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Cook Halwa?
im hungry
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
cant cook wont cook, gna live on takeaway all me life.
halwa obviously better , actually nawt can beat warburtons inneh
toastyyyyyyy hmmmmmmm
heated up on the Tavvah
throw sum lurpak on the Tavvah 1st tho
then some nice Keema (has to be the one with peas)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
my mom can make a rought gajar ka halwa, also known as gajrela. But as for me, no cant cook and I wont cook, even though im gonna be living in sheffield alone for 5 yrs I refuse to learn to cook, thats a job for wifey wen she comes.
Muhtarama u aint gonna make a very gud wife for ur husband, bechara is gonna be at uni/work all day and is gonna have to come straight into the kitchen to make the haandy, that is rong.
Women are meant to be women, men are meant to be men, you should act like a woman and cook!
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
lol
i hope you can make a few dishes.......
at least say you can make roti!!!
and round, not square!
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
lol, my mate is also living away, hes so lazy he doesnt cook either
luckily for him, hes on the corener of wilmslow road........so hes never short of options wen hes hungry
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
roti, me?
thats a joke, I can just about make an omlette or fried egg. I dont know how to make the atta, and never made a chappati in my life.
Like I saidm toast, beans and egg is as far as I go, if im feeling dangerous I might fry some chips but thats it. I aint learning more, not now not ever !
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
lol, i meant naj
cooking isnt hard, i like it
i would have done it for design & tech.......but theres a stigma attatched to guys doin cookin as a gcse lol
i remember once, i was feelin hungry at 1am.........fried some kebabs, chopped some vegetables.....muffins....cheese...ketchup....coke....voila!
better than mcdonalds burgers....which doesnt say much....but they were tasty
and oily
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
if huzzy wants propa food he'll have ta get me sum nice prezzys. but u know my haandi will be really tastless so why bother,
tell u i can make roti and yea hayder round ones ,
can fry
and best of all make indian tea and english of course, what more can u ask for?
hayder u alwayz gowin on about keema whats with the obsession?
lol....i havnt had keema in 2 whle days....im having withdrawel symptoms :shock:
you should start learning naj......
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Muhtarama thats rong!
if my wife tried to make me bribe her Id give her two slaps and chain her to kitchen sink, after 3 days slumped on the cold floor with tha tap dripping and driving her mad, she will learn her place and learn how make tasty food. If my wife tries anything funny with me, I aint gonna take it, gonna sort her out.
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
lol....then he wants a wife that will cry when he cries and feel his pain
shame she'llbe crying coz of her own pain :evil:
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
loooooooooool,
wel atleast that means she gonna cry when i cry, thats the important bit. If IM sad , I dont want her to be happy!
hahahahahah
(this IS all in jest, yeh? just incase some of the women get all offensive on me)
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
looooooooool , gosh u guyz makin me laugh already got a hard heart .
guyz?!
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
what ladyz den?
both me AND hayder, making u laugh?
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
no Med, ur the only clown here....
btw....i found Keema in the fridge
my eid come early!!
im so happy, im doin my sehri now....keema, garlic bread, yoghurt...ribena......sweeeeeet
Muhtarama, by us, eating keema is a saileant (that the wright word?) feature of Lodhi's.
I pray Allah SWT continues to bless us all with the rizq of Keema with peas
AMEEN. Ya Rab-al-Alameen!
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
May ALLAH reward you immensely hayder bro, u knw what I ment.
SALIENT. MashaALLAH I am TEACHING you stuff hayder bro, who wud have guessed. Muhtarama, salient featre, duas, Rabbal Alameen. mashaALLAH, u r learning my young apprentice, but u still have a long way to go.
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
lol
ever seen them films or stories where the apprentice kills the master and takes over, in the process exceeding his powers?
if you havnt, you'll witness one live....
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
ewwwwwwwww , how long it been there for LOL, ALL fungi fyde i bet..
nice iftar u doin eh?
!!!!
Ever seen the one where the teacher comes back and gives beats to the student? By us, it is the custom for the teacher to control the student, you are young my apprentice, you are rash and overconfident, I will break you and crush u and then remodel u in my image. then u wont even think of rasing ur eyes to me, u have a long way yet, yung one, a long way.
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
fungy or no fungy.......keema is keema Muhtarma, it should be observed and treated with adab. and then gobbled like a monster would. by us, it is the way of the Lodhi's.
bro, this aint an indiam film........once ur dead, ur dead lol...theres no comin back!
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
lol, astaghfirullah, indian films. where do u think they got the idea about people coming back?
It was from us, we look like we vanquished but then at the last moment we rise and seek revenge on the insolent upstarts who dare to challenge us, beware hayder, compete with me and i shall crrush u like a bug.
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
has anyone voted for HALWA ???
i laugh in the face of danger (in the famous words of Simba
)
brother, bring the whole Mirpuri Mafia, us Lodhi's are ready to kick some rear
we fear you not
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
me
altho i should change it to keema!!
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
famous last words, hayder.
but seriously dont go disrespecting MPs, I aint gonna b too pleased, i aint chatted about lodhi pathans. abt kicking rear. yeh, wen u c us lot, u gonna b beating lodhis who put u up for the fight and apologising to us MPs for troubling us.
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
lol
well u knw where i am,and i await
and as i wait, i smile
i smile as i am happy
i am happy coz i feel honoured
im honoured cozi lead my fearless men in battle
we await you oh med, we await you
btw....my mums family is MP, jus figured lol
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
tut tut tut.
I see I have a hard task,
not only are you rude, insolent, arrogant and downright disrespectful to your ustaads, you ALSO dont care a fig for your poor, innocent, suffering saint of a mother. How you lodhis must torture my fellow mirpuran.
and on top of ALL that, ur diseased with lurrrvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee.
quite a problem child, arent we, hayder lodhi?
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
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