Underwear bombs?

Surely there must be a joke in here somewhere.

This is the I think I have heard of such a tactic, and a third failure.

Any good standup comedians think up of a line?

One that is appropriate?

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One that is appropriate? ....nah.....wait ...actually that's inappropiate too. Nope i got nothing

Lets reunite the ummah under one flag LA ILAHA IL ALLAH MUHAMMADUR RASULULLAH

Lol

I'm not even going to say anything ...

Lol

 

Some great 'Inventions' Wink

 

Wonder if the concept has a patent?
I'm going to take this idea to Dragons Den.

 

Northen Southener wrote:
Wonder if the concept has a patent? I'm going to take this idea to Dragons Den.

You won't get far without blowing up the dragons (and yourself obviously) 

Why would you even wanna carry a bomb in your underwear??!!!!! Shok

 

ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE wrote:

A would-be "underwear bomber" involved in a plot to attack a US-based jet was in fact working as an undercover informer with Saudi intelligence and the , it has emerged.

Heard that on the news and thought how?  

My English is not very good

What do you mean 'how'?

"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi

ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE wrote:

What do you mean 'how'?

They said he was an al qaida guy,how was he able to play a double game?

My English is not very good

He was a "fall guy"
he was due to execute the plan, be found to have links to Iran, and then an invasion would follow.
But something went a bit wrong and it became apparent that he was on the CIA payroll so the only way out was to refer to him as an under cover operative.
(just my theory, I'm still working on proving it)

 

why would you wanna carry a bomb full stop lol? Scratch one-s head

Aleena95 wrote:

why would you wanna carry a bomb full stop lol? Scratch one-s head

 

Incase the enemy's round the corner