Why Women Hate Mice

Omrow —

Salam


[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]do me a favour omro and define a "mouse" for me in a new thread


cos sumtimes I agree with u-other times i dont[/quote]


I looked in my precious Oxford Concise English Dictionary, Ninth Edition, and I found out why women would only be happy with a real man:


mouse // n. & v.

n. (pl. mice //)

1 a any of various small rodents esp. of the family Muridae, usu. having a pointed snout and relatively large ears and eyes. b any of several similar small mammals, such as a shrew or vole.

2 a timid or feeble person.

3 (pl. also mouses) Computing a small hand-held device which controls the cursor on a VDU screen.

4 slang a black eye.

v.intr. /also /

1 (esp. of a cat, owl, etc.) hunt for or catch mice.

2 (foll. by about) search industriously; prowl about as if searching.

mouselike adj. & adv.

mouser n.

[Old English mus, pl. mys, from Germanic]


Definition number 2 is under the spotlight.


This dictionary defines timid and feeble as follows:


timid:

easily frightened; apprehensive, shy.


feeble:

1 weak, infirm.

2 lacking energy, force, or effectiveness.

3 dim, indistinct.

4 deficient in character or intelligence.

5. unintelligent.

6. mentally deficient.


from Latin flebilis ‘lamentable’, from flere ‘weep’]


Do I need to say more ?


Omrow


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MuslimSisLilSis — Sun, 26 Jun 2005 - 23:03

omro are a mouse?


u chat about love a bit too much


ur very poetic


u play about with ur words-ur unable to give a straight answer (like a girl)


u seem to be VERY clued up on mouse-men


u are "deficient in character or intelligence" at times


is there sumthing ur not telling us?


MuslimSisLilSis — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 - 09:34

i have some questions O Wise Mouse Expert


1-couple of nights ago I saw some fat mice in my dream-what does this mean?


2-How does pushing a pushchair make a man a mouse?


Please enlighten me O Wise Mousy one


Seraphim — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 - 10:24

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]

omro are a mouse?


u chat about love a bit too much


ur very poetic

[/quote]


Being poetic doesnt make you a mouse. Infact you'd have to be a fool not to appreciate poetry.

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]

u play about with ur words-ur unable to give a straight answer (like a girl)[/quote]


Omrow does seem to have a way with words. But i'd say its more cryptic rather than girly.


In response to your dream, what does a fat mouse mean to you?


Omrow — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 - 12:47

Salam


[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]couple of nights ago I saw some fat mice in my dream-what does this mean?[/quote]


It means you should show no mercy and stock up on some rat poison.


Omrow


muslim_kuri — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 - 13:34

[quote="Omrow"]

It means you should show no mercy and stock up on some rat poison.

[/quote]


lol


Angel — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 - 12:44

What bout men that look mousy type? the skinny ones! Can anyone judge them as mousy and expect them to be under their wives orders?


muslim_kuri — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 - 12:55

[quote="angel"]What bout men that look mousy type? the skinny ones! Can anyone judge them as mousy and expect them to be under their wives orders?[/quote]


nah looks can be deceiving


Brother — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 - 18:52

Men shouldn't be mice but they still should respect and help their wives.

There is a limit to almost everything.


MuslimSisLilSis — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 - 19:26

[quote="Omrow"]


It means you should show no mercy and stock up on some rat poison.


Omrow[/quote]


that was very disappointing-i expected sumin better


and girls a skinny man aint a mouse


but a fat man is-


contsantly nibbling away


musslima — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 - 21:10

[quote=Angel]What bout men that look mousy type? the skinny ones! Can anyone judge them as mousy and expect them to be under their wives orders?[/quote]

what about those with a pointy snout, teeth sticking out, long tail and big ears. 😂