1.You believe in the stupid old wives tale that drinking milk and eating fish together makes your skin blotchy
2.You got brown skin but you got a stupid obsession of wanting lighter skin
3.You think Urdu is a “Muslim Language” and you think English is a “Kafir language”
4.You have got a VERY large family, coz your grandparents have never heard of contraception, your parents are too stingy to get some and you’re too lazy to use them.
5.You are a big fan of ‘Tibet’ cream.
6.You don’t bother using hair conditioner or a hair detangling spray on your hair instead you use cheap hair oil. (Jasmine and mustard oil are very popular)
7.You have got a mate called Imran who was named after Imran Khan
8.BOYZ: every hole is a goal but you want to marry a virgin at the end of the day
9.You some how hate the Hindus and the Sikhs but you copy all their wedding customs on your wedding day
10.Your so proud of being a Paki despite Pakistan being the second most corrupt country in the world (and Musharraf even said on TV that he didn’t believe in ‘human rights’)
11.You believe that saying the word ‘pig’ leaves your mouth unclean for 40 days.
12.You don’t know the difference between religion and culture and think curry is ‘Muslim food’
13.You see someone sinning and instead of saying ‘Astagfirullah’ you say ‘Ayayayayayayayayayayaya’ (I noticed the Indians say Chi Chi Chi)
14.BOYZ: You soak your hair in hair gel but if anyone touches your hair they better be writing there will.
15.You drive a Ford Fiesta and you act like you are in a Ferrari Enzo.
16.The only place you EVER go abroad is Pakistan, if your relatives are here don’t bother going abroad at all
17.You have got an obsession with keeping your weird culture alive
18.The only career you seem to be into in is a doctor
19.You think ‘puberty’ is a dirty word
PS Most of the above was based on freshies in Bradistan.