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talking of putting people in pegion holes
since when does every molvi have expandin bellys (its just asians guys in general dat do
too much time at the local takeaway i reckon
Actually you'd be surprised at the number of Molvis that do have an expanding belli.
I asked my dad about that once when i was lil... he told me they only come in one shape, bcoz they're much happier that way.
But then again he used to tell me about the crazy monkey that lives under my bed would eat me if i didnt go to sleep. :roll:
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I think all parents are like that they try to scare you so you go sleep.
No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy
as for molvi defo got to agree never come across one that doesnt have a big belly
Any molvis on this forum that dont have a big belly an wants to defend all the molvis out there speak now or forever hold your peace 
No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy
What are you marrying them to their bellies??
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no just in case anybody want'd to defend them then feel free.
No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy
nope ... we're good.
The truth speaks for itself. If it wasnt for the need of its bodyguard of lies.
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ey ey whose bin dissing ma chat up lines! :evil:
two date seeds
huh? that doesnt make any sense... as a kid, thinking of scary things is what kept me up all night!!
btw hayduh wot is up with u bro. stop pretending to b a flirt. u are failing miserably. more importantly: this is an ISLAMIC forum ppl, can we get over the lame chat-up lines already! :roll:
[size=9]I NEVER WORE IT BECAUSE OF THE TALIBAN, MOTHER. I LIKE THE [b]MODESTY[/b] AND [b]PROTECTION[/b] IT AFFORDS ME FROM THE EYES OF MEN.[/size] [url=http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/Dust.html]Dust, X-Men[/url]
well its worked on me lil bro, when he wouldnt go sleep at night me mum use to tell him there was a monster in the wordrobe, it shut him up, dont know whether he went asleep or just remained quite in case the monster heard him lol
No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy
:oops: my bad
wasnt feeling well up there lol
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
yeh but we can still have a laugh sumtyms
sum of them were quite funny
indeed they were
but Aasiyaaaa thinks i made them up!
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
no they were 2 gud 4 u to have thought them up by urself
wots with the extra a's? :evil:
and ofcourse not silly, who HASNT recieved those lines via email? which is y they r now lame - coz theyr OLD (like u hayduh.)
[size=9]I NEVER WORE IT BECAUSE OF THE TALIBAN, MOTHER. I LIKE THE [b]MODESTY[/b] AND [b]PROTECTION[/b] IT AFFORDS ME FROM THE EYES OF MEN.[/size] [url=http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/Dust.html]Dust, X-Men[/url]
oooooooooohhhhh
AAAAAAASiiiiiiyaaaaaaah.........dont get funny
or else :evil:
indeed you shall regret the day you incurred the wrath of Darth Hayder
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Powerful you've become young Hayder... darkside i sense within you... still much to learn you do have.
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speak the truth do you honourable master yoda
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
people hwat happened to playing nice
if ur not careful u gonna turn into Omrow
Salma. Just because you have got a nice name doesnt mean you can push it.
can't i?
why the sudden liking for the name
dont like it personally
Its not sudden. I always liked it. Sounds intelligent.
it does?
prefer something a bit more up to date
Salma 2i?
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
It is a very modern name. If you want more futuristic: Silicon Salma
Or Salma2.0
I dont think we need to add the world silcon to it Omrow.
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Salam
Right. Yes. I see. I think she is intelligent enough to keep the original... Salma.
You are very wise Seraph.
2.0 is truly a better alternative.
Omrow
suppose it could be worse
yep and we're not gonna go into all the teaseing young kids do at school by twisting names etc....
kids can so cruel
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