my mom can make a rought gajar ka halwa, also known as gajrela. But as for me, no cant cook and I wont cook, even though im gonna be living in sheffield alone for 5 yrs I refuse to learn to cook, thats a job for wifey wen she comes.
Muhtarama u aint gonna make a very gud wife for ur husband, bechara is gonna be at uni/work all day and is gonna have to come straight into the kitchen to make the haandy, that is rong.
Women are meant to be women, men are meant to be men, you should act like a woman and cook!
thats a joke, I can just about make an omlette or fried egg. I dont know how to make the atta, and never made a chappati in my life.
Like I saidm toast, beans and egg is as far as I go, if im feeling dangerous I might fry some chips but thats it. I aint learning more, not now not ever !
najif huzzy wants propa food he'll have ta get me sum nice prezzys. but u know my haandi will be really tastless so why bother,
Muhtarama thats rong!
if my wife tried to make me bribe her Id give her two slaps and chain her to kitchen sink, after 3 days slumped on the cold floor with tha tap dripping and driving her mad, she will learn her place and learn how make tasty food. If my wife tries anything funny with me, I aint gonna take it, gonna sort her out.
May ALLAH reward you immensely hayder bro, u knw what I ment.
Darth V-Hayder
Muhtarama, by us, eating keema is a saileant (that the wright word?) feature of Lodhi's.
I pray Allah SWT continues to bless us all with the rizq of Keema with peas
AMEEN. Ya Rab-al-Alameen!
SALIENT. MashaALLAH I am TEACHING you stuff hayder bro, who wud have guessed. Muhtarama, salient featre, duas, Rabbal Alameen. mashaALLAH, u r learning my young apprentice, but u still have a long way to go.
Ever seen the one where the teacher comes back and gives beats to the student? By us, it is the custom for the teacher to control the student, you are young my apprentice, you are rash and overconfident, I will break you and crush u and then remodel u in my image. then u wont even think of rasing ur eyes to me, u have a long way yet, yung one, a long way.
Darth V-Hayderbtw....i found Keema in the fridge 😃
ewwwwwwwww , how long it been there for LOL, ALL fungi fyde i bet.. 😂
nice iftar u doin eh?
fungy or no fungy.......keema is keema Muhtarma, it should be observed and treated with adab. and then gobbled like a monster would. by us, it is the way of the Lodhi's.
bro, this aint an indiam film........once ur dead, ur dead lol...theres no comin back!
lol, astaghfirullah, indian films. where do u think they got the idea about people coming back?
It was from us, we look like we vanquished but then at the last moment we rise and seek revenge on the insolent upstarts who dare to challenge us, beware hayder, compete with me and i shall crrush u like a bug.
brother, bring the whole Mirpuri Mafia, us Lodhi's are ready to kick some rear
we fear you not
famous last words, hayder.
but seriously dont go disrespecting MPs, I aint gonna b too pleased, i aint chatted about lodhi pathans. abt kicking rear. yeh, wen u c us lot, u gonna b beating lodhis who put u up for the fight and apologising to us MPs for troubling us.
not only are you rude, insolent, arrogant and downright disrespectful to your ustaads, you ALSO dont care a fig for your poor, innocent, suffering saint of a mother. How you lodhis must torture my fellow mirpuran.
and on top of ALL that, ur diseased with lurrrvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee.
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Sirus Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 00:58
can anyone...
Cook Halwa?
im hungry
star Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:10
is halwa better than sliced bread?
cant cook wont cook, gna live on takeaway all me life.
halwa obviously better , actually nawt can beat warburtons inneh
Sirus Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:14
is halwa better than sliced bread?
toastyyyyyyy hmmmmmmm
heated up on the Tavvah
throw sum lurpak on the Tavvah 1st tho
then some nice Keema (has to be the one with peas)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Medarris Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:15
is halwa better than sliced bread?
my mom can make a rought gajar ka halwa, also known as gajrela. But as for me, no cant cook and I wont cook, even though im gonna be living in sheffield alone for 5 yrs I refuse to learn to cook, thats a job for wifey wen she comes.
Muhtarama u aint gonna make a very gud wife for ur husband, bechara is gonna be at uni/work all day and is gonna have to come straight into the kitchen to make the haandy, that is rong.
Women are meant to be women, men are meant to be men, you should act like a woman and cook!
Sirus Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:16
is halwa better than sliced bread?
lol
i hope you can make a few dishes.......
at least say you can make roti!!!
and round, not square!
Sirus Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:17
is halwa better than sliced bread?
lol, my mate is also living away, hes so lazy he doesnt cook either
luckily for him, hes on the corener of wilmslow road........so hes never short of options wen hes hungry
Medarris Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:18
is halwa better than sliced bread?
roti, me?
thats a joke, I can just about make an omlette or fried egg. I dont know how to make the atta, and never made a chappati in my life.
Like I saidm toast, beans and egg is as far as I go, if im feeling dangerous I might fry some chips but thats it. I aint learning more, not now not ever !
