The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

This is SOOOO funny LOL! I mean it's not really but the concept of being killed with a spoon is! ;P

“Before death takes away what you are given, give away whatever there is to give.”

Mawlana Jalal ud Din Rumi

Don't knock it - I bet a spoon in the right hands can be lethal. Be afraid, very AFRAAAIIIIDDD

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

less, heft, so it would probably take longer? especially if you abandon the spoon if it manages to get some sharp edge...

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.