Jokes/Poetry or anythin alike!

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.....well, im sure they copied it from somewhere esle!!

nah i jus agree with the points it makes....its a good one IMO

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

.....well, im sure they copied it from somewhere esle!!

lol they did....

the revival is google mish mash

one of the articles on the revival is on submission.org

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

"Judda" wrote:

yeah it was from "evil" site submission.org :twisted:

No it's not.

It's all over the web.

well i copied it from thier, i only saw it there, and they said u needed permission to copy "thier stuff", i is gonna tell mi bro to get a life...

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

"Judda" wrote:
well i copied it from thier, i only saw it there, and they said u needed permission to copy "thier stuff", i is gonna tell mi bro to get a life...

U mind giving us a url.

ironicly they copy it off other ppl :roll:

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

yeah [b]i[/b] got it [b]from there[/b]

whats wid the flag

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

"Judda" wrote:
"Constantine" wrote:

To the beastly lust for rape.

wierdo :roll:

that poem didn't make any sense to me....

It's a soldiers perspective on War - it's interesting because he looks at the whole picture rather than the ridiculous glorification we often find in winner's textbooks, or just the atrocities.

Lol! That made me smile...

Surprisingly they do look very alike. :?

another slightly oldy:

Quote:
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

lol that reminds me of the ironic name of the chinese pilot that crashed into one of our pilots a number of years ago.

"Wong Weh"

You sure that wasn't the chinese just messing with you?

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"Admin" wrote:
You sure that wasn't the chinese just messing with you?

The Glorious People's Communist Chinese Party does not have a sense of humor they are aware of.

FASTING

We all must fast in Ramadan,
Which is one of the five Arkan,
It is a blessed month you know,
We fast for Allah, not for show,

It's designed to make us think,
As we refrain from food and drink,
We feel the hunger and the pain,
And much there is for us to gain,
From dawn till dusk we fast,
Hoping that our Sawm can last,
While we try to do much good,
Building Taqwa like we should.

Special prayers we say at night,
And turn to Allah in our plight,
To forgive and guide us as we try,
While ourselves we purify.

And remember it was in Ramadan,
When Allah revealed the Holy Qur'an,
And so began the Prophet's call,
A guide and mercy to us all.

And the night of Qadr is unique,
Its blessings all believers seek,
Then will follow the day of 'Eid,
A truly festive day indeed.

Fasting teaches discipline too,
And self-control for me and you,
As year by year we train to be,
Better Muslims, by Allah's decree.

This Indian man moved into his new home in England. His english
neighbour, being the nice bloke that he was, decided to make him
feel welcome.
He went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the
Indian man in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like
mad. "Must be a Indian custom" he thought to himself.
Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went
home.
The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the indian man
again.When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man
urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be a Indian custom" he
thought to himself.
Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on
with other stuff.
The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian man.
At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a
cow's big fat butt. He became angry and went up to the Indian man.
"I'm sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand
your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled in the Indian man's face.
The Indian man looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think
you are mistaken. These are actually English customs. I was told,
to be English, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen
to bullshit."

What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…

Mary received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a curse: those that weren't curses were to say the least, rude.

Mary tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite things. Words and playing soft music...anything she could think of. Nothing worked.

She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and the bird got madder and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation, Mary put the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace.

For a few moments she heard the bird swearing, squawking kicking and screaming and then, suddenly there was absolute quiet. Mary was frightened that she might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Mary's extended arm and said:

"I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior and I am sure it will never happen again."

Mary was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

[b]DELETED.[/b]

Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar

Never on the Earth was a better soul born
Never the world did a purer soul adorn

(not mine)

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

[b]DELETED.[/b]

Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar

yea sounded pretty familiar......

[b]DELETED.[/b]

Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar

[i]I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "you're next" "you're next". Well they stopped doing that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.
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[i]"you never really realize how big the world is until you get pushed out of a plane."- jon clodfelter
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HELP! i've fallen and i can't....................HEY nice carpet!

Blonde View of Football

Just in time for football season... Football finally makes sense!

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied," especially the cute guys with all the big muscles; but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:

'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

Helloooo? It's only 25 cents!"

Birthday Gift

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

lol good timing - the game is on.

GO PATS!

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