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_Me_ —

Saalam everyone 😃

I decided to post some jokes to make yous laugh, (or at least smile!) 😃

Feel free to add any of your own!

W/Saalam 😃 x

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_Me_ — Wed, 2 Nov 2011 - 16:07

[quote=Bugz]lame o, lame o....[/quote]

Couldn't do any better yourself

s.b.f — Wed, 2 Nov 2011 - 16:30

[quote=_Me_][quote=Bugz]lame o, lame o....[/quote]

Couldn't do any better yourself[/quote]

lol

The Lamp — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 18:06

George Bush, Tony Blair and Hosni Mubarak are sat together. Bush is occassionally touching his ear and murmuring.
"What's that?" the others ask.
"Oh, just some new technology from my country," Bush replies. "So I can talk to my aides."
Tony Blair is seen touching his throat and murmuring.
"Why're you doing that?" the others ask.
"Just some new technology from my country, so I can keep in touch with my family."
At this point Mubarak is getting worried. He feels embarassed, like a fool, there's ni such new technology from his country, he needs to think of something clever and fast.
He grabs a very important and top secret document and shoves it in his mouth and swallows it.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Bush and Blair shout.
"Just sending a fax to Egypt," he replies, belching.

Lioness of Allah — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 19:27

[quote=s.b.f]http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight[/quote]

😂 one of the best reviews i've read in a loong time

@lampy 😃

Okay i've got one:

A chubby girl enters an ice cream parlour oand orders a mega ice cream with: 5 scoops of every flavour there, wafers, strawberry sauce, hunders and thousands, 4 flakes and some pink sherbet.
When she had finished ordering, the waitress asked her:
"would you like a cherry on top of that?"

She replied "No thanks, i'm on a diet."

Fail 😃

_Me_ — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 19:52

[quote=The Lamp]George Bush, Tony Blair and Hosni Mubarak are sat together. Bush is occassionally touching his ear and murmuring.
"What's that?" the others ask.
"Oh, just some new technology from my country," Bush replies. "So I can talk to my aides."
Tony Blair is seen touching his throat and murmuring.
"Why're you doing that?" the others ask.
"Just some new technology from my country, so I can keep in touch with my family."
At this point Mubarak is getting worried. He feels embarassed, like a fool, there's ni such new technology from his country, he needs to think of something clever and fast.
He grabs a very important and top secret document and shoves it in his mouth and swallows it.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Bush and Blair shout.
"Just sending a fax to Egypt," he replies, belching.[/quote]

😂

Foysol89 — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 20:25

[quote=Lioness of Allah][quote=s.b.f]http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight[/quote]

😂 one of the best reviews i've read in a loong time

@lampy 😃

Okay i've got one:

A chubby girl enters an ice cream parlour oand orders a mega ice cream with: 5 scoops of every flavour there, wafers, strawberry sauce, hunders and thousands, 4 flakes and some pink sherbet.
When she had finished ordering, the waitress asked her:
"would you like a cherry on top of that?"

She replied "No thanks, i'm on a diet."

Fail :D[/quote]

😂 i don't know why i found it funny lool

TPOS — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 20:27

[quote=Foysol89]

😂 i don't know why i found it funny lool[/quote]
fatties make u laugh 🙁
:p

_Me_ — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 20:29

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE][quote=Foysol89]

😂 i don't know why i found it funny lool[/quote]
fatties make u laugh 🙁
:p[/quote]

😂

TPOS — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 21:07

[quote=Foysol89]:?

I don't get it[/quote]
:| nvm

_Me_ — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 21:12

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE][quote=Foysol89]:?

I don't get it[/quote]
:| nvm[/quote]

Hey guys, where have the 😃 disappeared to!

@Foysol, I just laughed at the word 'fatties' :oops:

😃

Foysol89 — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 - 03:05

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE][quote=Foysol89]:?

I don't get it[/quote]
:| nvm[/quote]

😂

@Me 😃

LookingToSee — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 - 23:21

somefat people chose to be fat. i dont see why i should feel bad in any way abt this...

i joke!

but iknow no joke...

i like riddles though

Foysol89 — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 - 00:12

Spoke to the guys at SunnahFit today. The brother said he'll call a fat person fat and an anoerexic skinny because they need to be told that they're living unhealthy and they need to fix up. Found it kinda harsh but still true.

So i'm allowed to say Fatty 😃

TPOS — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 - 00:14

A British man got assaulted in the Punjab and was later found by the police. He suffered the worst beating they had ever seen.
They asked him "Why were you beaten so bad".
The British man said "They kept asking my name so I told them my name and then they just started to batter me more, the more I said my name the more they beat me. I dont understand I told them the truth and I told them my name was Mickey Marrow!"

LookingToSee — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 - 17:04

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE]A British man got assaulted in the Punjab and was later found by the police. He suffered the worst beating they had ever seen.
They asked him "Why were you beaten so bad".
The British man said "They kept asking my name so I told them my name and then they just started to batter me more, the more I said my name the more they beat me. I dont understand I told them the truth and I told them my name was Mickey Marrow!"[/quote]

tpos. please explain

You — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 - 17:06

in punjabi "mikkee maro" means "hit me".

LookingToSee — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 - 17:40

[quote=You]in punjabi "mikkee maro" means "hit me".[/quote]

hahaha! who thought it would have been so obvious!!

Foysol89 — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 00:02

[quote=You]in punjabi "mikkee maro" means "hit me".[/quote]

Ohhhhhh makes sense now. Lool

Bilan — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 06:40

[quote=Foysol89][quote=You]in punjabi "mikkee maro" means "hit me".[/quote]

Ohhhhhh makes sense now. Lool[/quote]

exactly! come on feefs!

about the sunnah fitness dudes, i dnt think calling someone fat is gonna make much difference, im sure these people already knw, and besides, they might not knw about health risks.

Hummus — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 14:37

@ : _Me_

'# A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it. The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, 'What now?' The boy answered, 'Now we run like crazy!' #'

Lioness of Allah — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 15:59

[quote=Hummus]@ : _Me_

'# A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it. The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, 'What now?' The boy answered, 'Now we run like crazy!' #'[/quote]

🙂

@ you and sbf: Have you ever read any of the twilight books?

Hummus — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 16:02

[quote=Lioness of Allah]

@ you and sbf: Have you ever read any of the twilight books?[/quote]

Sarcastic?

_Me_ — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 16:29

I was in the public toilets today and had sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said:

'Hi, how are you?'
Embarassed I said: 'I'm doing fine'
The voice said: 'So what are you up to?'
I said: 'Just doing the same as you, sitting here...'
From next door: 'Can I come over?'
Annoyed I said: 'Rather busy right now!'

Then the voice said: 'Listen, I will have to call you back, there's some idiot next door answering all my questions'

Lol!

_Me_ — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 16:30

[quote=Hummus]@ : _Me_

'# A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it. The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, 'What now?' The boy answered, 'Now we run like crazy!' #'[/quote]

😃

TPOS — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 18:13

[quote=bilan][quote=Foysol89][quote=You]in punjabi "mikkee maro" means "hit me".[/quote]

Ohhhhhh makes sense now. Lool[/quote]

exactly! come on feefs!
[/quote]
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