Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was i

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Salaam everyone,

horseriding seems to be a popular sport among the forum girls (guys are too scared!:lol:) as is evident in the above entertainment thread.

so i thought i'd create a seperate thread for it...

and MuslimSis hows it comin along? hav u gotten around to visiting that stable?

Salaam

I was sitting on the bus with this lady I know who is registered blind…there’s a certain way to deal with people who are registered blind…there are many important do’s and don’ts that one HAS to be familiar with...and you can only know such stuff if you’ve personally associated with people who are visually impaired.

Anyway, another lady who was blind got on the bus with her guide dog…I was SO impressed with the quiet nature of the dog and how perfectly it guided her…he even knew when they reached her stop!

My mum is registered blind.

Gay Muslims

This Channel 4 documentary shows how the experiences of five lesbian and gay Muslims in Britain challenge the heterosexual bias in Muslim communities and illustrate the diversity within Islam. Tamsila Tauqir reports

Over the sinister introductory music to the programme, presenter Sonia Deol says: ‘Islam is fierce in its condemnation of homosexuality.’ Let’s be fair, antagonism towards homosexuality is no more exclusive to any one community than favouring men, the able-bodied and those with wealth and power.

What's up with the Revival team?

* Editor: Sajid Iqbal
* Sub editors: Irfan Khan, Alveena Salim, Zarin Khan
* Editorial Team: Saadia Iqbal, Madheia Salim, Saydia Iqbal, Khalid Mirza, Naheem Zaffar, Adnan Khan, Shmoun Maqsood,
* Scholars: Imam Manzoor Ahmed Shakir; Shaykh Salim Ghisa; Irfan Chisti; Jawed Iqbal
* Sales and Marketing: Zahid Maqbool
* Art and Design: Shaid Ayub, Ramzaan
* Comic artist: Adnan Idrees
* Finance Manager: Zarin Khan
* Distribution: Jamil Chisti

I'm more than sure the majority of them have not posted on the forums b

I have deleted the whale news item. It does not really have any relevance here.

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This thread is for those of us still grieving over our new friend who was recently killed in the Thames.

I offered this humble eulogy in the other thread:

[quote="Don Karnage"][quote="Beast"]Maybe not hundreds but 10s. I don't know the worlwide whale death rate.

We don't get upset at the death of every other sea-dwelling mamal.

Why this one?

My car has recently broken down and has been in the garage for a couple of days (battery problems and so on:( ). Anyway as a result ive been reduced to making do with Public Transport ... again. :? After getting my car i was thinking: [i]"Yeah... never gonna hav to take the sodden bus again"[/i]... so ive not been on a bus for ...

In a recent study conducted at Dartmouth College of Hanover New Hampshire 1 out of every 1 person polled found that Tigers are "better" than Dolphins.

*There is a 5% margin of error.

Meet bob:

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger12.jpg[/img]

Everybody say "Hi Bob!"

Bob is a Tiger, and a closer personal friend of mine - so I thought i'd embarass him by strolling through a few of his more embarassing memories.

As a young cub - Bob was a bit of a mommas boy:

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger1.jpg[/img]

I don't think his mother ever really l