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Goodness Gracious ME

i've been watching GGM repeats on Sky these days

I've forgotten how funny that programme was

post all asian/exagerrated stereotypes here-NO COPY PASTE JOBS

also post weird rules that ur parents may have/did enforce on u

my family from back home never let me lean against/touch their precious creamy white walls :roll:

i also have a melodramatic extended family

Airport Terror Alert

[b]Airport Terror Alert

Anti-terrorist police say they have foiled a suspected plot to blow up aircraft leaving UK airports. [/b]

Officers say the aim was to detonate bombs smuggled on board flights to the United States in hand luggage.

Police have arrested 25 people, mostly of British origin and some of Pakistani descent, in connection with the plot in raids of houses in the West Midlands and the London area.

Thousands of travellers have been delayed by the security measures all UK airports.

Funny/Scary experiences

Last night my family was all up till 3 in the morning, my sister was too scared to go into her room becasue she tought some1 was trying to shoot her. lol, she kept seeing a red target light on her walls and curtains.. then after that had stoped she tought she saw a head outside her window, so she got even spooked out and it kept moving lol. but at the end she found out it was the stupid neighbours messing around.

And once on her window at night she saw fingerprints of a little babies hands all around the window an they kept moving from places to places.

I thought radical Muslims did 9-11, WOW....

Sorry if this has been posted before but i could not find it.

[b]This fact based scientific documentary movie proves 9-11 (Sept. 11th 2001) not done by Radical Muslims

It seems to convincingly prove using facts and science that 9-11 was done by US government and not by misled radical Muslims.[/b]

See for free at

www.seeloosechange.com

or

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=1519312457137943386&q=loose+ch...

[b]What do you think?......[/b]

SHARIAH TV

[b]
SHARIAH TV Series 3[/b]

Tazeen AhmadChannel 4's Shariah TV is back for a third series. In each programme a studio audience, hosted by Tazeen Ahmad, discusses issues of concern to Muslims in Britain today. A panel of experts is on hand to interpret the sources of Islamic law and see what guidance Shariah can offer when confronted by the challenges and complexities of modern life.

Programme 1: From Guantánamo to Forest Gate
Monday 7 August 2006 at 12 midnight
What impact is the 'War on Terror' having on the lives of British Muslims?

Programme 2: Growing up Muslim in Britain
Tuesday 8 August 2006 at 12.35am
(early hours of Weds)
How can young Muslims deal with the dilemmas of living in a Western society?

Clean joke...A view of the reality

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers.

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