"Medievalist" wrote:
duck is not halal

ok maybe it isnt

I wouldnt dare eat Daffy anyway

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Dave" wrote:
"Darth Hayder" wrote:
aye.....one shall starve, food is merely for the weak Dirol

i keep the remote with me at all times Biggrin

we shud have a dedicated late night Dave n Darth Thread.... Lol

lol we do spend an awful lot of quality time past midnight mucking up the forums with completely off topic subjects.

...good call holding onto the remote - I shoulda thought of that.

My buddy has remote controls for the lights in his room.

[i]Tight[/i]

remote control....lights

i Envy your mate

I have to get up and take 1 steps 2 reach the light switch :evil:

mucking forums is a speciality....if it wernt 4 work i'd do it all day!!

but one needs a partner in crime Dirol

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

No bacon?!.... what do you eat with your grits then?!

So you CAN eat beouf tournedos!

What is keema?

...and how do I make it?

And you don't know what Kosher is!? - It's Jewish law for food but it basically turned into it's own jewish cooking style.

Oyvez

"Dave" wrote:
No bacon?!.... what do you eat with your grits then?!

So you CAN eat beouf tournedos!

What is keema?

...and how do I make it?

And you don't know what Kosher is!? - It's Jewish law for food but it basically turned into it's own jewish cooking style.

Oyvez

Jewish.....i dare not touch it then

Beef is nice, cooked halaal obviously tho. chicken is great. Minced Meat is the best (Keema!)

Its minced meat simply, but the way we cook it....and the diff ways....splendid!!

can u cook dave?

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Darth Hayder" wrote:
I wouldnt dare eat Daffy anyway

Do I have to break out the stranded on a desert island scenario?

oh i'll do it

I [i]will [/i]go there.

[i]

You know what that guy is thinking.

Delicious.[/i]

"Dave" wrote:
No bacon?!.... what do you eat with your grits then?!

Pig meat is unpure....they eat thier own crap....and scientifically its proven pig meat is bad 4 u. black pudding and lard bien examples

and what on earth are grits reffered to on this side of the blue sea? :shock:

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Darth Hayder" wrote:
Jewish.....i dare not touch it then

Beef is nice, cooked halaal obviously tho. chicken is great. Minced Meat is the best (Keema!)

Its minced meat simply, but the way we cook it....and the diff ways....splendid!!

can u cook dave?

Okay Minced Meat - gotta give me somethin more than that.

You want me to look this up dont you?!

Lazy punk.

Yes I can! I can cook very well.

Largely because I had nothing better to do one summer when I broke my leg.

That was a strange summer

"Darth Hayder" wrote:
"Dave" wrote:
No bacon?!.... what do you eat with your grits then?!

Pig meat is unpure....they eat thier own crap....and scientifically its proven pig meat is bad 4 u. black pudding and lard bien examples

and what on earth are grits reffered to on this side of the blue sea? :shock:

Congratulations I am no longer hungry.

...maybe i'll just go ahead and avoid the pork for a while...

grits on the other side of the atlantic?

I dunno... maybe u don't have em... the northern barbarians do not - but that's to be expected from barbarians.

They are made from corn and are creamy and delicious. Kind of like oat meal except they taste good.

Can't forget biscuits and gravy either - that's a must.

ask the ladies on this forum about cookin it....i simply eat it Biggrin

...or look it up, make sure its paki style tho! and luk up the diff ways....and have it with roti (chappati)....and coook that the asian way as well!!

or come round 2 dinner at mine 2mrw Lol

oh i remember breaking my leg........coz of that ordeal, spent 2 many hours watching snooker wen i shud hav been at skool.....needed glasses ever since :evil: (dont wear em tho!)

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

never even seen a grit! wats the legit word 4 it?

Gravy is nice with chicken....hmmmmmmm

biscuits...dont talk about them infront of Dawud....biscuits to him are like candy to a baby :shock:

Marylands Choc Chip Cookies hmmmmmmm

i hate veggies :evil:

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

lol snooker.

That's boring.

I shall explore the internet for "Keema" and see what I come up with.

In the mean time I highly recomment queso fundido.

HIGHLY

it's cheese.

it's spicy

it's meat

and it's a dip.

I miss me da queso.

Salaf - ur half spanish. And Spain conquered mexico.

Naturally you know what I am talking about right?

blast... probably not.

THIS FORUM NEEDS MEXICANS.

And puerto ricans - wait we had one... where'd he go?!

"Darth Hayder" wrote:
never even seen a grit! wats the legit word 4 it?

Gravy is nice with chicken....hmmmmmmm

biscuits...dont talk about them infront of Dawud....biscuits to him are like candy to a baby :shock:

Marylands Choc Chip Cookies hmmmmmmm

i hate veggies :evil:

grits... grits is the legit word for grits.

I think it was originally something african slaves made (like pretty much anything that tastes good around here) and it just caught on. Dunno what it means.

Gravy and chicken... interesting thought - makes sense I suppose. Usually I have gravy and turkey if any bird.

I'm sorry you don't have turkey over there.

Well you do... but I mean the bird. It tastes far better.

And what are Maryland choc chip cookies?! That's the second time they've been mentioned!!

I know what choc chip cookies are for all love but never heard this maryland part before?

snooker aint borin!! ok after playing one frame it can be.....but watchin Ronnie The Rocket O' Sullivan is amazin Smile

queso fundido? got a pic? brief description?

ths forum needs more paki's lol Blum 3

did we have a puerto rican? dont get me started.............

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

Maryland.....best company for makin cookies!! they do all diff flav's

dunno if we can eat turkeys, doubt it

probz wudnt wanna either!

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Darth Hayder" wrote:
snooker aint borin!! ok after playing one frame it can be.....but watchin Ronnie The Rocket O' Sullivan is amazin Smile

queso fundido? got a pic? brief description?

ths forum needs more paki's lol Blum 3

did we have a puerto rican? dont get me started.............

I'm partial to poker- u guys get the world series over there?

You get the daily show so you should.

Do I have a pic of queso he asks?

Hah!

I have A PIC of queso for you buddy:

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mmmmm quuuuaaaeso

I thought this forum was majority paki - can't include aasiyah because we don't know and she said I would never figure it out in a hundred billion years.

I've tried

She's right.

Yea we had a puerto rican dude. Cuul guy as he would say.

I forget where specifically he said he was from.

:shock: :shock: :shock: oh my lord.....

hunger has stricken once again

jeez....that luks tasty....even more so coz I CAN SEE KEEMA IN IT!!

wohooo Biggrin

i'd say 95% of the forum is 'stani's.....unfortunatley lol Blum 3

im gona refrain from makin comments about puerto ricans...theyre innaprpriate for this forum :twisted:

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Darth Hayder" wrote:
Maryland.....best company for makin cookies!! they do all diff flav's

dunno if we can eat turkeys, doubt it

probz wudnt wanna either!

I'm sure you can eat turkeys.

Not because I know anything about Halal - but because I know turkey's.

They are proof of God's nonexistance - if ever there was a creature that shouldn't exist or have evolved into what it is - it is the Turkey.

They are big.. fat and stupid - designed for eating essentially.

How are they proof that God doesn't exist?

The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist" says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing"

"But,' says Man "the Turkey is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

i cant stop myself from scrollin up and lukin at that pic :shock: :shock: :shock:

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

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