Fresh Prince of Kashmir
I got texted this the other day and probably could fit into this forum topic too, but I will keep it separate.
Fresh Prince of Kashmir
In Jhelum born & Raised,
in the mud is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, relaxing & Eating some roti,
chatn to the kuris while drinking some lassi.
When a couple of Gunda's who were no good,
started some "Dhusham!Dhusham!" in my neighbourhood.
They made a right old mess @ my pops got scared
"You're moving to your masi's in Mirpur instead!"
So I whistled for a Rickshaw, it came the next day,
Told him where to go & I weren't going to pay.
I knew I smelt sumthing, it was the oil in his hair,
it anything, but I thought "Bale! Bale! Bale!"
I pulled up to a house about 1 or 2,
got out and stepped on some poo.
Looked at my kingdom - I was finally there,
to sit on the maji & breathe sweet desi air.
Re: Fresh Prince of Kashmir
Suhail (not verified) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 - 00:54
i like 😃
Re: Fresh Prince of Kashmir
TPOS — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 - 23:24
LOL
Re: Fresh Prince of Kashmir
s.b.f — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 - 18:39
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Re: Fresh Prince of Kashmir
Suhail (not verified) — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 - 20:00
Re: Fresh Prince of Kashmir
s.b.f — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 - 23:11
Thanks.
Re: Fresh Prince of Kashmir
1R4M — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 - 14:45
Jhelum isn't Kashmir....
Re: Fresh Prince of Kashmir
You — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 - 17:37
Shhh!
Re: Fresh Prince of Kashmir
1R4M — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 - 19:15
mwahahhahaaa
Re: Fresh Prince of Kashmir
TPOS — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 - 21:02
i said jhelum isnt in kashmr first but editted out cuz i thort like the prince of bel-air its the place where he goes to and this person goes to mirpur which is in kashmir 🙂
Re: Fresh Prince of Kashmir
You — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 - 21:27
the detective solves the case.
Re: Fresh Prince of Kashmir
TPOS — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 - 21:33
😃
Re: Fresh Prince of Kashmir
Ya'qub — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 - 22:18
so is jhelum just like philadelphia then?
does it taste nice on bagels?!?!