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No charges over Cruise squirting
Actor Tom Cruise has said he will not press charges against the TV film crew who squirted him with water at the War of the Worlds premiere in London.
Four TV workers were arrested after the 42-year-old actor's face and jacket were drenched with water from a fake microphone on Sunday.
Channel 4 later apologised to Cruise for the stunt, which was filmed for a comedy show.
Cruise - who attended the premiere with his new fiancee Katie Holmes - was talking to journalists in Leicester Square when he was squirted with water.
The star struggled to maintain his composure, repeatedly asking one of the Channel 4 team: "Why would you do that?"
He said: "What's so funny about that? It's ridiculous. Do you like making less of people?
"I'm here giving you an interview, answering your questions and you do something nasty. You're a jerk."
The actor held the interviewer back and repeatedly called him "a jerk".
A Channel 4 spokesman later said the incident was not intended to cause offence and was "very much in a spirit of fun".
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personally I think the guys getting too big for his boots
if ur in the public eye u gotta take the good as well as the bad
he should have laughed it off
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[quote="Naz"][quote="You"]But if noone could be bothered to go to it, does the museum exist?[/quote]
you aint gonna get lazy ppl going to the museum coz they are too lazy. You will get none lazy ppl going to see how the lazy ppl live. So in conclusion while it might be a lazy museum dedicated to lazy ppl the only ppl visiting the museum will not be lazy.[/quote]
But then the not lazy people visiting the lazy museum might end up liking the lazy lifestyle, and if they change, n the news of the laziness spreads, then everyone might wanna go visit to see what the phenomena is, then if they also go all lazy, then the whole country becomes lazy, so lazy that all the columbian drugs trade goes bust, cuz everyones lazy, n then the tourists n buyers of the drugs will no longer come, n go bolivia instead, n then the whole columbia is lazy, then, .... Will the museam still exist?
(PS, no brain cells were damaged while typing this message, the typer is a highly qualified, trained, and very good looking individual, please dont try this at home)
(pps, I didnt mean to offend any lazy people, any lazy columbians, any columbian war-lords, any columbian drug dealers, or any normal columbian people, if you were in any way offended by the above, please let me know what offended you specifically, n I will type a very sincere apology)
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Have you watched the news?
There's lazy people sleeping in the museum, on the exhibits!