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The best "Islamic Pick-up Lines"!!.

published by Sajid Iqbal on 24 May, 2007 - 23:31

salaam

no fatwas pls...
they're just jokes:-)

enjoy

wasalaam

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The best "Islamic Pick-up Lines"!!.
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"I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."

"Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"

"You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go

one-on-one our entire life."

"Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my

part..."

"Assalamualaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al-3ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?"

So, read any good Surahs lately?

Exams stress

published by Showkat on 24 May, 2007 - 17:16

Exams stress
By Showkat Ali

It’s that time of year
When I’m full of fear
Scared and unable to sleep
I keep these thoughts near
Afraid to share
Or show my fears

Revising hard
Like it’s a bigger fard
Than following Islam
Which keeps me calm

My final exams are nigh
End of an era
But my mind is full of terror
Grade eleven
Final year
Have to do well
A few A*'s and maybe
A couple of A's
That is If I’m lucky
If not how do I tell my family
That I failed miserably?

My mum crying
My dad staring
Into space
With an empty face
Sombre dark frame of mind
Takes hold like s

Sun, Sand and Slavery

published by Ya'qub on 22 May, 2007 - 10:30

So who's planning a lovely holiday to Dubai this year?

This article is a little long but I think it is really worth reading.

[quote][size=18][b]Sun, sand and slavery[/b][/size]

[b]Dubai is luring holidaymakers with the world's most lavish hotels. But, in the second extract from his book about the real cost of tourism, Leo Hickman looks at the plight of the workers building a dream destination[/b]

If you drive along the al-Ain highway you pass mile after mile of signs marking the location of what will soon be known as Dubailand.

Mad Malik's Maladies

published by Beast on 21 May, 2007 - 16:00

In response to this post on the 'media and terrorism' thread: [quote="malik"]I disagree with you lot. In my opinion Britain is facing terrorists threat only from Zionists. Jewish terrorists do these things and blame it on Muslims. Our beautiful religion of Islam forbids terrorism and therefore no Muslim can carry out acts of terrorism.

media and terrorism

published by rahana on 21 May, 2007 - 11:06

I am an A Level Media student doing a Critical Research study and would appreciate if you could answer the following questions for me.
Please remember all answers will be confidential and any used for research purpose.
Do you believe the U.K is facing a terrorist threat?
Why do think the U.K is facing this treat? (If answered YES previously)? Who are the terrorists?
What is the worst terrorist attack the U.K has had?

The Blessed Summit on REALISATION Free Your Mind

published by zubdah on 19 May, 2007 - 12:43

The Blessed Summit 2007 on "REALISATION. Free Your Mind....." JULY 6, 7 & 8 2007

Assalamao alaykum

Who are we? Where are we going? What will happen after our death? What is success and what is failure? Who really loves us? What is strength/weakness? It is this questioning process, known as realisation that will lead the seeker on the path for searching for the Truth.

In order to embark upon this pursuit one must relieve oneself of all the ideological/social/cultural baggage that he/she carries.

How Do Elections Work

published by yashmaki on 17 May, 2007 - 11:09

i admit i'm ignorant about the election process how does it work in the uk?

I mean i understand a party like labour can be in power yet it doesn't mean ull have labour running ur local bourough, it could be conservatives for example.

Also if this is a democracy and the ppl choose their leaders how can Gordon Brown become leader without an election?Do our votes really matter or is this democracy thing a total farce making ppl think they're choosing their leaders, when in actual fact they're not ? I understand he's become leader?

Serious News

published by You on 17 May, 2007 - 02:21

When I go to the offbeat news, I do not want to read anything important. just something offbeat or funny.

So, I launch the Serious News topic.

Seriously!

now... the thing about serious news is... someone has to post some.

Orange E650

published by Mr Honey's Day Out on 17 May, 2007 - 01:47

I just got an Orange E650 that surfs and e-mails using built-in wi-fi, has all the Microsoft Office and Windows Media stuff and even doubles as a modem but otherwise looks and acts like a mobile phone. It's a bit fiddly but it is still [i]excellent[/i]. Like, someone was e-mailing me a bunch of artwork to proof and I was able to download the attachments in hi-res and send back my comments, on my phone. The best thing is it was free, it felt like time for an upgrade so I called Orange.

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