"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

thats the whole point dummy girl

dont wanna look like you

:evil: at least i aint ashamed of sittin here, unlike some ppl ie duhboy!

you should be

ur an addict and you know you are!

"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

you should be

ur an addict and you know you are!

Yes i am and? At least i aint in denial and no that aint a river in Egypt! ( i cant help sayin that phrase and the word codswollop, i blame loner!)

lol.....u need rehab

Some1 said to some1: ''I want 16 kids!''

Some1 replied to some1: ''I only want 4.''

So some1 said to some1 that if some1 only wants 4 then som1 will have to find another some1. So then some1 replied to some1 that if some1 wants 16 kids then some1 will have 16 kids but some1 wont let some1 find another some1.

awwww sweeet. Dont u think?

what????!!!!

someone isnt talkin sense lol

wait i get it

lol

some1 loves some1 somwhat a lot

"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

wait i get it

lol

some1 loves some1 somwhat a lot

lol

Duh boy who says i want my addiction to be cured?

your bordering the lines of insanity as result of excess addiction

you need rehab young lady

"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

some1 loves some1 somwhat a lot

do u think hayder bro?!

lol

"Med" wrote:

"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

some1 loves some1 somwhat a lot

do u think hayder bro?!

lol

heeeeeeeeeeey!!

took me a few readings to figure that out

it was somewhat confusing to some1 :o

"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

your bordering the lines of insanity as result of excess addiction

you need rehab young lady

The only way to cure this addiction is if leave this forum, this could happen, it might happen or may never happen...only time will tell!

it'll happen to all of us

but me 1st, then you can leave

or who else would i be able to poke fun at if not the ironicly named angel?

"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

heeeeeeeeeeey!!

took me a few readings to figure that out

it was somewhat confusing to some1 :o

really? I thought it made perfect sense.

:oops:

im not with it today

dont know if im coming or going!!

"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

it'll happen to all of us

but me 1st, then you can leave

or who else would i be able to poke fun at if not the ironicly named angel?

:roll: Sad life you live bro! You come to this forum just to annoy me!

I would like to leave but it just aint happenin, have tried it many times before but dont work, it just takes up too much time esp. exam time, i once asked admin to ban me, got work done that way!

"angel" wrote:

:roll: Sad life you live bro! You come to this forum just to annoy me!

I would like to leave but it just aint happenin, have tried it many times before but dont work, it just takes up too much time esp. exam time, i once asked admin to ban me, got work done that way!

windin you up is one of the perks of the forum :evil:

why is leaving so hard? i could, but i dont see the need to

did he actually ban u?

"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

"angel" wrote:

:roll: Sad life you live bro! You come to this forum just to annoy me!

I would like to leave but it just aint happenin, have tried it many times before but dont work, it just takes up too much time esp. exam time, i once asked admin to ban me, got work done that way!

windin you up is one of the perks of the forum :evil:

why is leaving so hard? i could, but i dont see the need to

did he actually ban u?

Well i dont mean leave for ever, just to have some time out, this forum does do your head in at times but have to admit i love it

Yep he banned me for a while, cnt rember how long and he created a thread just to annoy me evil person :evil:

ryt im off

loner, dummy, naj, elvis....ahem...Med - Salaam

"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

ryt im off

loner, dummy, naj, elvis....ahem...Med - Salaam

wts that supposed to mean? ahem med?

explain plx bro

"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

ryt im off

loner, dummy, naj, elvis....ahem...Med - Salaam

Yeh me too, i think its bout time, getin up for sehri becomes a bit dificult.....wa-salam everyone.

your singin was beautiful, it reminded me of the late great Elvis

"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

your singin was beautiful, it reminded me of the late great Elvis

tobah kar. what bid'ah is this?

u are comparing me, Medievalist, to that music loving sinner elvis?

u dnt knw me at all do u hayder.u sayin i imitating elvis arent u?

what the....... :shock:

lighten up.....i was merely serving to compliment your singing

er bro i was jokin, i think i didnt get that bit across.

well.....it lacked humour

anways, again - Salaam

wa alaykum assalaam

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Recieved this email..

