A Story of Seven Words

Hi, every1. We tried this once before but becoz i was away, it got outta hand and certain people (not mentioning who... you know who you are) went off on a tangent.

Okay, so lets start again.

Its basically a game I once saw on another forum.

Basicly every1 contributes a sentence to the story compromising of upto seven words. So no more than seven words people.

The rules are simple:

1. Max seven words
2. There is no end.
3. Keep it clean

I'll start us off:

"I bumped into a friend and asked"

"Seraphim" wrote:

"I bumped into a friend and asked"

"why I hadn't seen him since"

Don't just do something! Stand there.

"Ya'qub" wrote:

"why I hadn't seen him since"

"he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars"

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

[color=blue]I bumped into a friend and asked[/color]

[color=indigo]why I hadn't seen him since[/color]

[color=red]he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars[/color]

and sued the circus for a million...

Salaam

[color=blue]I bumped into a friend and asked[/color]
[color=indigo]why I hadn't seen him since[/color]
[color=red]he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars[/color]
and sued the circus for a million
[color=olive]Peanuts. He replied "the elephants are trying...[/color]

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

"Dawud" wrote:

[color=olive]Peanuts. He replied "the elephants are trying...[/color]

to reproduce and need treats for foreplay

Back in BLACK

[color=olive]They've besieged the Imperial Peanut Palace since...[/color]

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

"Dawud" wrote:
[color=olive]They've besieged the Imperial Peanut Palace since...[/color]

The great penut shortage of 1996

Back in BLACK

[color=olive]When they realised I'd aquired 1,000,000 peanuts... [/color]

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

"Dawud" wrote:
The great penut shortage of 1996

and 1997's war between Elephants and Monkeys

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

[color=olive]When they realised I'd aquired 1,000,000 peanuts[/color]
and 1997's war beteween Elephants and Monkeys
[color=olive]had destroyed the peanut plantations, they came...[/color]

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

"Dawud" wrote:
[color=olive]had destroyed the peanut plantations, they came...[/color]

and brokered a truce by

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

[color=olive]teaming up to go for my peanuts[/color]

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

crying every night about

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

[color=olive]Needing peanuts for the survival of elephant-kind.[/color]

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

"Dawud" wrote:
[color=olive]Needing peanuts for the survival of elephant-kind.[/color]

Elephants now being extinct, we must

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

"mmm" wrote:

Elephants now being extinct, we must

construct a giant "laser" called a DeathStar

Back in BLACK

"Seraphim" wrote:
"mmm" wrote:

Elephants now being extinct, we must

construct a giant "laser" called a DeathStar

and burn Luke Skywalker until he

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

"mmm" wrote:

and burn Luke Skywalker until he

admits he caused the peanut shortage

Back in BLACK

"Seraphim" wrote:
"mmm" wrote:

and burn Luke Skywalker until he

admits he caused the peanut shortage

and killed all the Elephants, now we

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

"mmm" wrote:

and killed all the Elephants, now we

must go practice with our samurai swords

Back in BLACK

Salaam

[color=olive]Finishing his tale, my friend whipped out...[/color]

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

a gerbil the size of

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

"mmm" wrote:
a gerbil the size of

a grape, thereby negating the theory of

Back in BLACK

Taking over the world, continuing his quest.....

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

he boarded a plane headed for

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

"mmm" wrote:
he boarded a plane headed for

Prague... the motherland of all bad guys

Back in BLACK

...To challege them and be the next....

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

ballet dancer, to win the coveted...

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

Only to lose shamefully to...

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

Bob Geldof, who said...

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

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