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ask and you shall know

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Hayder Sabri" wrote:
ask and you shall know

Thats a seraph phrase, i just said tell us one interestin fact bout yourself...

neway beauty sleep needed tc ws (will see what the intrestin fact is!)

im a 'newbie' not familiar with Seraph's phrase, do forgive me.

interestin fact? ah dunno, survived death a few times? lol canni remember much unless a topic is raised.

i needa sleep as well, but this forum prevents me from my beloved skysports.com Cray 2

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

1st step 2 solving my problem is 2 admit it....i cant stay off this site! im typing in bed lol, not even the 1st tym either. :shock:

to consider me a newbie wud be wrong, ive been down with the revival since it began. i only joined the forum since i gave up muzic and needed an alternative site 4 when bored at wrk.

it has served that purpose and much more Biggrin

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

neewbies: people who have only recently joined the revival forums.

Where that thread for New Members??

I'm off to find it.

Will be back.

PS:Hayder i think angel meant me. A Seraph phrase....

Back in BLACK

"Seraph" wrote:

PS:Hayder i think angel meant me. A Seraph phrase....

yes thats what i meant cuz only heard u use it...apart frm haydar now.

so haydar was that your interstin fact, survivin death, that has happened 2 me last time i was literally an inch away frm getin knocked down by a bus, i was shacking never been so scared in my life, straight away i thanked alllah (swt) for savin me

1stly its Hayder not haydar

2ndly no thats not interesting fact but like i said off the top of my head, im not 2sure. ermmmm........my mum broke my leg? lol, u missed the bus. i was hit by a car in the face. (thank Allah swt 4 still bien ere). countless other bad stuff, but dont like talkin bout that. Smile oh yeah, buses in manchester try running you over and thats no joke!

p.s. i knw wat u mean, i simply meant i didnt knw Seraph used it as well. its common after all.

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Hayder Sabri" wrote:
1stly its Hayder not haydar

2ndly no thats not interesting fact but like i said off the top of my head, im not 2sure. ermmmm........my mum broke my leg? lol, u missed the bus. i was hit by a car in the face. (thank Allah swt 4 still bien ere). countless other bad stuff, but dont like talkin bout that. Smile oh yeah, buses in manchester try running you over and thats no joke!

p.s. i knw wat u mean, i simply meant i didnt knw Seraph used it as well. its common after all.

i apologise, its Hayder, must remember so sorry! ( i knw how annoyin it is when sum1 dont get ur name right :oops: )

As for seraph phrase i meant used on this forum only by seraph but in real life convo's its common (ok forget it i cant believe we havin a convo bout seraph's phrase!!)

HOW TO ANNOY BIN LADEN

1/ Point out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious.

2/ Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, "Doesn't that sound a lot like a B-52?"

3/ Ask him if he's looking forward to replacing Hitler as Satan's favorite chew toy in the lowest inferno of Hell.

4/ Tell him all about your great vacation to Saudi Arabia, where you went absolutely everywhere and did everything, just stomped all over the place.

5/ Use his satellite phone to call the time and weather line in Buenos Aires and leave it off the hook.

6/ Tell him how much less you paid for your Kalashnikov rifle.

7/ Now that you know the address of his secret cave hideout, fill out magazine subscription cards for him for the Wine Spectator and Penthouse. But do not, under any circumstances, send him Popular Mechanics.

8/ Order him ten Domino's pizzas with extra ham topping.

9/ Correct him when he ends a sentence with a preposition.

10/ Ask whether the Taliban gets cable, because you haven't seen "Sex and the City" for weeks.

11/ Yank the end of his turban really hard to make him spin around like a top.

12/ Switch all the CD's in the jewel boxes in his CD collection, so that when he reaches for Michael Bolton, he'll actually get the Mohammed Rafi.
Mine his bathroom.

13/ Leave business cards for the Israeli Mossad in his Rolodex.

14/ Take pictures of all his wives and post them on

15/ Ask him if he wears boxers or briefs. Check. Take pictures. Again, post these on

16/ [b]deleted (ed)[/b]

17/ Ask him if Paradise is different for each person, and whether in your own paradise you'll get to "kick his ass every day for eternity".

18/ Refer to him as "Osama-osama-fee-fi-fo-fama bin Laden".

19/ Ask whether suicide bombers have to pay union dues.

20/ Tell him it's lovely what he's done with his cave, but that it'd look much nicer covered with huge, smoking craters.

21/At dinner, imply that the Northern Alliance has much prettier place settings.

22/ Claim you once saw him at a Hooter's in Muncie wearing a yarmulke.

23/ Ask him if he wouldn't mind if you opened the door and shined your laser pointer on his forehead for a few minutes.

24/ Tell him that this is the worst pyjama party you've ever attended.
25/ Ask for some pork rinds and a good brew to wash them down.

26/ Ask him if he provides his employees with a 401K plan.

27/Complement him on all his poppies outside, but mention that a few day lilies would be a nice accent.

28/ Ask whether the Taliban is hoping to be bombed ahead into the Stone Age, or perhaps the Iron Age if enough shell casings survive.

29/ Explain that America is a land of freedom and opportunity, filled with people of every race, religion, and background, including millions of women strong enough to knock the **** out of him.

