Australia suffering 'man drought'
Posted on Saturday, 30th August 2008 @ 7:36pm
Australia suffering 'man drought'
By Phil Mercer, BBC News, Sydney
An analysis of new census figures has shown that Australia is suffering from an unprecedented "man drought".
The statistics have revealed that there are almost 100,000 more females than males in Australia.
The problem is worse in the coastal cities, where women have moved seeking better jobs and lifestyles, while many men have gone overseas.
Thirty years ago Australia was with flush with men thanks to immigration policies that favoured males.
That position has been reversed because thousands of Australian men in their 20s and early 30s have gone overseas either to travel or to work.
It has caused a gender imbalance that is having far-reaching implications... Read more
24 June 2005
2 weeks 6 days
Yeah but how many of them 100,000 women are over 18 and how many of them are OAPs?
I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.
31 March 2008
8 hours 42 min
they should start burying the baby girls as soon as they are born... that way, Aussies can help maintain the male numbers...
*what's OAP?
Sky's the limit. True or false?
16 August 2008
8 hours 7 min
OAP = OLD AGE PENSIONER
'Allah gives and forgives
Man gets and forgets' Baba Ali
http://halfDate.com
24 June 2005
2 weeks 6 days
Unless ofcourse alot of their males are of the homo kind. In which case they're not exactly ideal for breeding. That or they're all drunk from the barbi.
Women are always saying they dont need men. Well lets use Australia as an experiment and see what happens when the male species disappears from their lands. I theorise the national pass time will become shopping and instead of starbucks on every corner there will be shoe shops.
OAP = Old Aged Pensioner
I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.
31 March 2008
8 hours 42 min
cool... the only OAP i know of is: Ocular Anatomny and Physiology lol
nope we'll turn the rest of the male domain into ladies and initiate backbitting procedures in the 'new' ladies
Sky's the limit. True or false?
16 August 2008
8 hours 7 min
maybe, but then there'll be a stampede every time a man walks past!
'Allah gives and forgives
Man gets and forgets' Baba Ali
http://halfDate.com
24 June 2005
2 weeks 6 days
Well this experiment assumes there are no more men in Australia.
In the off chance on happens to walk by, the population of women will basically kill him off while fighting over him or simply nag him to death. Either way results in the untimely demise of the male.
I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.
16 August 2008
8 hours 7 min
LOL!
'Allah gives and forgives
Man gets and forgets' Baba Ali
http://halfDate.com
31 March 2008
8 hours 42 min
not really... have you forgotten that a man can marry 4 women at one time... but a woman can only marry 1 man at a time? and that is in place or a specific reason!...... altho, in australia, i don't think marriage has much significance...
and anyways, they're not gna fight over him for 'him' ... but to keep him as their Butlers
Sky's the limit. True or false?
24 June 2005
2 weeks 6 days
I think you're forgetting 2 things:
1. This is Australia we're talking about. Meaning lawfully they cant marry more than once. Which means 100,000 women will be left single.
2. Majority of the guys left the country to go work abroad. So why would anyone stay as a butler?
Think about it. You'll be looking at the first world Lesbian Nation.
I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.
31 March 2008
8 hours 42 min
Cool!
you know there is a possiblity that the women decide to follow the male footsteps? ie. moving abroad and taking homosexuality worldwide!
Sky's the limit. True or false?
24 June 2005
2 weeks 6 days
Or the government will introduce males into the eco system in an attempt to get them to reproduce. Women will just have to control themselves.
I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.
31 March 2008
8 hours 42 min
trust me, if the goverment wants to take action, they won't need males in person... i won't go into details but finish off by saing that the government will be full of women who will use their brain and think of Gene engineering and biomed etc ie 'Technology'
Sky's the limit. True or false?
24 June 2005
2 weeks 6 days
Which is still decades off and no where near feesible.
I guess certain banks will be running dry.
I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.
31 March 2008
8 hours 42 min
its the present that makes the future... it's already been done... where do women get their money from anyway? ... just cos the men are out, doesn't mean all the businesses and the money would stop pouring into the country! one woman will earn it from another woman who will then go on and spend it at another woman's place... it basically will have the same routine but excluding the males... AND since it's a high female audience, men will be able to earn some pennies too!
Sky's the limit. True or false?
28 October 2005
10 hours 38 min
sign of qiyamah.
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
19 August 2007
3 weeks 2 days
Yes, forced lesbianism!
Chin up, mate! Life's too short.
24 June 2005
2 weeks 6 days
lol, is that even possible?
I can handle clouds, but cant fight with an eclipse.
21 November 2006
9 hours 25 min
you guys have watched WAY too many dodgy movies...
Winter is the Springtime of the Muslim. Because Allah (swt) has made the nights long for worship, and the days short for fasting!
19 August 2007
3 weeks 2 days
Which movie is that?
Chin up, mate! Life's too short.
21 November 2006
9 hours 25 min
Don't feign ignorance!
Winter is the Springtime of the Muslim. Because Allah (swt) has made the nights long for worship, and the days short for fasting!
19 August 2007
3 weeks 2 days
No seriously, which movie is that?!
Chin up, mate! Life's too short.