Confession thread

Well when i was around 10ish... there was this friend of my dads who i didnt really like. Anyway, one day he turns up at ours and I quickly hide behind the door to the dining room, thinking he's not gonna come in here. BUT HE DOES! They both walk in and my dad quickly leaves to get ready before they go out, so im stood there behind the door whilst the guy is in the same room!! So about 5/10 minutes pass just like this and im like OMG what if he discovers me!! So acting all cool and natural I casually walk out from behind the door say 'Salaam' to the guy and walk out.

LMAO... I did some right stupid things when i was a kid.

Interesting thread. This isnt really a confession but rather torture. When me and my big sis were little she use to take me outside into the garden and feed me grass and shove roti in my mouth when i use to cry to shut me up . 😢

Are you a vegetarian by any chance? :p

I've also done ALOT of stupid things. There was one time when I pranked the police and said there was a burglar in the house, and you know what happened after that as I have mentioned this before.

When I was in primary school I was walking down the road and talking to my fried who was on the other side of the road and as I wasn't looking what was in front of me, I bumped into a postbox. It didn't hurt... much, it was more of a shock.

I also put a needle through my sister's nails when I was also in primary school. And it was a needle on these sewing machines!

More coming soon....

love to live but living to dieWIKID! (i need time to collect me thoughts!)

Well hurry up!

MuslimBroAre you a vegetarian by any chance? :p

No but she is. I think she were trying to covert me but it didnt work muhahaha.

OK, bye. Do you want me to walk you to the exit? Don't worry we're all just humans we're more than happy to serve you by showing you the way out.

Just kidding, man!

love to live but living to diehows this for a confession: ...I... HATE.... BRADFORD!

(no offence to the bradfordians!)

I think Bradfordians hate you now.

Its generally a good idea to say why you hate Bradfordians. Having only ever been there once, i have no opinon on them one way or the other.

Altho there does seem to be alot of freaks in Cheetham Hill. Drove through there a couple of times and some thick people just walk into the middle of the road like their dad owns it or something, they didnt even look around to see if a car was coming or anything. And there were other odd things they did which im not gonna go into a rant about.

And then there was the time @ school, when we made the teacher have a nervious breakdown. We broke him, he had to leave after that.

i had a few minutes free today between my tight revision timetable and i thought 'lets see how the revival forum is doing'. i saw the 'confession thread' and thought 'this looks interesting'...and what did i find? a dear friend of mine who lived in bradford ever since she came to england from saudi and who has recently moved to manchester suddenly hates the city that she called home a few months ago. WHATS WRONG WITH BRADFORD EH? mujhe milne do...phir dekhna tera kiya haal karun gi!!!

joke! but please clarify what bradford has done to you that has caused you to hate it so.

i think i know what you are referring to but will see you soon inshallah...i probably will not be in bradford for too long anyway but you are stuck here for the next two years hence you will have to deal with it!

I hate bradford because people get it mixed up with my hometown.

I confess that I voted for the BNP in the forum post!

OK, I forgive you. But the others don't so come here. [Raises fists]

which is .... bedford ?

BD Brotherwhich is .... bedford ?

You don't need to rub it in...I'm sure he is depressed enough about it already!

Ya'qub

BD Brotherwhich is .... bedford ?

You don't need to rub it in...I'm sure he is depressed enough about it already!

😂

love to live but living to dieI miss the rain for some reason!! :?

You're in the UK for pete's sake!

Just give it a few more days....

You can always go to Scotland :p

or Wales ... i recommend snowdonia 😉

This was in Uni lift... u kno wen ur goin up or dopwn in a lift and everytime it stop it says 'H floor' or 'F floor' or wotever n i have a tendency to copy it... lol ... n i actually said it out loud one day n every1 jus looked around to face me.... EMBARASSING! cudn't stop laughin that day(did a lil bit of unconcious attention seeking!)

nyways thats not wot i wanted to really 'confess' ... but wot i will is as folows:

That's a funny one.

wohooo its raining!! it looks awesome!! (guess i miss rain!)

MuslimBroYou can always go to Scotland :p

It's actually been pretty good weather here in scotland, just rained a wee bit day before yesterday, apparently the weather was even better than this when i was in pak, but i dont want too much heat, prefer cooler weather.

MuslimBro
Have you ever walked straight into a postbox / lamppost when you were looking somewhere else?

I've done that a few too many times than I'd like to admit!

But here's something really stupid that my family doesn't seem to let me forget.

It was one of my lil cousins birthdays and we were at my aunts house for dinner. I was sitting inside my aunts house next to her big clear glass french doors that opened in to the garden.
So as i'm sitting there watching my cousins play in the garden, my uncle calls me from inside. I turn my head round to look at him and at that same time my phone rings. I tell him to wait a sec while I go in to the garden to take my call.
It just so happens that in the 10 seconds or so that my heads turned round, someone shuts the door and you can guess what happened next.
I walked face first straight in to the glass!! I couldnt tell the doors were closed, the glass was so clear!

Adeel
I walked face first straight in to the glass!! I couldnt tell the doors were closed, the glass was so clear!

That is exactly the reason why I always tell people that cleaning things is overrated.

Yeah innit! How the hell is biochemistry relevant to what I want to do?

Why don't you ask the professor?

Well at Uni I'm probably gonna have to do property law, which I know I'm gonna hate, but that's life!

CourageWell at Uni I'm probably gonna have to do property law, which I know I'm gonna hate, but that's life!

Yes you most defo will, its one of the foundation subjects. Its not that bad...well as long as you get a decent lecturer that is.

Naz

CourageWell at Uni I'm probably gonna have to do property law, which I know I'm gonna hate, but that's life!

Yes you most defo will, its one of the foundation subjects. Its not that bad...well as long as you get a decent lecturer that is.

it IS that bad, lol!

Plus it has nothing really to do with the other types of law, and the rules are very different, so you can't just apply what you learned from other subjects to it...you have to learn them from scratch.

Bleh!

Have you studied EU law? Now thats bad, really bad. Dont know how i got through those lectures.

NazHave you studied EU law? Now thats bad, really bad. Dont know how i got through those lectures.

Soon there will ONLY be EU law, and no British-only law.

Mwahahahahaha!