30/ Claim that they serve much better falafel at the public executions in Sudan.

31/ Ask him if he's pursuing the Lesser Jihad, the Greater Jihad, or the "Completely Whacked Out of his Freaking Gourd" Jihad.

32/ Swirl your drink thoughtfully and mention, "Just think, in a few weeks you might fit in this glass!"

33/ Check to see if Saddam is on his speed-dial list.

34/ They have to wait a few years to see current television shows in Afghanistan, so give away the secret of who's having a baby on Friends.

35/ Warn him that you're "in a New York state of mind."

36/ Mention that his wives look quite fetching in their burkas, and ask whether they've ever thought of modelling.

37/ Ask him, "say, where do you keep all those Stinger missiles?" just in case he'll be caught off guard and answer correctly.

38/ Give him a "noogie" or a "wedgie". If there's actually still a flush toilet left in Afghanistan, give him a "swirlie".

39/Play a game of Monopoly with him. Make him play the thimble. See if he charges interest. Claim that his properties are your "holy lands" and blow up his hotels.

40/ Offer to take him "clubbing" in Tel Aviv with your friends Saul and Ivan.

(got this from Irfans blog)

you should remove number 16, quite offensive

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

(got this from Irfans blog)

Glad to see someone goes on it.

"Hayder Sabri" wrote:
you should remove number 16, quite offensive

No16 is very borderline. :oops:

"irfghan" wrote:

No16 is very borderline. :oops:

just ignore them

they remind me of the old biddies who have been moaning about the "x-rated" comic strip in the mag

(btw ur blog is looking very good)

Salam

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:
HOW TO ANNOY BIN LADEN

16/ [b]deleted (ed)

I demand to to know what the number 16 was.

Why is Editor protecting Bin Laden !!

Omrow

"MuslimSisLilSis"][quote="irfghan" wrote:

No16 is very borderline. :oops:

just ignore them

they remind me of the old biddies who have been moaning about the "x-rated" comic strip in the mag
[quote]

ermm....the comic strip is gud, but palistinian calendar girls? thats jus plain offensive. clearly written by a kaffir, hence why it lacked humour as well

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Hayder Sabri" wrote:

ermm....the comic strip is gud, but palistinian calendar girls? thats jus plain offensive. clearly written by a kaffir, hence why it lacked humour as well

Why would you say that?

I didnt see anything wrong with it?

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

"TheWizard" wrote:
"Hayder Sabri" wrote:

ermm....the comic strip is gud, but palistinian calendar girls? thats jus plain offensive. clearly written by a kaffir, hence why it lacked humour as well

Why would you say that?

I didnt see anything wrong with it?

I thnk he's referin to a diff comic strip Gandalf.

Back in BLACK

Salam

Besides, the Palestinians are not so hot. No offence to them.

Omrow

I just got my wage slip through, they have taxed me over £40, i am so not impressed, i am gona complain....my money can go to better use :evil:

hey ive lost about 300 quid thru tax in the last 2 months. how unfair is that? it could have eased my financial situation a lot!

..i remember last year in law, in one case sum guy refused 2 pay tax in full coz he didnt believe in the causes it was bieng used for. as he was against war, he refused to pay that percentage of his tax that goes to military use.

.........numerous appeals, but....................he lost Lol

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Hayder Hussain" wrote:
hey ive lost about 300 quid thru tax in the last 2 months. how unfair is that? it could have eased my financial situation a lot!


At the rate they are taxin me looks like i will get taxed well over £300 in 2 months! why the hell do we have to get taxed so much..it wrks better when u wrk part-time cuz u get taxed £4 or nothin.

part time was the best, cant wait to go back to it.

i pay no tax and no N.I. Biggrin

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Hayder Hussain" wrote:
part time was the best, cant wait to go back to it.

i pay no tax and no N.I. Biggrin

how come, some sorta scam? :?

nope, student

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Hayder Hussain" wrote:
nope, student

I am also i student, come on share what do i have to do? (claim it in april?)

no! just tell your paymasters b4 u start work that your a student, and they giv u the right forms and hey presto. b4 this job now, i hadnt payed a penny to the damned government.

...or, if u find out later that you can cliam, yeah wait till april. but it dont work of ur workin full time hours. if u can work evenings and weekends and sumat like under 37 hours a week then you cunt as part-time.

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

Okay peeps,

I'm off to Scotland for the weekend.

I'll speak 2 y'all on Monday.

l8r peeps Wink

Back in BLACK

I also off this weekend.

We're in Manchester tonight...tomorrow we have plans to go to Rochdale. I'm trying to get out of it so I can visit the shopping centres in Manchester....

On Sunday we're in a Wedding in Bolton and will be back in Manchester Sunday night...

Might be back home by Monday/Tuesday.

And instead of ironing my clothes I'm sitting here...

if ur in manchester come in2 our office, im bored! wherebouts are u from? cuzns in manchester?

rochdale is a loada poo Lol ...shud come down oldham, if u got the guts Wink

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

I am gona just be sittin at home bored out my brains, no female cuz's as they are all gone to the tour :evil: Cray 2

enjoy urself seraph and muslimsis

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