"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
Submitted by Sirus on 5 August, 2006 - 04:19 #3428
"Admin" wrote:
Its still dark!
(and I am having my pre-breakfast...)
:twisted: bet you had ur pre-pre breakfast before that, from piri piri as well!
it'll be daylight in an hour...
—
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
Its the typical river crossing. But more complicated. Hit the blue circlr to start.
A father and his two sons, a mother and her two daughters, a thief and a policeman are on one side of a river. There is a boat by the river bank, but it can only take two people at a time. Only the father, the mother and the policeman know how to operate the boat. The father can not be with any of the girls without their mother around. The mother can not be with any of the boys without their father around. The thief can not be with anyone else without the policeman around. How can you get everyone across to the other side of the river?
Start the game by clicking on the big round blue button. Click on a person to get him or her on or off the boat. Click on the levers to get the boat to move.
—
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
1 . Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they
start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your
heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
history. Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result
of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common? All invented by women.
18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Honey
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
million descendants.
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
Also number 27: Shakespeare probably localised the words. Not invented here.
Assassines were soldiers from the muslim empire at some stage if I recall correctly.
—
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
Submitted by Medarris on 8 August, 2006 - 17:06 #3449
I am unaware of any special activities to do with Laylatul Mi'raaj. If you have any referecnes (addressed generally) then plz be so kind as to provide me so I too can benefit from this.
And Sirus -
Quote:
ahle sunnah wal jamaah will never agree with u
I knw they wont. :roll:
I was talking abt the Ahlus Sunnah wa Jama'ah. That above sect - doesnt mean anything to me.
what game? i havnt played mine for aages....
i've been workin on typin up a speech....gona have to carry on another night now...too tired
Hey! Admin is here!!!
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
It's my lil bro's ps2 actually, the game's called wwe 2006.
Is it for that conference you're going to?
Huh!...where...he must have dissapeared again.
Admin is here....he works during day, and spends nights on forum, and then sleeps at work :twisted:
not a confrence exactly, got a 20min slot in the Al Hidayah camp...wish me well!!
LOL....WWE games....i've played smackdown, and they really are poo
too easy, and now im totally off wrestling....i gather ur not...
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Naw, been knackered this week.
Had 8 hours of sleep since finished work.
Now I am fully awake.
My earliest morning ever.
Mostly I am getting ready for bed at this time!
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
Will do.
They've improved the 2006 version [i]alot[/i]. I also admit it, the old smackdown games werre rubbish.
Me too.
so you gonna stay awake thru the night?
doing what?
grab ur trainers, i'll bring the ball, and meet you at st pats weather pitch in 15mins...
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Its still dark!
(and I am having my pre-breakfast...)
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
:twisted: bet you had ur pre-pre breakfast before that, from piri piri as well!
it'll be daylight in an hour...
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Time for a game.
http://www.smallcampus.net/upload/html/maths_games/2001-05-03/riverIQGam...
Its the typical river crossing. But more complicated. Hit the blue circlr to start.
A father and his two sons, a mother and her two daughters, a thief and a policeman are on one side of a river. There is a boat by the river bank, but it can only take two people at a time. Only the father, the mother and the policeman know how to operate the boat. The father can not be with any of the girls without their mother around. The mother can not be with any of the boys without their father around. The thief can not be with anyone else without the policeman around. How can you get everyone across to the other side of the river?
Start the game by clicking on the big round blue button. Click on a person to get him or her on or off the boat. Click on the levers to get the boat to move.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
1 . Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they
start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your
heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result
of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common?
All invented by women.
18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Honey
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
million descendants.
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
Tried number 37.
Also number 27: Shakespeare probably localised the words. Not invented here.
Assassines were soldiers from the muslim empire at some stage if I recall correctly.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
didnt u try it when u read number 9?
i did
yup, when I read it.
But I got called on number 37...
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
did u ever watch Goodness Gracious Me?
u remind me of the man who was adament in proving that everything was originally "Indian" or from India
i didnt..
Isn't that a myth?
Even when they're rolling around in the mud...
:shock: Really?!!
I knew that...stupid isn't it that they have an expiry date on the jars.
lol I did!...a couple of times.
does any one no that date of laylatul miraaj?
why? whats so special abt Laylatul Mi'raaj :?: :?
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
it's when the prophet s.a.w decended to the heavens to speak with his lord...
lol - I knew [i]that [/i] :roll: .
I was just wondering what is so significant about its date. What does Islam say about it? What does the Shari'ah prescribe for it?
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
next thursday/wednesday i think
nowt special about that day other then the fact that Prophet (pbuh) met/spoke to God and saw heaven/hell
after all we all do that every other day :roll:
isn't it recommended to fast on that particular day....
All types of nawfil worship is recommended
by who?
can you get me some references plz from Ahlus Sunnah wal Jama'ah ulama?
jazakILLAH.
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
why the hell shud i wasnt my time doing u any favours?
do ur own research
u'll only be asked on the DJ what YOU did and I'll only be asked on the DJ what i did
if u dont believe that doing any nawfil ibadah is recommened on the month of Rajab
then feel free to just chil in uni flunking another module :roll:
I've read that some where aswell, but can't quote it cz i cnt remmber where i read it from..
dont bother folks.
ahle sunnah wal jamaah will never agree with u
wherz my b'day wishes people :o
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Happy birthday!
I am unaware of any special activities to do with Laylatul Mi'raaj. If you have any referecnes (addressed generally) then plz be so kind as to provide me so I too can benefit from this.
And Sirus -
I knw they wont. :roll:
I was talking abt the Ahlus Sunnah wa Jama'ah. That above sect - doesnt mean anything to me.
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
[size=24]HAPPY BIDDAH DAY DUH BOY-MAY U LIVE TO SEE MANY MORE[/size]
any plans for tonight?
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