There are three categories of people in relation to fasting in Ramadan. First, those keep all fast. Second, those keep no fast at all. Third, those who try to keep the fast especially on holidays and in the last days of Ramadan. I belong to the first category fortunately. Offering no prayers does not mean no fasting also. I am a very determined individual as far as fasting is concerned.

It was Sunday afternoon I asked my wife not to prepare the iftar. She was very surprised and said, "What we will eat at iftar?"

I said; "I will bring iftari today from market for a change".

She said, "What will you bring for iftari?"

I said, "Have confidence in me."

She smiled. At that time I did not know what to bring. I also did not know exactly why I said it. May be because she was looking very pretty. May be because I wanted to do something virtuous and earned God mercy that I needed very bad, as you must have guessed by now why. May be because I loved her even after being married to her. Or may be because I did not want her to do it. After all she cooks meal in addition to iftari and sehri in Ramadan. But I really think it the mixture of all.

Anyway, in order to avoid the same question about what I would bring for iftari, I hurriedly got out of the house. I drove to market for the search of iftari. It was literary a stampede. People were buying edibles like nothing would be available the next day. Men, as usual, were ogling at women in their state of abstinence. I looked at the group of young ladies and felt like in heaven. In a manner the God had entered me into the heaven for my piety. My remembrance of staring them realized that the heaven was a perfect place. One aspect was certainly perfect but not the other one that belonged to men.

I looked for the fried items first. There were somosas, rolls, pakorays and off course jalaiby, everybody favorite. The quality of items was not seemed to be good looking. The conditions were not hygienic also. Although we people are used to it but then I suddenly remembered the program that I saw the day before about health and iftari. I realized that it was not safe to buy these edibles because of the oil they used particularly to fry in. The composition of oil changes when used again and again. Mixing of new oil in the older one is a health hazard.

So I looked for the un-fried items. To be on the save side by avoiding any kind of meat, I started inquiring about the vegetables rolls and potato somosas. None were available anywhere. I looked for the fruit chart but the problem was the same, unhygienic.

So at last I decided to buy the iftar deal at a foreign food chain restaurant. Before that I decided to buy some fruits. I asked the vendor for a half a kilo of grapes, dozen bananas and one-kilogram of apples. Fruit was very expensive too but I had no option. My wife loves fruit and she is my sweetest fruit. As I was about to pay I could not find my wallet. I realized that I had left it at home in a hurry. This made me angry and at the same time worried.

I was scared to go home empty handed. I was quite hopeful that she would not immediately made fun of me because she was having a fast too. I was more concerned about after iftar.

Time was running out. I did not know what to say to my wife. Since there was nothing I could do, so I drove towards my home. I could not also lie to her at the last time of my fasting. It would have been a very stupid thing to ruin my fast. The traffic had increased manifold as the iftar approached. Everybody was impatient. Fasting means, being patient in every respect. On the contrary people become short tempered in Ramadan. What a way to keep the true sprit of fasting.

Finally I reached home and entered the house quietly. I was not feeling well about my wife not having a good iftari. I had a feeling that we would break the fast in accordance with the Sunnah by eating dates and drinking water. Never did it before. May be God wanted us to taste the simplicity or iftar of a poor man. It seemed that I had ruined her iftar.

Then I felt a pleasant smell of shaami kabaabs. I went into the dining room and saw an iftari comprising shaami kabaabs, somosas, fruit chart, dahi bondi and jalaibi for two. I was so happy, especially for her. She came in and said, "Neighbor has sent it. Where is the stuff?"

I said, "There is no stuff". I told her the whole story. She laughed. Actually she laughed at my confidence that I shown.

I thanks to God to send us the iftari through our neighbor. After breaking the fast I genuinely prayed to God to shower his blessing on him.

God always does the right thing. Otherwise the iftari sent by our neighbor would have been lost somehow. We have never considered giving stale food to our maid as a good gesture for our part.

We not only saved our money but our health too. Like we say, "Health is Wealth".

No health no fasting. No fasting no iftari.

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