By Sajid Iqbal

Ali bumps into Jamal at a local wedding…

Ali: Salaaaaaaaaaaaaaam Jam! Wagwaan?

Jamal: Wasalaam Ali. I'm OK, alhamdulillah, how are ya bro?

Ali: I'm buzzin'. Just had me grub and now I look like I'm up the duff!

Jamal: Yep, six months I would say! Hahaha...

Ali: You're a funny guy for an ayatollah rock n roller!

Jamal: So how's the new and improved Ali? You not gone back to your old ways I hope?

Ali: You got it Jam! I am the new and improved, the master of disaster, the king of sting, ya know the main digger behind the trigger.

What Am I?

I'm a 6 letter word.

Letter 6, 5 and 2 spell out a drink.

Letters 4, 5, 2 and 3 spell out a fruit.

Letters 1, 2 and 6 spell out a pet.

Letters 3, 2 and 6 spell out a pest eaten by 1, 2 and 6.

WHAT AM I?

Let’s find out shall we! Answer these simple Brain teasers:

Brain Teaser the First

Three women each have two daughters. They are having lunch at a restaurant. There are only seven chairs in the restaurant. All the women are seated.

Question: How is this possible?

Brain Teaser the Second

Suppose 6 monkeys take 6 minutes to eat 6 bananas.

1. How many minutes would it take 3 monkeys to eat 3 bananas?


2. How many monkeys would it take to eat 54 bananas in 54 minutes?

Brain Teaser the Third

The Questions

1. Over how many years was the Quran revealed?


2. Name the 7 articles of faith


3. Name the 12 months of the Islamic calender


4. Name at least 5 Prophets mentioned in the Quran?


5. What was the first MOSQUE built by Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)?

By Naheem Zaffar

Meanwhile on the other side of the globe…

Connecting…

Jamal: Ali? Is that you?

Ali: Erm… Assalamu Alaikum brother. Ermm kay… kai… Kaifa Haluk?

Jamal: I'm good. I thought you were in prison?