Salaam

Time for a new topic (probably much discused earlier).

There is a notion of an antichrist in both Christianity, and Islam.

There is supposed a minor dajjal for every age, with the major one (referref ro the Maseeh Dajjal) arriving near the end of time.

There are some weak hadith (if you do not know how hadith were collected, then ignore the word 'weak') that even refer to it having one eye. This may mean a singular vision, or that it may be someone like Abu Hamza.

He is referred as Maseeh Dajjal.

Posted as a bit of fun, intended to be light hearted and humourous. So please don't flame me for this.....

Subject: Birmingham Tornado Appeal

As you are probably aware, recently a serious tornado hit parts of southern Birmingham. News of the disaster was swiftly carried to the civilised world by pay-as-you go SMS messages. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering
"Blooooody 'ell" and "You'll rite?".

The tornado decimated the area causing several million pounds worth of damage.

Assalamualicum dear brothers and sisters,

are you suffering and need someone to talk to then dont worry, there is a new online forum created on www.islam.forumwise.com where they have an imam in their online counselling forum who is at hand to give you guidence and advice on what to do if your going through difficult times

try it out!

this was created for people who might not have an access to a imam or someone that they can talk to,

Salaam

95% of Asian parents were born and brought up “back home”.

A certain way of thinking has been embedded in them from a young age. Their mentality greatly differs to the thinking of the Asian youth who have all been born and brought up in this country.

As a result culture conflicts between parents and children exist.

Nearly all the girls I speak to have serious issues with their parents.

I've received yet another chain email. On top of chain letters and chain texts. What's next, chain mp3s for your MD player? :roll:

There were about 100 email addresses in that email. So I replied to all of them and directed them to this webpage http://www.themodernreligion.com/misc/hoax/chain-letters.html.

I won't bore you with the rest of it but this how the chain email concluded:

[quote]
Whoever Forwards This will get his/her reward in three days. One Person forward it to 40 people he had 8,000 thousand, take prophit in his buisness.

My aunty has been moaning about her daughter (my best cousin) to us for days

(parents shouldnt complain about their kids to others-but thats a diff topic)

anyway-she has a prob with the fact that her daughter wears a Scarf but she wears jeans as well

SO WHAT!!!!!!

at least she wears a scarf- :roll:

and maybe one day when she becomes a better Muslim she might stop wearing jeans and will wear sumin looser

her mum says "she might as well not wear a scarf"

WHATS ALL THAT ABOUT!!!!?

I remember in high school when hijabans used to date, swear, smoke etc etc some of the bitch

Moan about anything you like on this thread:

Six week holidays- too long, too boring….

Broccoli- I’m 14 years old yet my mum still shoves it down my throat…

Crazy frog ring tone-Although it sounds like mi dad on a good day- I am getting sick of hearing it all the bloody time….

Soccer- So bloody boring! What’s so good about watching 22 men kicking a ball round the pitch?- now playing soccer is a totally different thing altogether…

ICT lessons-they are so bloody boring….. [Coz our teacher is stupid I surf the net all lesson.

They made me do this is college last year :roll:

But I think it's useful

make a list of ALL the things that u want to do in life-in ORDER

it can be all the serious stuff and all the silly stuff

kids often say "I'm gonna do this when I grow up"

make sure it LONG and detailed

I'll add mine later one

Salam

A prominent Christian preacher of United States, Pat Robertson, has said that he wants to see Americans assassinate the President of Venezuela.

The comments outraged Venezuelan authorities, who expressed concern about Chavez's safety. Vice President Rangel said that this was a "criminal statement" and the way Washington responded to the remarks would put its anti-terrorism policy to the test....