By Sajid Iqbal & Irfan Khan

Jamal goes to visit Ali in prison…

Ali: Jamaaaal!!! Holy cow!!! Is that really you?

Jamal: Salaam Ali. Yep it’s me bro… and I ain’t no cow.

Ali: I can’t believe you’s come all the way from Egypt to see me! Raas man! You’re not a dodgy Mullah after all!

Jamal: No, not as dodgy as you bro… hahahaha.

Ali: Yo I ain’t dodgy aiight, I’ve got style! So how are ya man… you all pimped up and that? you been strutting your stuff on the Taliban catwalks!

Jamal: I’m good, Alhamdulillah, I’ve had a wicked time, met some really good people. But what about you, how are things bro?

Ali: Life is friggin’ beautiful! What do you think it’s like man?! Food here tastes like leftover kebabs. I’m locked up with some crackpots. (Read More and comment)

By Sara Salim and Imaani Aslam

Jameela: As’salaam alaikum Sis. How you doin’?

Aliyah: Alright Jameela, where you at?

Jameela: Er… I’m good Alhamdulillah. What you been up to?

Aliyah: Not much, not much. Listen yeah, Ramadan’s starting soon innit?!

Jameela: Yep Sis, I can’t wait!!

Aliyah: Great!!! Not long now then. Iky says he wants to cool it during Ramadan. He says his Dad’s gonna be watching him like a hawk and he can’t risk gettin’ caught. Plus he says I’m gonna distract him, but I told him straight, look it ain’t my fault I’m so fit.

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By Naheem Zaffar

Meanwhile on the other side of the globe…

Connecting…

Jamal: Ali? Is that you?

Ali: Erm… Assalamu Alaikum brother. Ermm kay… kai… Kaifa Haluk?

Jamal: I’m good. I thought you were in prison?

Ali: My lawyers a good man. You remember big Sam right? Say hi to him. He’s letting me use his phone. I’m telling you Jamal it was a big misunderstanding! If they tested the stuff they would have known it was just flour. To make chappati’s! Desi style. But since I am Muslim they just banged me up man! You know how it is Innocent til proven Muslim. I had no chance! (Read More…)

By Sara Salim and “Imaani” Aslam

Jameela: Asalaam Alaikum Sis, I see you’ve dyed your hair again?

Aliyah: Yep. Looks good don’t it? What do you think?

Jameela: Erm… I think you may have overdone it with the blonde highlights, not too sure if it suits your skin tone… but hey, what’s with the makeover anyway?

Aliyah: Well, you’re looking at the new me. I’ve decided I’m through with all this being a Muslim girl thing. Now people know that I ain’t one of those girls they can order about. I’ve decided I ain’t taking no crap any more.

Jameela: Well that’s great, respecting yourself is really important, but what’s taking crap got to do with being and looking like a Muslim?

Aliyah: Listen yeah, I ain’t saying nuffin’ about you or anything, but I got plans for me. I’m gonna show all these people that they can’t boss me about and control my life. I ain’t thick, I can make my own decisions you know. You get me?

Jameela: Err… no not really.  (Read More and comment)

By Irfan Khan and Dawud

In the Mosque, after a talk has been held, everyone is sitting down to eat, food is being served. Jamal sees Ali and makes a bee line for him and sits across from him.

Jamaal: As Salaamu alaykum Ali, its a very pleasant surprise to see you here.

Ali: W-S

Jamaal: Huh? Double-you ess?

Ali: I said ‘Wa Salaam.’ And it’s good to see you too. (Read More and comment)

Issue 5 Comic strip

Installment 4 of our regular comic Strip

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A crossword and wordsearch from Issue 4, January 2006
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The third installment of our comic strip

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The next episode of ouyr own comic strip, printed in Issue 2

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Our own comic strip, as printed in the relaunch issue of The Revival Magazine (May/June 2005)

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Some illusions, brainteasers, and a small compo.

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Another Classic game originally made for the Arcades - now available here. You control PacMan using the cursor Keys and have to avoid the spooks whilst eating the pills. Eat all the pills to finish the level. (Flash Required)

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A thinking persons game. You control your pieces using the mouse click on the piece you want to move and then click on either a position highlighted in green or yellow to move there. if you move to a green spot your piece will be duplicated so now you will have a piece in both positions. if you go to a yellow spot your piece will not duplicate. If your piece lands next to and enemy piece, the enemy’s piece will change into one of yours and Vice Versa. when the board is full, the person with most pieces will win. The game is not as complicated as this explanation!

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Use your mouse to click on a group of 3 or more of the same coloured squares to remove them.The aim is to remove as many squares as possibles, which gets harder as you progress through levels.

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Probably the best original flash game available on the net! All you have to do is guide Nemo into the energiser. However, to power it up you will need to push the red powerups into it first.

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Its Snake Jim. But not as we know it! Click on start, then use the direction arrows.

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A classic game that most people will have heard of if not played! Control is through the cursor keys and the space bar to shoot. (Flash Required)

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Below is a comical attempt to show clashes between ‘athiest science’ and god.

“At an educational institution: Professing to be wise, they became fools …. “

“Let me explain the problem science has with God.” The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. (more…)

Need we say more? If you say so; left, right and down arrows to move the blocks with the up arrow to rotate them.

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Yes it is an external link. Yes it needs a shockwave plugin. But we think this game is worth it! Not only a true 3D simulation of table tennis, it is also very addictive. Beware you will need a good mouse as well as some patience as it loads

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