19 ways to recognize a Paki

1.You believe in the stupid old wives tale that drinking milk and eating fish together makes your skin blotchy
2.You got brown skin but you got a stupid obsession of wanting lighter skin
3.You think Urdu is a “Muslim Language” and you think English is a “Kafir language”
4.You have got a VERY large family, coz your grandparents have never heard of contraception, your parents are too stingy to get some and you’re too lazy to use them.
5.You are a big fan of ‘Tibet’ cream.
6.You don’t bother using hair conditioner or a hair detangling spray on your hair instead you use cheap hair oil. (Jasmine and mustard oil are very popular)
7.You have got a mate called Imran who was named after Imran Khan
8.BOYZ: every hole is a goal but you want to marry a virgin at the end of the day
9.You some how hate the Hindus and the Sikhs but you copy all their wedding customs on your wedding day
10.Your so proud of being a Paki despite Pakistan being the second most corrupt country in the world (and Musharraf even said on TV that he didn’t believe in ‘human rights’)
11.You believe that saying the word ‘pig’ leaves your mouth unclean for 40 days.
12.You don’t know the difference between religion and culture and think curry is ‘Muslim food’
13.You see someone sinning and instead of saying ‘Astagfirullah’ you say ‘Ayayayayayayayayayayaya’ (I noticed the Indians say Chi Chi Chi)
14.BOYZ: You soak your hair in hair gel but if anyone touches your hair they better be writing there will.
15.You drive a Ford Fiesta and you act like you are in a Ferrari Enzo.
16.The only place you EVER go abroad is Pakistan, if your relatives are here don’t bother going abroad at all
17.You have got an obsession with keeping your weird culture alive
18.The only career you seem to be into in is a doctor
19.You think ‘puberty’ is a dirty word

PS Most of the above was based on freshies in Bradistan.

Another way to recognise a paki is when:

you don't use the correct grammar term in a sentence!

Its me '2' the phoney American
Remember me?
well it was a long time ago
On the old forum I think I did call Pakiz ‘ignorant’ when I complained about something you said, but that don’t make me a paki basher does it?

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

"angel" wrote:
Another way to recognise a paki is when:

you don't use the correct grammar term in a sentence!

really?

didn't realise they were that stupid...

My geog teacher said that America had higher illiteracy rates then Pakistan…

I know I should stop dissing America but it is so much fun…

Any way where’s brainwashed Dave?

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

"pimp" wrote:
"angel" wrote:
Another way to recognise a paki is when:

you don't use the correct grammar term in a sentence!

really?

didn't realise they were that stupid...

nah i was jus been sarky, cuz who ever made that list up was sure clever they cant tell the difference beteen the grammer term and using the word "hear" ah well. btw if you aint a paki then that could be considered as rascist...were u the one goin on bout america been rubbish and they coverin up stuff (cnt really rember) but dave didnt fall for it, hes away washington DC poor soul cnt get access to this forum, he should be bak once uni starts up.

When is he gonna be back? next week? next month?

…. And me Racist?

Tell me when I was being racist (apart from picking on ‘poor Dave’)

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

Was that list really compiled? lol

No words lol

Work in proportion of your need for Allah....How much do you need him?

It was done by my mates sister who works for APWA in Bradford. She did it with a white woman.

Have you hear of APWA before?

It stands for the ‘All Pakistani Womens Association’ and they organize stuff for Paki women to do (i.e. sewing, learn English, etc.)

Have you heard of the ‘101 ways to recognize an Asian’ list before?

That was done by my sisters ex-boyfriend in London…

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

Cocoanut alert! Cocoanut alert!

"pimp" wrote:
Its me '2' the phoney American
Remember me?
well it was a long time ago
On the old forum I think I did call Pakiz ‘ignorant’ when I complained about something you said, but that don’t make me a paki basher does it?

BTW why did you leave the forum? Weren't you banned or something?

i hate cocunuts. both of em

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"irfghan" wrote:
Cocoanut alert! Cocoanut alert!

"pimp" wrote:
Its me '2' the phoney American
Remember me?
well it was a long time ago
On the old forum I think I did call Pakiz ‘ignorant’ when I complained about something you said, but that don’t make me a paki basher does it?

BTW why did you leave the forum? Weren't you banned or something?

No I wasn’t banned, that was exHT and Oldham dude innit.

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

can we stick to proper discussions please? these new threads have no basis of discussion, and 'pimp' this could have gone in the jokes/poetry/anything alike thread, so we dont have to read such jibberish

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

didn't realise there was one...

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

"pimp" wrote:

No I wasn’t banned, that was exHT and Oldham dude innit.

I'm sure you were banned. You made very offensive remarks about a forum member and I grassed you up to the mods. Dirol

If you weren't banned why did you leave?

"irfghan" wrote:
"pimp" wrote:

No I wasn’t banned, that was exHT and Oldham dude innit.

You made very offensive remarks about a forum member

who?

what did I say?

