Your Funny and Crazy Conversations

Seraphim —

Crazy, insane conversations you've had.


EnglishFriend: do you sweat?

Me: erm, yeah...

Englishfriend: really?

me: yes i do

Englishfriend: huh, i thought asians didnt sweat...

me: :roll:


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Friend: OMG guess what!

Me: what?

Friend: I got 2 fit girls' numbers today

Me: :roll:

Friend: Seriously. They're from Brummie- in't that sick?

Me: No ... not really.

Friend: There all desi too. And muslim, in't that sick?

Me: I really dont wanna know.

Friend: Aw, you know you want some 😉 Shall I fix you up?

Me: Do it and you'll die. 🙂

Friend: Ooh, by the way, when's the next namaz. We'll read it together, ok?

Me: :?


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GuyAtWork: So you must be the good muslim.

Me: What?

GuyAtWork: err... you know

Me: Nnoooo i dont know.

GuyAtWork: :shock:

Me: {raises eyebrow}

GuyAtWork: Never mind.... {walks off}


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[the time i was partially deaf... long story]


Manager: [we're locking up and about to switch the alarm on] Seraph get on the mat.

Me: Theres a Rat?? :shock:

Manager: No! the Mat [points to mat]!

Me: Where? I dont see no Rat?

Manager: MAT, MAT.... M....A....T.... MAT!

Me: [turns to co-worker] Should i know who Matt is?

Manager: :evil:

Me: [gulp- friend comes over and drags me over to the "mat"].


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RI_RS — Fri, 2 Jul 2010 - 15:34

[quote=You]:lol: good timing there. Unless he really didn't know.[/quote]


he was just being stupid lol xD


No-one in that conversation is actually Bosnian btw, you do get that right? :p


RI_RS — Sun, 6 Feb 2011 - 19:26

Conv. I had with my little sister the other day:


KT:I had icecream the otherday, and it was cold

Me: Of course it was cold, it's ICEcream

KT:... No, I had Icecream, and the WEATHER was cold


Conv. With a friend the other day at 8am after I'd been waiting for them a while:


Me: It's really weird how there are ALWAYS old people coming out of that church, no matter what the time.

Friend: ...That's an Old People's home...


Conv. I just had on MSN:


Theres No Beauty In Bleeding Mascara says:

had to go

clean my apartment

Ashhiiee says:

Ahh right

why is yours an apartment and not a flat?

Theres No Beauty In Bleeding Mascara says:

because apartment sounds better =P


TPOS — Sun, 6 Feb 2011 - 19:31

[quote=MakeMeRawr_8TeenF]


Conv. With a friend the other day at 8am after I'd been waiting for them a while:


Me: It's really weird how there are ALWAYS old people coming out of that church, no matter what the time.

Friend: ...That's an Old People's home...


[/quote]

LOL!


LookingToSee — Mon, 7 Feb 2011 - 19:52

nice ones Rawr!


convos with little kids are soo cool!


yesterday my sis was telling me about the kiwimonster on the stairs that knocks on doors. Im not sure if i got the details correct, i was a bit sleepy you see.


there's a funny one, but its in french...

i might try later..i really want to know, but...work to do..


rocky — Tue, 8 Feb 2011 - 02:32

chatting to my freind on facebook chat


Me: I had icecream the otherday, and it was cold


Mate: -.-

it aint gta b hot for u to have ice cream


Me: i mean da weather was cold


Mate: yh

dats wat i meant


Me: lool


Mate: the weather

how do u get hot ice cream

loool


Me: lmao i duno..put it in microwave?

.... << realising what i had said!


Mate: omg

ur so funny


Another one


I had just got to know this freind so i was just chattin on the fone to her


Me: What did u get in ur GCSE's


Friend: not saying cz ur gna laff u tell me?


Me: No u tell me 1st i promise i wont laff


Friend: no jus tell me


Me: You first..lady first 😛


Friend: Well i failed


Me: Guess what...I failed too!


Me & Friend: burstin out in laughter


i doubt u ppl will find it funny but it was really funny at the time


TPOS — Tue, 8 Feb 2011 - 15:59

P1: I drink red topped milk


P2: Ewww, how can you have that, it's like 3/4 water, you might as well not have milk!


P1: No, obviously you need milk for your coco pops!


You — Tue, 8 Feb 2011 - 21:59

[quote=rocky]Well it was funny at the time[/quote]


and thats all that matters.


Humour can be limited to the moment or to the people etc.


TPOS — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 - 17:05

Teacher: Stop it! I'm going to come and sit next to you in a minute


Student: Oh cmon then Miss, pull up a chair, I don't mind 😃


Teacher: That was supposed to be a threat! :\


LookingToSee — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 - 21:57

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE]Teacher: Stop it! I'm going to come and sit next to you in a minute


Student: Oh cmon then Miss, pull up a chair, I don't mind 😃


Teacher: That was supposed to be a threat! :\[/quote]


+1 !!! TOO COOL!!!