Celebrate Eid The Halal Way!
We all wanna have fun on Eid but rather than getting up to no good or causing havoc in your hired Lambo on Wilmslow Road or Green Street, why not celebrate Eid the Halal way? I don’t mean just visiting your relatives or sitting in the Masjid but enjoying yourself having fun… but keeping it Halal.
Here’s some ideas for you to check out on Eid:
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Six Truths of Life
Six truths of life:
1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots. after reading the first truth, will try it.
3.and discover the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.
4. you're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. you soon will forward this to another idiot
6. there's still a stupid smile on your face.
Where's the fun in Islam?
I was just reading an article about entertainment in islam and I found a few interesting bits along with bits i had heard before...
For some reason I had thought acting etc was considered taboo atleast by the conservative parts of Muslim society, but that article suggests ... well, I will quote a section of the article:
Perhaps because entertainments in the wedding ceremonies were disregarded, Iyaz al-As’arî said: “Why do you not perform any plays as thay had been acted in the presence of Allah’s Messenger (PBUH), I am surprised” (Ibn Majah, Iqama: 163)
Ibn Qutayba says that the desire of entertainment exists in the nature of mankind and that resisting against creation and nature is impossible; he narrates this Hadith as a proof:
“Allah’s Prophet (PBUH) joked so that Muslims would joke with one another and he said to the ones playing sword-shield:” Oh the sons of Arfida go on playing! so that Jews will understand your religion has tolerance.” (Musnad, 6: 116)
When As’ad bin Zurara married his daughter, the Prophet (PBUH), thinking that As’ad bin Zurara liked entertainments, asked whether muganniyas (women singers) playing tambourine and singing had been sent.
Moreover, throwing candy, dates or similar things onto people and their effort to catch them during wedding ceremonies or during circumcision feasts is observed as another kind of entertainment. (Usdu’l-Ghaba, 3:488)
Abdullah bin Abbas, organized a feast for the circumcision of his son and hired actors for the party. (DIA, Dr. Nebi Bozkurt, “Entertainment” section.)
Entertainment tradition by playing tambourine continued in the era of four Caliphs, too. It is narrated that when Hazrat Umar, the 2nd Caliph, realized that the sound of songs and tambourine that he heard was coming from a wedding or a circumcision ceremony, he did not ban it. (Abdurrazzaq as-San’anî, al-Musannaf, 11:5)
A most interesting read IMO.
9 Deadly Words Used By Me
1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
The Muslim origins of Valentine’s Day
There once was a village in Muslimistan, where a young boy called Wali Nuteen lived. He was a kind, fun-loving adventurous boy, who was Sunni, practicing, tall, with a fair complexion, steady job and a healthy respect for Shia people, without appearing dogmatic. In fact, just the kind of description any Muslim lady scouring adverts on Muslim matrimonial sites would be happy with.
One day, Wali was walking along the main street of his village when he spied a beautiful lady. In an instant, he fell in love. The girl was called Begum; she was from a rival tribe. She was 23 years his senior, and already married. But he still, Walis love for Begum knew no bounds.
Usually, someone like Wali would be smacked silly at the very least by Begum’s husband, or by Begum’s family or more likely, by both. However, Wali was known as being an eccentric boy and decent if not very bright sort, so they didn’t kill him. Wali didn’t do much about his love either, just quietly waited for the right time.
Many years later, news reached Walis village that Begum’s husband had tragically chocked on his miswaak. Begum was distraught and her children fatherless. Wali, being the insensitive, selfish chap that people in love usually are, thought he had found his chance. Begum’s father, who was now 76, met with Wali.
“Your only chance with my daughter is if you can kiss your elbow”
For the next few days Wali wandered between his village and Begums village, vainly trying to kiss his elbows. At last, he couldn’t take it anymore. With the assistance of a local blacksmith, Wali dislocated both shoulders, and kissed both his elbows. Triumphant, he staggered to Begums house.
However the awkward angle of his drooping arms, along with the screams of pain, looked like an insult to Begum’s father. He promptly shot Wali through the heart. Begum did not know any of this as she was on a recuperative trip to the seaside. Begum’s father was a very very clever man.
The locals used this story to warn children about love, and the story became ‘Wali Nuteen Day’, which after visits by Crusaders, and many years of retelling, became ‘Valentine’s Day’. The moral, dear readers, is this:
Do not dislocate both your shoulders to kiss your elbows on Valentine’s Day, or any other day for that matter
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''you know you're part paki when...''
ok first of all this is not meant to be offensive to anyone and shouldn't be taken seriously, just for abit of fun 🙂
ok, You Know Your Part Paki When :
1)You have an endless supply of dhal, dates, figs, and salan, and gosht.
2)Your refer to your dad's friends as, "uncle".
3)Your Armani pants don't fit you, but you wear them anyways.
4)You own a fake Rolex, Omega, or TAG.
5)You order hot tea any place you can
6)Your wardrobe consists of either black, black, and more black or white, white and more white.
7)You have a houka as a centerpiece in your living room.
8)you have endless relatives living on the same road as you do ...or 5 minutes away
Hitler doesn't like the iPad
A few profanities here and there, but I doubt this segment of video to subtitle will ever get old:
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQnT0zp8Ya4]
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