Sirus Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:20
is halwa better than sliced bread?
lol, i meant naj
cooking isnt hard, i like it
i would have done it for design & tech.......but theres a stigma attatched to guys doin cookin as a gcse lol
i remember once, i was feelin hungry at 1am.........fried some kebabs, chopped some vegetables.....muffins....cheese...ketchup....coke....voila!
better than mcdonalds burgers....which doesnt say much....but they were tasty
and oily 😃
star Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:20
is halwa better than sliced bread?
if huzzy wants propa food he'll have ta get me sum nice prezzys. but u know my haandi will be really tastless so why bother,
tell u i can make roti and yea hayder round ones ,
can fry
and best of all make indian tea and english of course, what more can u ask for?
hayder u alwayz gowin on about keema whats with the obsession?
Sirus Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:22
is halwa better than sliced bread?
lol....i havnt had keema in 2 whle days....im having withdrawel symptoms :shock:
you should start learning naj......
Medarris Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:23
is halwa better than sliced bread?
Muhtarama thats rong!
if my wife tried to make me bribe her Id give her two slaps and chain her to kitchen sink, after 3 days slumped on the cold floor with tha tap dripping and driving her mad, she will learn her place and learn how make tasty food. If my wife tries anything funny with me, I aint gonna take it, gonna sort her out.
Sirus Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:24
is halwa better than sliced bread?
lol....then he wants a wife that will cry when he cries and feel his pain 😂
shame she'llbe crying coz of her own pain :evil:
Medarris Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:26
is halwa better than sliced bread?
loooooooooool,
wel atleast that means she gonna cry when i cry, thats the important bit. If IM sad , I dont want her to be happy!
hahahahahah
(this IS all in jest, yeh? just incase some of the women get all offensive on me)
star Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:26
is halwa better than sliced bread?
looooooooool , gosh u guyz makin me laugh already got a hard heart .
Medarris Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:29
is halwa better than sliced bread?
guyz?!
star Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:35
is halwa better than sliced bread?
what ladyz den?
Medarris Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:36
is halwa better than sliced bread?
both me AND hayder, making u laugh?
Sirus Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:49
is halwa better than sliced bread?
no Med, ur the only clown here....
btw....i found Keema in the fridge 😃
my eid come early!!
im so happy, im doin my sehri now....keema, garlic bread, yoghurt...ribena......sweeeeeet 8)
Muhtarama, by us, eating keema is a saileant (that the wright word?) feature of Lodhi's.
I pray Allah SWT continues to bless us all with the rizq of Keema with peas
AMEEN. Ya Rab-al-Alameen!
Medarris Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:53
is halwa better than sliced bread?
May ALLAH reward you immensely hayder bro, u knw what I ment.
SALIENT. MashaALLAH I am TEACHING you stuff hayder bro, who wud have guessed. Muhtarama, salient featre, duas, Rabbal Alameen. mashaALLAH, u r learning my young apprentice, but u still have a long way to go.
Sirus Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:55
is halwa better than sliced bread?
lol
ever seen them films or stories where the apprentice kills the master and takes over, in the process exceeding his powers?
if you havnt, you'll witness one live....
star Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:57
is halwa better than sliced bread?
ewwwwwwwww , how long it been there for LOL, ALL fungi fyde i bet.. 😂
nice iftar u doin eh?
Medarris Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:58
is halwa better than sliced bread?
!!!!
Ever seen the one where the teacher comes back and gives beats to the student? By us, it is the custom for the teacher to control the student, you are young my apprentice, you are rash and overconfident, I will break you and crush u and then remodel u in my image. then u wont even think of rasing ur eyes to me, u have a long way yet, yung one, a long way.
Sirus Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:01
is halwa better than sliced bread?
fungy or no fungy.......keema is keema Muhtarma, it should be observed and treated with adab. and then gobbled like a monster would. by us, it is the way of the Lodhi's.
bro, this aint an indiam film........once ur dead, ur dead lol...theres no comin back!
Medarris Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:04
is halwa better than sliced bread?
lol, astaghfirullah, indian films. where do u think they got the idea about people coming back?
It was from us, we look like we vanquished but then at the last moment we rise and seek revenge on the insolent upstarts who dare to challenge us, beware hayder, compete with me and i shall crrush u like a bug.
star Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:06
is halwa better than sliced bread?
has anyone voted for HALWA ???
Sirus Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:06
is halwa better than sliced bread?
i laugh in the face of danger (in the famous words of Simba 🙂 )
brother, bring the whole Mirpuri Mafia, us Lodhi's are ready to kick some rear
we fear you not
Sirus Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:07
is halwa better than sliced bread?
me
altho i should change it to keema!!
Medarris Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:10
is halwa better than sliced bread?
famous last words, hayder.
but seriously dont go disrespecting MPs, I aint gonna b too pleased, i aint chatted about lodhi pathans. abt kicking rear. yeh, wen u c us lot, u gonna b beating lodhis who put u up for the fight and apologising to us MPs for troubling us.
Sirus Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:13
is halwa better than sliced bread?
lol
well u knw where i am,and i await
and as i wait, i smile
i smile as i am happy
i am happy coz i feel honoured
im honoured cozi lead my fearless men in battle
we await you oh med, we await you
btw....my mums family is MP, jus figured lol
Medarris Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:16
is halwa better than sliced bread?
tut tut tut.
I see I have a hard task,
not only are you rude, insolent, arrogant and downright disrespectful to your ustaads, you ALSO dont care a fig for your poor, innocent, suffering saint of a mother. How you lodhis must torture my fellow mirpuran.
and on top of ALL that, ur diseased with lurrrvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee.
quite a problem child, arent we, hayder lodhi?
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