The Great Journey

WIN THE TICKET OF A LIFETIME!

Ticket: one-way (return ticket not available.)

Cost: absolutely free.

Reservation: confirmed.

Eligibility: Son or Daughter of Adam.

Details of journey: Departure point: anywhere on earth.

Destination: out of this world

Accommodation: to be temporarily rested in two meters of space.

Duration: eternity

Time of departure: time of death.

Status: 1st or 2nd class tickets will be available subject to your luggage (*see below for details)

Important Instructions

Please note that there will be a short stop at Barzakh(1). On arrival please report to Mr. Munkar and Nakeer(2). All passengers are requested to keep in mind that the tickets are non-negotiable and non-transferable. Your pilot for the journey will be Captain Israeel(3).

For more information

Read instructions in the Holy Qur'an and the Sunnah.You can also consult the learned Scholars (Ulama). It is important this done as soon as possible. You are reminded that no oxygen mask will be given, as it is not required. In fact your respiratory system will be closed down before the journey begins.

Luggage

Even though each ticket carries only one passenger, there is no restriction on the amount of luggage. You will be provided with five meters of white cloth and small amount of cotton. Please label all luggages with R.I.P.

*The real luggage must be good deeds, good conduct, time spent in inviting mankind to good deeds and prohibiting evil. Knowledge obtained and used properly, children raised and trained to be true followers of Islam. Apart from these, other luggage will be at your own risk. Your luggage will be weighed at 'The Mizan'(4).

There is no need for any boarding pass, passport, or other travel documents. Just get ready. To arrive at the desired location: attendance of the five daily prayers is essential. Study the Qur'an and Sunnah and put the Sunnah into practice.

Prepare now before it's too late!

Notes:

  1. The period from death till Judgement Day- the time in the grave.
  2. Two angels who will question you in the grave.
  3. Angel of death
  4. The scales on Judgment Day where your deeds will be weighed.
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"I didn't read it because the compeition would probably be rigged"

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

I remember getting this as a frwd email.

You wrote:
When this was fist published, it was surprising the number of people who just didnt get it.

"I dont read ads"

"I didn't read it because the compeition would probably be rigged"

lol

"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi