A Story of Seven Words

Hi, every1. We tried this once before but becoz i was away, it got outta hand and certain people (not mentioning who... you know who you are) went off on a tangent.

Okay, so lets start again.

Its basically a game I once saw on another forum.

Basicly every1 contributes a sentence to the story compromising of upto seven words. So no more than seven words people.

The rules are simple:

1. Max seven words
2. There is no end.
3. Keep it clean

I'll start us off:

"I bumped into a friend and asked"

Seraphim wrote:
"I bumped into a friend and asked"

"why I hadn't seen him since"

Winter is the Springtime of the Muslim. Because Allah (swt) has made the nights long for worship, and the days short for fasting!

Ya'qub wrote:
"why I hadn't seen him since"

"he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars"

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

I bumped into a friend and asked

why I hadn't seen him since

he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars

and sued the circus for a million...

Salaam

I bumped into a friend and asked
why I hadn't seen him since
he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars
and sued the circus for a million
Peanuts. He replied "the elephants are trying...

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

The journey of 1000 miles must begin with a single step.

Dawud wrote:
Peanuts. He replied "the elephants are trying...

to reproduce and need treats for foreplay

I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.

They've besieged the Imperial Peanut Palace since...

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

The journey of 1000 miles must begin with a single step.

Dawud wrote:
They've besieged the Imperial Peanut Palace since...

The great penut shortage of 1996

I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.

When they realised I'd aquired 1,000,000 peanuts...

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

The journey of 1000 miles must begin with a single step.

Dawud wrote:
The great penut shortage of 1996

and 1997's war between Elephants and Monkeys

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

When they realised I'd aquired 1,000,000 peanuts
and 1997's war beteween Elephants and Monkeys
had destroyed the peanut plantations, they came...

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

The journey of 1000 miles must begin with a single step.

Dawud wrote:
had destroyed the peanut plantations, they came...

and brokered a truce by

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

teaming up to go for my peanuts

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

The journey of 1000 miles must begin with a single step.

crying every night about

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

Needing peanuts for the survival of elephant-kind.

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

The journey of 1000 miles must begin with a single step.

Dawud wrote:
Needing peanuts for the survival of elephant-kind.

Elephants now being extinct, we must

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

mmm wrote:
Elephants now being extinct, we must

construct a giant "laser" called a DeathStar

I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.

Seraphim wrote:
mmm wrote:
Elephants now being extinct, we must

construct a giant "laser" called a DeathStar

and burn Luke Skywalker until he

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

mmm wrote:

and burn Luke Skywalker until he

admits he caused the peanut shortage

I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.

Seraphim wrote:
mmm wrote:

and burn Luke Skywalker until he

admits he caused the peanut shortage

and killed all the Elephants, now we

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

mmm wrote:
and killed all the Elephants, now we

must go practice with our samurai swords

I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.

Salaam

Finishing his tale, my friend whipped out...

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

The journey of 1000 miles must begin with a single step.

a gerbil the size of

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

mmm wrote:
a gerbil the size of

a grape, thereby negating the theory of

I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.

Taking over the world, continuing his quest.....

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

he boarded a plane headed for

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

mmm wrote:
he boarded a plane headed for

Prague... the motherland of all bad guys

I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.

...To challege them and be the next....

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

ballet dancer, to win the coveted...

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

Only to lose shamefully to...

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

Bob Geldof, who said...

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!