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I didn't write this... but I really like it for some unknowable reason.
He enters the room.
It is white.
It smells empty.
There are no windows.
At the far end
two buttons, large red buttons, are mounted on the wall.
One is marked: Regular.
The other is marked: Premium.
He crosses.
Examines.
No further instructions.
He thinks for a moment
reaches out his hand
and presses “Premium.â€
A buzzing sounds,
as from the ceiling
a massive cloud of bees is released.
They converge upon him.
Stinging. Stinging. Stinging.
He flees,
panicked,
remorseful,
yet strangely satisfied.