Rasulullah said: 'When a man dies and his relatives are busy in funeral, there stands an extremely handsome man by his head. When the dead body is shrouded, that man gets in between the shroud and the chest of the deceased.

When after the burial, the people return home, 2 angels, Munkar and Nakeer(names of two special Angels), come in the grave and try to separate this handsome man so that they may be able to interrogate the dead man in privacy about his faith. But the handsome man says, 'He is my companion, he is my friend. I will not leave him alone in any case. If you are appointed for interrogation, do your job. I cannot leave him until I get him admitted into Paradise '.

"My mum only had one eye. I hated her…she was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!" I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, “If you're only goanna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die?" My mom did not respond... I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings. I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her.

Asian News Rochdale The following article was published on the Asian News Site covering the Rochdale campaign against SRE for 5 year old primary school children.

Do children of 5 years of age need to be taught sex Education?

A MUSLIM community activist is campaigning against government plans to introduce sex and relationship education to primary school children as young as five.

Rochdale blogger, Majed Iqbal set up a Facebook campaign this week and has created a campaign video which can be seen on you tube to challenge the plans and is urging both Muslims and non-Muslim parents to join.

A comfortably plump dog happened to run into a wolf. The wolf asked the dog where he had been finding enough good to get so big and fat.

'It is a man,' said the dog, 'who gives me all this food to eat.'

The wolf then asked him, 'And what about that bare spot there on your neck?'

The dog replied, "My skin has been rubbed bare by the iron collar which my master forged and placed upon my neck.'

The wolf then jeered at the dog and said,' Keep your luxury to yourself then! I don't want anything to do with it, if my neck will have to chafe against a chain of iron!'

[Aesop's Fables, Laura Gibbs]

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Amazing Al-Hidayah camp. u must go to Al-Hidayah 2009

President Obama is in UK.

On April 1, he met Prince Phillip who has already insulted the blackman.

"Can you tell the difference between a chinese, a russian and David Cameron."

This was no April Fool's joke. Obama was upset.

The Queen demanded Obama bow his head to her. And he did.

This too is out of order. Why should black people have top bow to the Royal Family.

Do they not know Obama is the most powerful black man in the world.

That's it. I am going to have write a letter of protest complaining that Obama and his lovely mrs were not treated nicely in Britain.

I was watching SKY as PM was welcoming all the G20 leaders to Downing Street.

Sarkozy just wanted to be hard and deliberately arrived late when he was asked to come early.

It's more than a piece of clothing, it's symbolic of faith.
It shows you're a Muslim and the risks you're willing to take
It shows you're not afraid to outwardly express your submission to Islam...
Some even claim it's integral to Ihsan.

It's clear that it's compulsory
and obligatory to all Muslim girls
and indeed thousands wear it.... all over the world.

But where does it say in the Qur'an...
that the Hijab makes you superior?
Or that you have the right to judge criticise and put down
all those you, for that reason, deem inferior?

In fact it's not ENOUGH to wear the Hijab...
you have to mean it too.
But who is anyone to judge?
Though it should be accepted, that that includes you too.

Whether she's bikini clad
or covered in a full body veil...

You know it's a credit crunch when...
* The cashpoint asks if you can spare any change.
* There's a 'buy one, get one free' offer - on banks.
* The Inland Revenue is offering a 25 per cent discount for cash-payers.
* Gordon Brown has stopped chewing his nails and started sucking his thumb.
* Your builder asks to be paid in Zimbabwean dollars rather than sterling.
* Highgrove has been repossessed.
* Victoria Beckham is pictured shopping in Primark.
* Alistair Darling's eyebrows have turned white.

* What's the capital of Iceland? - About £3.50
* How do you define optimism? A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.
* Why have estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning? Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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How dare they mock us and our ways! Islamophobia?

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[size=8]OK, I admit its a dutch government initiative for firework safety. But I doubt the UK gov would be gutsy enough to do anything similar.[/size]