Samosa Monster

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Don't like oven samosas! They ruin the whole taste

"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi

I think they can be ok, if differnt when grilled.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

havent had samosa's since....AGES.

their crusty, crunchy outside...

their pointy egdes...

their delicious chicken/meat/veggie inside...

hmmm

we make samosas using a spring roll kinda thing. how do you guys do yours?

Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?

I just got handed a plate of 3 huge samosa.... i didnt even ask for anything. Was just sat there and mum walks in and hands me a plate of 3 samosa's and a bottle of ketchup.

So i shrug and take the first bite... ew. Something tastes off straight away. At first i suspect its the lame brand ketchup shes given me. Ive noticed how they buy this crap. I always get Heinz but watever i cant be bothered to get up and go get the Heinz Ketchup... so i carry on eatting. The pastry is really nice but the filling makes me go ew after every bite. I then stop at 2 samosa in protest.

"THESE AREN'T SAMOSA!' I exclaimed 'THESE ARE LIES!!!!!'

[EXIT STAGE SERAPHIM]

Back in BLACK

Had SIX for iftaari today...Ive done nothing but eat since I broke my fast, actually...

 

I think it's spelt Samoosa, loike, Mooooooo Saaaa

Me: Do you like that, why are you eating it?

Person 2: It's a samosa!

Me: But it's all bland

Person 2: You're bland

Me: But you're not gna eat me Fool

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It just had a load of potatoes and a few peas. A disgrace. But the pastry was alright, I suppose.

"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi