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I think I will stick to antibiotics. They do seem to be doing a fine job at the moment.

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Naz

MuslimBro

Naznew series of prison break, 24th sept, wont be able to watch it :cry:

haha.... oh wait, I can't watch it either. But look out for websites where you can watch for free.

was gonna switch to sky but its 50 quid for installation! Gonna see if i can download the whole series. Its probs already showing in America so hopefully it wont be too hard to find it.

just get chipped ntl like evry paki duz

well it was but its gone off again. Plus ntl is now virgin media. Lastly there is the issue that virgin media and sky had some argument bout virgin media not pay the price they are asking for so sky have taken their channels. Now you see my dilemma. I saw a preview at the gym and it looks soooooo good. If anyone knows of anywhere you can watch it or download it (legal or illegal) please let us no.

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Naah, it is serious.

Last week (wednesday/thursday/someday) I got a pain in my foot. Thought I might have kicked something without realising. Ignored it.

Come saturday and the pain was so bad that I could not walk. Could not move my big toe so I assumed I had dislocated it.

Bathed it in hot salted water, and I broke out in high fever sweats, shivers and a whole lot more pain (worst that I can remember in my relatively pain free life). Apparently the joint was infected (don't ask how as there is no cut...). Went to hospital, got scans, anti-biotics and anti inflammatories.

Mum told someone, that someone said a friends of a friend of a friend had a pain in their foot once, and wrapping an egg around it fixed it.

My Mum: You must immediately do this now!
Me: what?!?!?! there is no sense to that! I know what is wrong, I am taking meds for it!
Mum: But that person was ok in a few short hours!
Me: But that was probably just a little pain for nothing!
Mum:but you will be ok by morning!
...
me a few hours later: ah, what the heck, I give up.

and guess what? It did not work. shocking stuff!

So, today here I am skiving work. again. But I have a valid reason this time.

lol i cant remember the last time i have laughed so much. I have heard of some weird things in my time but an egg on your foot that has to be the most bizarre.

Like to wish everyone here a very happy ramadhan Mubarak! 😃

May you spend every blessed minute in teh best of ibadah.

alhamdulillah my visa has been approved by saudi!

i'll be going to Medina on 27 Sep then onto Mecca for the last 10 days insha'Allah!!

if anyone wants specific du'as then PM me.

I'm in a constant state of 😃 at the moment.

Congrats

27th? Who you flying with?

Congratulations. Please remind us closer to the time so we can wish you good tidings or something more contemporary-sounding.

I've been told saying "ten days? I don't care how big the place is!" is not a good response/thought. 😂

(I assume he will be sitting I'tikaf in the Masjid Haram. The only time to leave would be for bodily functions I think.)

I'm going with about 9 or 10 of my absolute closest brothers whom I love very much.

it still doesn't seem 'real' yet.

i hope the package is as good as its been promised.

congrats Ya'qub hope you have a great time.

Assalaamu’alaikum

The blessed month of Ramadan is almost here (two hours to go)! Inshaa’Allah may we all benefit from this holy month and make the most out of every blessed minute that passes.

I’d like to take this opportunity to ask you all for forgiveness if I have ever wronged you in any way either directly or indirectly.

Please keep me in your duas!

JaazakMullah khayr.

FiAmanillah.

Wa alaykumu salaam.

Congrats Ya'qub ! how i envy your state 😃

Wow Yaq'ub that's amazing!!! Congratulations!

Ive not actually read why we're congratulating Ya'Qub ....

but since i have complete faith in my brothers and sisters in Islam.... except a few ppl... (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) I'd also like to congratulate Ya'qub..
On whatever it is.....

So.... congradulations.
come back and tell me all about it...

I enjoy our little chats.

International Herald Tribune

American Professor wants to be buried in Iran

Prof Richard Nelson Frye of Harvard University is a specialist on Iran and Shia Islam.

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/09/13/africa/ME-GEN-Iran-American-S…

http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=23003&sectionid=351020105

^^^ Malik a polite request could you please stop spamming. If you gonna do it could you at least start a new thread that way we wont be forced to read it.

Naz^^^ Malik a polite request could you please stop spamming. If you gonna do it could you at least start a new thread that way we wont be forced to read it.

heh, he loses in every way. 😛

He was asked to stick to existing topics. (I agree with your view, but it seems most others prefer it this way)

This is a open topic thread, isn't it?
I thought you could post here anything without fear of being patronised?

malikThis is a open topic thread, isn't it?
I thought you could post here anything without fear of being patronised?

this isnot an 'Open thread', it is a 'No Topic' thread. Your post had a distinct topic to it and was therefore criticised.

If you notice, most people's posts in this thread are idle ramblings that are barely comprehensible.

Oh I understand now, sorry.

Forgive me for making sense here.

YouCongrats

27th? Who you flying with?

EgyptAir so we stop off in Cairo.

We don't need to wear ihram on the plane cos we go to Medina 1st.

I've tried it on and its ok, but I need to do LOADS of weights on my right arm otherwise its gonna be kinda embarrasing!

I read somewhere some time back that British people are the worst moaners in the world.

There’s always something or another that they’re moaning about.
And what’s annoying is that, 98% of the time, they don’t actually have something to moan about.

I can be a sympathetic person. But I get irked when people blow out of proportion minor things.

Staffroom talk usually consists of bad weather conditions, the traffic or annoying kids. Are these even real problems??!!

It’s very difficult to pretend to be sincere when listening to people complain, when all you can think is “And what if it took you an extra 15min to get home yesterday”? “So what if so and so in your class is a pain, you have an Assistant that deals with him”. “So what if your class made a mess the other day, its not as if you had to clean it up” or “So what if the average price of a pair of jeans has gone up – you’re loaded”.
And these conversations can last for hours!!!

I have an Assistant in my classroom whom I rate so much. Only cos EVERYTHING she does, she does it with a smile on her face. She does the most mundane, arduous tasks happily. I’ve seen other classroom
assistants moan when they’re given a bit of photocopying to do.

And another thing….if one is paid to do something. Why moan about it? If they’re not happy with what they’re doing. They should find another job.

I know SEN assistants who moan about how ‘slow’ some SEN children are. It’s an SEN Assistant’s JOB to deal with ‘slow’ kids.

Living in this country we have a LOT to be thankful for. After spending some of my summer abroad. I really appreciate British weather (intense heat makes you sleep too much and makes you house bound). I appreciate the fair welfare state. I have respect for a government who gives so many rights to British Citizens and is not blatently racist to its citizens. I rate the way, a doctor and dustbin man is given respect in society...neither one of them have a 'right' to jump the queue. I even appreciate the laws of the road! Here, 'give way to the right' actually means something.

I dunno...either I have low tolerance level these days. Or people are moaning way too much about lame things these days.

And yes, I need to stop moaning too.

MuslimBro:

just read this:

No matter how hard I try, I cannot learn to love spiders. Spiders, however, seem to like our house and come marching in every September.

Two years ago, a friend recommended conkers, placed in the corners of a room and behind pieces of furniture. It seemed to work and the numbers were reduced. However, over a period, they do dry up and lose their efficacy.

I have also been given some Anti Araignées furniture polish perfumed with sweet chestnut, and the combination of the two has proved quite effective. But as autumn approaches, I think the time has come for some polishing and conker collecting again. We share the pest control - my husband does spiders, I do wasps.

hope it helps

Is this for real or a hoax?

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com

I can't make up my mind. People surely can't be that potty?

If I die and go to heaven, will I get to see seven seasons of Firefly?

YouIf I die and go to heaven, will I get to see seven seasons of Firefly?

you'll get to see 170 seasons of firefly if you want to!

What is this firefly?

YouIs this for real or a hoax?

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com

I can't make up my mind. People surely can't be that potty?

I think it's real and people can. Some of the stories have no conceivable satire angle and the links list is to other bible-belt type sites.

It isn't real, my mistake. It's well done. I just had to look it up after a few seconds of this brilliant video. See here for a debunking.

mmmWhat is this firefly?

some geek-show for geeks

(i imagine)

Ya'qub

mmmWhat is this firefly?

some geek-show for geeks

(i imagine)

I'm a geek! Ever seen the IT crowd? The Irish guy was based on me!