I can't remember it was such a long time a ago...

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

I'm not going to repeat what you said, but it began after you used a smilie firing some guns. A forum member asked why you were firing blanks. Then you made your indecent remark.

tauba tauba!

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"irfghan" wrote:
I'm not going to repeat what you said, but it began after you used a smilie firing some guns. A forum member asked why you were firing blanks. Then you made your indecent remark.

awrite, i rember thats who it is..just ignore him..

I think he needs another dose of that medicine.

The sooner a mod comes online the better.

"irfghan" wrote:
I think he needs another dose of that medicine.

The sooner a mod comes online the better.

wasnt there someone online cuz one of his posts were edited on the other thread that sis anisah created?

"irfghan" wrote:
I'm not going to repeat what you said, but it began after you used a smilie firing some guns. A forum member asked why you were firing blanks. Then you made your indecent remark.

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

That wasn’t me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m not that rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do have my limits y’know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

"angel" wrote:
"irfghan" wrote:
I think he needs another dose of that medicine.

The sooner a mod comes online the better.

wasnt there someone online cuz one of his posts were edited on the other thread that sis anisah created?

Maybe the mods need reminding.

Even if they do remember they're not likely to heed my hardline calls. :roll:

"irfghan" wrote:

Maybe the mods need reminding.

Even if they do remember they're not likely to heed my hardline calls. :roll:

well i think they should cuz we dont want people to leave this forum esp. sis's who have converted, they have much to give to this forum and a lot of us can learn form them.

I isn’t stopping London lady from posting innit?

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EDIT

YOUR COMMENTS WILL BE EDITED AND IF YOU REPEATEDLY CROSS THE LINE YOU WILL BE BANNED.

EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD JUST IGNORE HIM/HER. [/b]

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

Mr Admin I’m a HIM…

I really don’t know what you are on about pal.

Can you please politely explain what I am doing wrong…

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YOUR TEASING THE SISTERS AND MAKING INFLAMMATORY REMARKS.

AND COULD YOU CHOOSE A MORE ISLAMIC USER NAME.

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What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

"pimp" wrote:
1.You believe in the stupid old wives tale that drinking milk and eating fish together makes your skin blotchy
2.You got brown skin but you got a stupid obsession of wanting lighter skin
3.You think Urdu is a “Muslim Language” and you think English is a “Kafir language”
4.You have got a VERY large family, coz your grandparents have never heard of contraception, your parents are too stingy to get some and you’re too lazy to use them.
5.You are a big fan of ‘Tibet’ cream.
6.You don’t bother using hair conditioner or a hair detangling spray on your hair instead you use cheap hair oil. (Jasmine and mustard oil are very popular)
7.You have got a mate called Imran who was named after Imran Khan
8.BOYZ: every hole is a goal but you want to marry a virgin at the end of the day
9.You some how hate the Hindus and the Sikhs but you copy all their wedding customs on your wedding day
10.Your so proud of being a Paki despite Pakistan being the second most corrupt country in the world (and Musharraf even said on TV that he didn’t believe in ‘human rights’)
11.You believe that saying the word ‘pig’ leaves your mouth unclean for 40 days.
12.You don’t know the difference between religion and culture and think curry is ‘Muslim food’
13.You see someone sinning and instead of saying ‘Astagfirullah’ you say ‘Ayayayayayayayayayayaya’ (I noticed the Indians say Chi Chi Chi)
14.BOYZ: You soak your hair in hair gel but if anyone touches your hair they better be writing there will.
15.You drive a Ford Fiesta and you act like you are in a Ferrari Enzo.
16.The only place you EVER go abroad is Pakistan, if your relatives are here don’t bother going abroad at all
17.You have got an obsession with keeping your weird culture alive
18.The only career you seem to be into in is a doctor
19.You think ‘puberty’ is a dirty word

PS Most of the above was based on freshies in Bradistan.

I think u have totally lost the plot bruv...this is an ISLAMIC SITE or have u forgotton...lol, soo please chat decent stuff, n if u wana chat crap go n join sum unislamic sites... :!: PEACE...!!!

"nafrath gunaho sey karo, gunagaro sey nehi"- (Professor Dr Muhammad Tahir-Ul-Qadri)

I think the humour is missing n those 19 points.

Some are also incorrect IMO.

The least I would expect is for them to be funny, and brutally honest.

PS I do't remember who he was on the old forums, so remind me.

The only people banned were exHT, OD, and a spammer.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

I remember that I PMed u about one of his posts. It involved smilies with guns and accusations of 'firing blanks'. It then turned nasty and went to parents.

You might not have banned him, but you did delete the offending post and the rest of the altercation. He stopped posting after that.

"Admin" wrote:
I think the humour is missing n those 19 points.

Some are also incorrect IMO.

The least I would expect is for them to be funny, and brutally honest.

maybe they are 19 ways to recognise "pimp", i think he just tryin to remind you who he is!

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