By Sajid Iqbal & Irfan Khan

Jamal goes to visit Ali in prison…

Ali: Jamaaaal!!! Holy cow!!! Is that really you?

Jamal: Salaam Ali. Yep it’s me bro… and I ain’t no cow.

Ali: I can’t believe you’s come all the way from Egypt to see me! Raas man! You’re not a dodgy Mullah after all!

Jamal: No, not as dodgy as you bro… hahahaha.

Ali: Yo I ain’t dodgy aiight, I’ve got style! So how are ya man… you all pimped up and that? you been strutting your stuff on the Taliban catwalks!

Jamal: I’m good, Alhamdulillah, I’ve had a wicked time, met some really good people. But what about you, how are things bro?

Ali: Life is friggin’ beautiful! What do you think it’s like man?! Food here tastes like leftover kebabs. I’m locked up with some crackpots. (Read More and comment)