Surely there must be a joke in here somewhere.
This is the third time I think I have heard of such a tactic, and a third failure.
Any good standup comedians think up of a line?
One that is appropriate?
All those people experiencing wet conditions right now may not be aware that many parts of the UK are currently facing drought.
I was just reading this article in The Guardian and to me its pretty shocking. The government is in action, it wants to install more smart water meters which will force people to be more efficient in their water use because using more will cost more.
This may save up to 2% of the overall water usage.
This is billed as a big efficiency.
On the other hand leaking pipes in the UK, pipes owned by the water companies are thought to have so many leaks that 25% of the water is lost before it gets to a place where it cna be used.
I was walking past the Dawa stand, munching on my sandwich, minding my own business after Jumma on my way back to the office when the Brother called me over.
“Asalamalykum Brother” he said.
I replied with the standard “walaykumasalam”
“I see you’re on your way back to work for the capitalist kuffar so I’ll not take too much of your time” he began.
‘Capitalist kuffar’ I thought to myself, ‘that’s not one I’d heard before, I’ll have to remember that’ and secretly smirked to myself at what may follow on from this comment.
“Sheik Saab is doing a talk this Sunday at the Dawa place and we’re trying to get as many brothers to come to it as possible. Here’s 5 leaflets for you, give them to some other brothers at your work and bring them along with you too”
Salam Alaykum people,
I just discovered this brother from the US, who got me thinking about how we recite the Quran in our prayers and how we should be doing so. Do you ever feel as though in salah that your mind is drifting?
Maybe this could help you.
I was just looking through the internet and came across MYH (Muslim Youth Helpline)It's like a confidential non judgmental helpline for Muslim Youth who are experiencing the "down" of the ups and downs of life.
They have their bank details on the site and need regular donations. Something as little as £15 will help support one helpline volunteer for a whole month.
In my opinion, this is a really good organisation that should get the help and support of everyone which is why I'm setting up a standnig order this afternoon.BTW - £15 is not the minimum donation they take. According to the website it could even be a £1 one off donation (15 people do this and that's one volunteer supported for a whole month)
I was once told that we should all pay 2.5% of all our worldly posessions as like a charity tax every year.
My cashflow is usually a bit all over the place and I don't think I ever have 2.5% of what I own as liquid capital in my account at any point in the year.
I do however make regular donations (monthly ones to like Water Aid and NSPCC and one offs like to the chap whos doing the 10k to raise money for the Revival) throughout the year that amount to more than 2.5% of everything I own.
Does this count? Do I get let off the hook for not having made that one off donation last Ramadan?
What I've spent my morning thinking:
How can you help someone who doesn't want to be helped?
Sitting on the sideline is slowly but surely killing you both.
But any time you try to help - you get shot down, shut out. (because he's older than you so clearly "knows better")
It's not even like he's your child, so slapping him over the head and forcing him to do the right thing is out of the question too.
You're 100% certain he will benifit from the proposed changes and it will improve his life in countless ways. (not just this life)
Yet all can do is watch "what could have been" get flushed down the pan.
It taste great.
That is all.
Just not enough time in the day.
Its not going ot be anything article worthy. just a quick thought i had today.
why would you EVER date a guy in secondary school or college?!
they are soooo not worth it.
they're stinky, weird, sport crazy, acne ridden, did i mention stinky? they talk weird, they eat...no word to describe it. and MORE IMPORTANTLY. they are FRICKING BROKE!
its beyond me why any girl would date a guy still in school.
let girls be girls and develop into awesome girls. let boys be boys, get some confidence, some height, some muscles, lose the spots, learn to speak (again) and get a job.
then in uni or whatever let them meet and be happy. married.
